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AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Loved it!

NOthing more to say

allforallallforallalmost 17 years ago
Dang this is good!

Now this is an enjoyable loving wives story. Thankyou

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Up to your usual standards

HDK,

You are a twisted man I can tell, but I do like the way you think. This story was fun AND it had a bit of a moral. Good stuff...as usual.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Great

Make sure you insert your tongue in cheek before reading.

Boyd

MetzovMetzovalmost 17 years ago
What can I say?

You just keep getting better HD.

bud444bud444almost 17 years ago
AS ALWAYS....

SUPERB...THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR TALENT

Average-JoeAverage-Joealmost 17 years ago
Really Good

Great presentation of the other side of coin. Thanks again for writing.

Kanga40Kanga40almost 17 years ago
Keeps getting better

Definitely one of your best. <BR>

You seem to keep improving with 'age'!<BR>

Can't wait for your next one.

PhilipinNorcalPhilipinNorcalalmost 17 years ago
Author! Author!

HDK:<p>You have truly become the master of the "short" short story. I applaud the dialog and relish the ending.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Long Horn Had Better Post Soon!

these one-liner stories are such a waste of time. these "stories" have as much impact in our psyche as a "smart, sophisticated" Jerry Seinfeld joke. No sooner as they enter one ear, the other ear's all winded...

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Wagon Tongue

You really do get better with every story. I can't offer criticism, but I can certainly offer praise and my sincere thanks for another great effort!!!

Nicholls9Nicholls9almost 17 years ago
Confusing bit

Sue tells Bill: "You can bet your ass that you won't be the man I choose, so just butt out!".

Why would she have to tell her brother that? Doesn't it go without saying that she wouldn't fuck her brother . . . unless of course, they are a kinky family.

rlg99rlg99almost 17 years ago
Great

Loved it- And at the end where she thanks her brother, That was perfect.

cwbuddycwbuddyalmost 17 years ago
GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again you have re-invented the genre. I have read and enjoyed everything you have written.

Thank you.

CW

jaggers0053jaggers0053almost 17 years ago
Oh Boy

Here is this great story,lots of humor. And then we have a correspondent who can only comment on the one little glith in the story. HDK, your a bad boy!! Hey, keep sending your stories,I can deal with your horrendous mistakes. don

PEATBOGPEATBOGalmost 17 years ago
Yes!!

Superb! Enough said! Pete.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
A great concept

HDK,

One of the Loving Wives stories with that's different. Well written as I expected, and a rather neat ending. Thank You. Ronnie W.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
great read

pretty unusual, but good nontheless.

bruce22bruce22almost 17 years ago
The moment that I saw----

your name on the piece my day suddenly got brighter (of course the sun coming up helped,,,,). Thanks for giving us another treat!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Outstanding!!!!

My, oh my! That was funny as hell. You continue to amaze with your wit, and that little twist in your thinking. Well, well done!

Tim C.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
A slut wife in the brain, a jealous woman at heart

like most woman with nothing on their minds, she wanted to have and cake and eat it to. Suddenly someone came along who enlightened her, whats good for the goose is good for the gander. She would be a woman with children, with no real means of support, who is labeled a cheating slut and adultress out looking for a new provided so she can go out and play. And in the mean time, a real woman, could take her place almost immediately and provide her bushand with what she was failing to provide him, and even marry him if he wanted. The majority of women described in most of these stories, this one at least had an IQ high enough to understand when it was tattooed on her forehead, think what they have is so special that they can do anything they want and the husband has to accept it because they are special. Actually in most cases the husbands can do much better, especially if they have a job, and the women are showing that in addition to a very low IQ they have no self esteem, morals, or ethics. In other words, they are real sluts, just plain trash.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Once again,

...you seem to have written all the comments yourself.

rooster1rooster1almost 17 years ago
YES!!!!!!!!

as well as it could be written

cageyteecageyteealmost 17 years ago
A nicely done story.

As always, for me it's a better day when I start it with an HDK story. I really liked the turn around - getting all the arguements out BEFORE the act.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Shaggy dog stories

Are stories where the only point is revealed in the last line called that in the US? They're intended to be funny. I skipped to the end of this piece quite soon and decided not to bother with the rest.

I often rate HDK high but not this one.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Great concept!

