Squirt

One of the best

The funniest short I have read in a while. You do have a warped sense of humor, that's a good thing! Thanks for the laughs.

Great short!

Great, funny little short. I love your conversational style, it works. Your opening line was catchy and draws one into the story. I LOVE good opening lines.

Haha!

Very funny and in your usual inimitable style!!

Ha!

You need help! But then you might not come up with this stuff.

Good work!

Bitch of a problem. Great writing.

Don't even know what to say *laugh*

That first line is a grabber if I've ever saw one. Beyond that, I don't know what to say except well done *laugh*

Uh huh

Still chuckling Jenny. The first line grabs you and last line leaves you laughing.

MJL

Great story!

You can pee over me anytime, Jenny!

I almost pissed myself from laughing!

A great read. The humor had a vicious bite to it that just made it just so much funnier. This was the shit... or the piss.

funny

tight, well written and funny - good hook at the end

Oh My!

Very funny story. Your story really showed the frustration over your skill. He he.

Love it when they squirt

went with a woman for a year or so who squirted - loved it - the taste is just delectable - love the humor in your writing.

It was a nice read

just like the others have already made clear, thank you for that.

squirt!!!!!!!v vaginas are neat! i love stories about things that i perceive to be neat! five stars~!!!!!!! also write more stories about vaginas and if youcan matchbox cars i like those too!!!!! please include luke skywalker too. also.

What's a little squirt or two between friends?

First off, a waterproof mattress pad is necessary. Next, several very absorbent bath towels are useful. Finally, a long cock and a willing, hot pussy. Now let the fun begin. Be sure to wash the sheets.

Enjoyed it from the first sentence.

More Please

Hilarious!