Condoms are like taking a bath with your socks on. Went to a Catholic drugstore and asked where the condoms were and the druggist insulted me LOUDLY. Mother fucker thought he was the Pope I guess. Never went back. Story was good. Starting a love life at forty is good. Cheers!
Lost massive points because of the condom. Sorry.
Those fucking hated things have NO place in any literature. Ever. For any reason/excuse whatsoever!
IT ENDED
Why did it end there? They needed to move in together.......
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Condoms are like taking a bath with your socks on. Went to a Catholic drugstore and asked where the condoms were and the druggist insulted me LOUDLY. Mother fucker thought he was the Pope I guess. Never went back. Story was good. Starting a love life at forty is good. Cheers!
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