She announces her intentions, he tells her brother, friends and spouses get involved, she sees what's comming and chickens out. Prevention is a great thing, any proactive approch is better than what would happen otherwise. HDK is truly talented.

peggytwittypeggytwittyalmost 17 years ago
Just fantastic fun in Loving Wives stereotype’s

gone in your face.<p>

This is another good day as HDK makes me smile and then laugh out loud. Man you are a twisted man with a great sense of humor. Your outlook on life has got to be one of pure optimism and with a smile for the world to see.<p>Now wait for the people who take all this and make it into a serious piece to debate whether she was stupid and he a wimp and why they shouldn’t go ahead and swing together. I just enjoyed the great tongue-in-cheek and will read it again this evening.<p>Seriously, thank you for brightening my day and all the wonderful effort you take to give us these wonderful fantasies.<p>PT

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
I hated that it was too short

Can anybody give me Jerry's phone number? I need to remodel my bathroom and build a deck...LMAO

Great little story! Reading HDK stories is one of my guilty pleasures and he always leaves me wanting more. Thanks, author.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
What the fuck was that?

That story sucked. You should write stories for Womans World or something. I come to this site to read a good fuck story. I read yours in hopes it would turn into that. Well it didn't. So please don't post any more of these silly ass stories. Maybe you should try writing a cook book, they have about the same amount of sex in them as your story.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Great Analysis

That's a brilliant story about all those who are planning to spice up thier lives after "so called careful thoughts". You do not need different violins to elicit different tunes, you need to know and enjoy the music. Great work, just keep it UP!

Harryin VAHarryin VAalmost 17 years ago
ALRIIIIGHT!!! wow outstanding Yuppe

WOW was that fucking perfect... 100? no try like 150 or 200...

NucleusNucleusalmost 17 years ago
Please ...

... don't write cook books. ;-) Give us more of your fancifull stories. Thanks from a german fan.

<p><b>Nucleus</p></b>

leapyearguyleapyearguyalmost 17 years ago
Go ahead, write the cookbook.

Coming from you, I'd read it. thanx for the shining star in what has become a blackhole on Literotica. LYG

Gary_LostGary_Lostalmost 17 years ago
Very Good

This is how a man should act. I wish other authors on Literotica would take note.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
CRAP - pure unadultrated CRAP

gatorhermitgatorhermitalmost 17 years ago
Excellent Story - Erotic and Funny but True

I liked the twist at the end (which gives Bill legitimacy in his treatment of Sue). I think, though, IRL Sue would have already been too far down the road and would already have her affair in progress. Excellent characterization of the effects of infidelity upon either sex, though.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Yes You Can

WE,the male readers can always count on HDN to stick up for the rights of the downtroden husband.This is very well written and does look at both sides,And unlike some other authors I could name,has an ending.

Risq_001Risq_001almost 17 years ago
Ok HDK,

<p>This was one of your better stories guy</p>

<p>So what if it wasn't dripping sex. If that is your sole reason for giving it a bad rating and your outlet for sex is reading about it, you might want to find a new outlet for it (^_^)</p>

<p>But I laughed my butt off during the opening, and I was kinda curious why she listened as long as she did. Until the end that was. Fantastic. </p>

-Risq

SparxXxSparxXxalmost 17 years ago
Niceeeee! And cool Twist

Wow after seeing how many comments there were I was eager to read the story. All I can say is very well done. The twist at the end pretty much answered a question I had when reading the story.(How could the husband's friend be yelling at his wife.) Good job and I'll be checking into more of your stories.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
GREAT!!!

I've read many of your stories and liked most, but thus far this one is at least one of your pinnacles (if not THE pinnacle'). I find I like many of the 'Loving Wife' stories, but have little use for the 'willing' cuckold stories or swinging stories. It was a pleasure to see this actually verbalized this way.....and the 'brother twist' was something I never saw coming (and I'm often able to see these twists in advance). BTW: are you considering getting past the Beatles?....may try the Stones...c'mon, think what you could do with "Satisfaction"!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
You've outdone yourself!

This story is creative, imaginative yet realistic, funny yet very sobering, and, above all, well written. For years I've felt that Literotica has created a misconception just by calling this genre of story a "Loving Wives" tale. The women in most of these stories are anything but loving and definitely not representative of what a wife should be. In fact, Literotica is doing a disservice to good wives who truly love their husbands by creating this misconception. And, on the other hand, the men in most of the stories have no character, guts, balls or common sense. As often stated, they are nothing more than wimps waiting to be cuckolded and humiliated. "Loving Wives" should be called "Slut Wives," and they should create a whole new section for "Wimpy Ding-a-lings."

