All Comments on 'The Legendary C.P. Swallows'

by MarshAlien

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AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
You owe me a new monitor

For the pepsi spewage shorted mine out...Oh goodness, Marsh. This one is priceless. Two thumbs way up!!!!

Orion623Orion623over 16 years ago
Great!

Clever, imaginative and funny. More, please.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
That last sentence

is the best that I have ever read on this site.Brilliant and should be the contest winner.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Oh man...

What a twisted mind, you just couldn't resist. That last sentence is just...priceless.

GaeaWindsingerGaeaWindsingerover 16 years ago
The Winner of the contest. or it sure better be.

That punch line was absolutely Wonderful. If you don't win well... People need their heads examining. The story held your interest, it had all the attributes of a superb horror tale and the ending was priceless. The winner on All counts. Good luck.

Boxlicker101Boxlicker101over 16 years ago
This was a

great story, and one of the worst (in other words, the best) puns I have ever heard or read.

MagicaPracticaMagicaPracticaover 16 years ago
I will...

sell you my soul if you will teach me how to write humor. lololololol...

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
LOL

That was a very entertaining story... thank you very much!

miwoodsmanmiwoodsmanover 16 years ago
Bravo!

You can't tell but I'm giving you a standing ovation! This is the best contest story I've read, although your "A Hallowed Tale" isn't far behind. Great work!

Alex De KokAlex De Kokover 16 years ago
Public Menace #1

You, sir, are dangerous! This story should carry a warning - "Under no circumstances should the reader be holding, or swallowing, a drink when reading the end of the story."

Priceless. Consider me suckered into it.

Alex

HarddaysknightHarddaysknightover 16 years ago
As Usual,

I feel alienated. This reminds me so much of the jokes Soupy Sales used to tell, except this isn't suitable for daytime TV. I remember the one punchline, "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, Dear." Thanks for the fun.

SweetLittleLiarSweetLittleLiarover 16 years ago
Duped and Alienated, by the Master Alien

After reading the punch line I groaned so loud it took several seconds before the giggles started ... but once they did, I had trouble catching my breath! That has to be the longest (and most entertaining!) set-up for any joke ever told through literature. I was bracing myself for a tragic "ghost story" ending, and so was doubly unprepared. It's sheer brilliance, from a fiendishly clever and clearly unprincipled mind. Fantastic work, Mr. Alien!

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago

Seriously, that was awesome!

TalenhawkTalenhawkover 16 years ago
Great... Then again March only has great stuff

You know what annoys me most? I never saw it coming. I almost always know the ending of a mystery or movie. It kills me that I never saw this. Awesome story.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
World Tour?

Yeah, that was neat!

*grins*

More please!

Maharat

l8blooml8bloomover 16 years ago
ya GOT me!!!

I'm with Talenhawk. Didn't know what hit me!! Grateful to Maharat who warned me in time to avoid Daniellekitten's fate. Bad puns make me swoon, damn you, marsh. L8.

Varian PVarian Pover 16 years ago
Sir, you are a bad, bad man.

Charming, delightful, and very, very bad.

tickledkittytickledkittyover 16 years ago
Awesome, Marshbaby.

In spite of your dire warnings about how bad this is, I love it. It's wonderfully clever and twisted and thoroughly delightful. And short too! (Happy?)

elfin_odalisqueelfin_odalisqueover 16 years ago
I spose yous thinks yous klevver.

Well you are. Great Halloween story - not too long - with a mule kick at the end. Tremendous

SweetWitchSweetWitchover 16 years ago
Snort

I suppose you think you're pretty clever, huh?

JennyloJennyloover 16 years ago
The perfect punch line

Only you could combine a public service (how to give a blow job) with the perfect punch line...lol

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Great Story for Halloween

I like this, It's a cute play on words! It reminds me of an adult "Mark Twain" kind of story.

DesertPirateDesertPirateover 16 years ago
Wicked funny!