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
You've outdone yourself

HDK, you dog you! You've done it again, I don't how, but you keep outdoing yourself. Great story, quick read, funny, yet serious, & the twist at the end. Altho, I sorta had a hunch that your main guy had some kind of relationship w/ Sue, to be talking to her that way at the outset, but the ending still got me. Thanks for a great read, & keep them coming.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
I really enjoyed it.

Great story. Well written. Keep up the good work. I am, however, left to wonder whether I would be as forgiving as the husband...

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Yes!!!!

Story just about covers it. All I wanted to say will sign of as anonymous like some other small dick wankers who put negative comments and have no balls

Longhorn__07Longhorn__07almost 17 years ago
Another Good One

But that's what everyone expects from the master, isn't it? Kudos, HDK.

Kanga40Kanga40almost 17 years ago
I can't believe

One guy complained about the brother - as if, especially on Lit, incest never happens! LOL<BR>

Bloody hell, it's the second most popular genre with almost 14,000 stories - a lot more than LW's 10,600<BR>

AND, I thought it made a lot more sense that it was her brother talking to her like that.<BR>

<B>AND, </B>another thing, with seven brothers, all younger than I, I can tell ya I've used similar words to that woman in my younger days when one of the dorks made 'unsavoury' comments about what I may do at a party or on a date! "If I do, it won't be YOU!!", passed my lips a few times in the 60s...

Nightowl22Nightowl22almost 17 years ago
Excellent

What's a brother for? I think he could have talked all month with Sue and never even put doubt in her mind BUT Karen, now, THAT thought of Karen fucking her husband's brains out made her attenae shoot sky high and her brain do a really fast 180.

Another great story!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Capital Story Mate!!!!

IT had it all, suspense, drama, sex...it moved me. Seriously, good to see a story where the woman see their mistakes BEFORE they make it. Good to see a guy stand up and say enough of this shit! Hit the marker on all counts.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
WTF?

Did you write all these "great story!" comments yourself?

I thought it was crap!

KOLKOREKOLKOREalmost 17 years ago
Worrying comments…

There are two types of worrying comments: the first is the common, which contain the usual plethora of fowl language; borderline psychotic-paranoid mess gages, the latest novelty of which is: HDK somehow creates all the feedback himself; and so on and so forth. I am not worried about those readers. What worrying me is the eroding effect of such verbal pollution over time. For that matter the aficionados of the best in lit should steady our efforts at providing the antidotes to the above mentioned mental Flu. <P>

The second worry is of the opposite nature, less severe and much more rare. When an author reaches a certain level of achievement, he/she can periodically get the equivalent of the horn of plenty of well deserved compliments keep it on wishes and you’ve over done yourself again marks. The latter in particular worries me a bit. I can imagine how it turn into a stressful trend. (I can imagine many authors wishing on themselves that kind of stress). All I am saying, HDK take those well earned responses in, then take a deep breath and…forget them. Just write what feels right to you – not what you might imagine that is becoming a popular trend with the readers. <P>

Not that you seem to be of much need of any advice. I just thought it might be a good idea to take the wisdom of the brother and engage in some preemptive prevention intervention. OK, and here the comparison ends. <P>

I don’t think I have mentioned that the story was great. It was great. Thank you.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
How Warranted Those Positive Comments Are !!!

The talent and subject matter are most certainly a large plus but it is the edge and humor which really drive your appreciation.<P>

I for one am about to write a few more songs for the Beatles to sing to help push you along.<P>

This is surely one of your best if not the best. You make your points in a pointed but clear way usually without offending 99.9% of the semi-normal readership. Respect is appealing and a necessary part of life for humans - well most of us.<P>

You deliver and amuse and provoke and entertain and brighten this site for me and most. How much more can a writer want in Pa.? Lakes - Mountains - Rivers - Elephants - Great Neighbors - and most of all an appreciative audience. [OH - A ? please. Why was Kolkore talking about chickens, ducks and flying foul fowl things?] <P>

With Very High Regard

KOLKOREKOLKOREalmost 17 years ago
Dear Anon in USA Mi,

Your words of wisdom charmed me until I arrived at your last comment question/ comment which seemed to be related to my comment! I made the mental equivalent of a summersault, and relocated back to view my comment to find those lively allusions to any live stock which might have landed into my comment unbeknown to me! But could find none… I was wondering, was the reader alluding to the ‘horn of plenty’? Was the reader finding any fault with this fine expression, or perhaps he/she is not familiar with it?

GoodWifeyGoodWifeyalmost 17 years ago
Kolkore... you did mention FOWL comments

maybe that is what our astute commentator was alluding to?

I suppose you meant to write foul, perchance?

KOLKOREKOLKOREalmost 17 years ago
GoodWifey, I was astute not at all!

Of course you are right! Now look who is astute and who is all fouled. Thank you for removing a feather from my eyes.

sherlock40sherlock40over 16 years ago
Could this actually be a story where the

best friend/brother gave good advice and was not interested in having sex with his sister/best friend's wife? And the wife finally came to her senses and decided not to betray her husbands love? Have I somehow gone to another site? Where infidelity isn't erotic or happy or any of that other bullshit that lesser authors think it is?

Of course not, I have just read another great story by one of the best authors on this site.

bornagainbornagainalmost 16 years ago
Good reading

I really think that the wife about lost everything because she had everything right in front of her.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 16 years ago
loved it

I loved it , i didnt see the brother/sister conection coming but that just made it better.

AnonymousAnonymousover 15 years ago
Give her time...

...she'll start to feel that itch and not mentioned that it needs scratched. It would make a great follow up story.Great twist on the sibling connection!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 15 years ago
READ

Read your own stories and make your self sick.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Just have to ask....

Did the commentator from the great white north read the same story I just read? No wonder Canada's still America's unwanted province!Eh?Or no?Pistolpackinpete

digdaddyrichdigdaddyrichover 14 years ago
It's too bad she stopped thinking like a slut

She should have cuckolded poor Jerry and found out she is nothing but a slut. After she spends the weekend getting her ass screwed off she comes home and shows Jerry her stretched out pussy and belittles Jerry for not being enough man to keep her home.She tells him that she is going back to her new lover for a whole week next time.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
great story

what a great story! Sounds like Jerry would have been better off with Karen though.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Ugly American

Anon in USa is so typical of an ugly American. Such an arrogant attitude. I have many American friends but he is doing nothing to help their cause. Sorry to get political on this site but that comment really pissed me ( and probably every other Canadian) off. Story was really good. Great ending. Jim in Alberta. ps Since when did the USA have provinces?

clark3001clark3001over 14 years ago
Good one

The reality isn't always evident until pointed out no holds barred, by a third person.

JeffTomJeffTomalmost 14 years ago
Great Story, Jerry got his balls back.

One of the best stories I have read.

I guess if there were no Bill, there would have been a divorce.

We all need friends like Bill!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 14 years ago

Well written. Often, a story gets criticized because it's not realistic. Well, this one isn't, but it doesn't matter. It is tongue in cheek and humorous. It points out why immature people have affairs, and why they shouldn't. A husband or wife of 15 years will never match the excitement of someone new. Of course after 3 months the spouse will find out that the someone new has become old hat, and can't match the depth of the old relationship. The old relationship, however, will be gone.

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago
Fav story

This is by far my favorite story - I laughed so hard I cried

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago
See...you CAN finish a story when you try...

good read

movermoverabout 13 years ago
And Mom?

Laughed 'til I cried. Great! Kept waiting for the other shoe to drop, and was NOT disappointed. O. Henry is proud of you.

BigJohn601BigJohn601about 13 years ago
I hope you never run out of Beatles songs......

Great story and a fun read.. Keep them coming! You don't happen to have Karen's phone number, do you?

TavadelphinTavadelphinabout 13 years ago
Damn near perfect!

I don't what perfect is yet so I can't say that but DAMN NICE!!!

You handled her in a most effective and controlled fashion and then the girls laid her out flat, one two punch classic.

Creative to a fault - I too cackled til' it hurt then had to get control to finish -

FD45FD45almost 13 years ago
I loved this one

It really drove the point home.

jd927jd927almost 13 years ago

Nice story. The message was sent in a very unconventional (and highly fantastical) manner, but it had a profound affect on all parties.