Marsh,

You are one sick puppy, and one of the

funniest authors I have ever read! Well told story

with the right amount of suspense and a very nice

twist at the end. We won't talk about the last

line, it's hard to type with belly laughs. That

may be why I waited a few days to comment.

DarkniciadDarkniciadover 16 years ago
So bad...

And yet so good. An excellent mixture with a masterful finish *laugh*

reignopheliareignopheliaover 16 years ago
Naughty

Wicked and naughty fun from start to finish. The level of premeditation caught me by surprise at the end. I don't think you'll necessarily need it, but good luck in the contest.

glynndahglynndahover 16 years ago
I love puns!

And that was certainly worth the read.

bluebellbluebellover 16 years ago
More praise to add to the heap...

We're going to have to get you a separate website for all of your adoring fans and the absolute piles of shining PCs. Excellent job. Really. I was so duped, and I loved it!

Kev HKev Hover 16 years ago
Heh

The jab at the end was a nice trick. *smirks*

TE999TE999over 16 years ago
Very punny Marsh

I sure didn't see that one coming (pun intended). Well done shaggy dog story. Kudos.

Selena_KittSelena_Kittover 16 years ago
O.My.God

Oh.My.God.

That was just... delightful. :)

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Hardy har har

That was so corny at the end but as always I loved the whole thing! ur #1 fan

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Great Read....

Delightful...very well written.....thank you...

araidayaraidayalmost 16 years ago
Well, you did dare me

*cackle* Oh my - get thee to a punnery. Fortunately, I like puns. Well, while this story might not be one I'd actively search for on my own, I did enjoy it. You have a good ear for dialogue. I also like the first-person P.O.V. in the story. Nice work.

Yet again you are a veritable fount of knowledge! I can now say I've learned something today from your C.P. character. :)

Thanks for the recommend.

lace_and_stilettoeslace_and_stilettoesover 15 years ago
Genius!

Best closing line ever!Without doubt. No competition!

countrygirl117countrygirl117about 14 years ago
i loved it

it was great

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 14 years ago
ahahahaha

Thats hilarious, its a bloody long joke, and damn fine too, what a punch line!

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago

nice pun

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago

Clever word play

studebakerhawkstudebakerhawkover 11 years ago
Ow!

That one hurt. Ever since childhood I've had an affinity for puns or jokes that made you groan as much as laugh. When I encounter them in a joke or story I can almost always spot the set-up. Not this time, not even close. You even made the icky-bod connection more than once. My wife said to be sure and thank you. She'd been married to me for 27 years and never knew milk would come out my nose.

BigK10BigK10about 11 years ago
Mr. Peabody...

...would be proud! Well done!

LustKnightLustKnightover 9 years ago
AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Well played, you magnificent bastard.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 9 years ago
BEAUTIFUL!

I hope you are still looking at comments occasionally, because I want you to know that I LOVED it. Thank you.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
Got Me

I have to admit, I didn't notice the subtle hints along the way, and I didn't see it coming. That last line let me tie it all together. Nicely done.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 7 years ago

<groan!>

XacksonXacksonabout 6 years ago
I’m not angry...

I’m just disappointed in myself.

Grimjack01Grimjack01about 4 years ago
Omg funny

This was hilarious, well done.

rayironyrayironyalmost 3 years ago
Adulterated punishment !

I'm a groan man,

but still didn't see the classic shaggy dog shambling my way

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

AAAA+

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Wonderful!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

Damn! Ya got me! 🤣

WetmartinisWetmartinis11 months ago

Drawn and quoted.

bhojobhojo10 months ago

A shaggy dog story ! i looove it

AnonymousAnonymous7 months ago

Omfg what a brilliant pun and story 👏 🤣🤣🤣

ReadyOneReadyOne3 months ago

I did NOT see that cumming.

WetmartinisWetmartinisabout 1 month ago

The pun ought to be punishable. It should be drawn and quoted.

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