Scorpio44Scorpio44almost 13 years ago
Lit was the wrong venue!

This story should be printed in women's magazines all over the western world! Sort of a strong warning about brain farts.

I'm thinking of sending it to the wives of the guys on my bowling team and the women my wife works with at the bank.

Thanks!

GualterioGualterioalmost 13 years ago
Well done as usual

A serious point made in a fun way. The brother/sister surprise at the end was enjoyable as well.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 13 years ago

Jerry should just let her do whatever with whomever, and he gets the better deal with Karen. Have a bj and how many other things, with no concern for any thoughts of Sue's actions, real or imagined. And he can be the captain of the team, too! Sue can, well who cares.

JLRemoraJLRemoraover 12 years ago
What a Twist

I'm still playing catch up with many of the stories on Literotica, and this is one story I'm glad I read. The twist, and I love a good twist (the dance, too), was nicely done. Overall, it was a great read, both humorous and thoughtful.

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
The proof is in the pudding..

An well-written story with a neat twist at the end. Contains a lot of food for thought about the consequences of cuckolding/cheating.

RePhilRePhilover 12 years ago
Loved it again

For the umpteenth time

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
revisited this after HDK's latest submission

and it is still one of my favorites "Hey Sue, is the cuck there?" - totally frickin hilarious

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
Thank you

Hey.... another of your stories I have thoroughly enjoyed. Every couple should be made to read this before they get married. My wife cheated with her wealthy boss and I stupidly took her back for the sake of the kids......that was a mistake. Too late now for me.

Thankyou

nakdsubnakdsubover 12 years ago
Yup, great story...

Very well done. You expressed my thoughts as well as the thoughts of any REAL man. At least in my view.

Thanks again.

IrfonIrfonabout 12 years ago
You cunning linguist you...

HAHAHAHA - made my day.

What you said and did to your sister was humorous and funny - without all the usual nastiness - loved it.

Write some more stories like that - terrific - still laughing here...

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago

LOVED it

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago
Awesome!

I loved the story!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
Probably the best of you....

It is pitty that is not like that in rial life....

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
I gave it 3 stars ...

... should have been 2 people don't talk like that.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
I gave it 5 stars

of course the cuckolds gave it 3, but who gives a shit, they are cuckolds!

DunaDunaalmost 12 years ago

Cpete has an excellent comment at SS06's excellent story the "Hindsite". A part of it: A decade ago some university/goverment stat study found females age 35+ in North America had a higher chance of being on a hijacked airplane then finding a male mate in a relationship that would last a decade.

This tale reminded me of the old joke of the lady who spent her life looking for the "perfect" man. She did find the "Perfect man".....however he was looking for the "Perfect" lady.

UndrApprctdUndrApprctdalmost 12 years ago
And They All Laughed, And Laughed, And Laughed & Lived Happily Ever After...

Another Dr. Seuss offering?

betrayedbylovebetrayedbylovealmost 12 years ago
Good Story

A new title could be "Reason not to cheat on your husband."

I hate cheating wives and in the end there were none. Yay.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
stoolie

he smoked the meaty cock, his cornhole reamed, betrayed!

tazz317tazz317almost 12 years ago
IT TAKES A HARD KICK

to get someones attention to the facts. TK U MLJ LV NV

LickideesplitLickideesplitalmost 12 years ago
HDK & the final twist

Really didn't even think this one needed a last twist, so I didn't see it coming. Great twist for a great phone-based story!

norcal62norcal62over 11 years ago
Nice little sermonette.

Well done story to drive home a message.

nakdsubnakdsubover 11 years ago
There aren't many stories...

On lit that I've read more than once. Occasionally I'll read one twice. This is the third time for this story, I love it.

Thanks.

maxjonesmaxjonesover 11 years ago
Came here after finding nakdsub's comment

Thanks to both of you.

5 stars.

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
5 stars--LW Hall of Fame

Just had to comment and lead off your second hundred..

I am, however, still pissed at Bill. I was so, so close to fucking Sue. Dumb cunt, telling her husband before. Glad she didn't give me up--I'd be dead. Just kidding.

Thanks again, tom anon

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
great!

Women think all men think with their small head. This story proves women aren't all the little angels they claim to be. Sue and any woman like her are dumb bitches!

I found this story very clever and amusing!

Great job! 5 stats from me!

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