Dear Santa, I Can Explain...

Oh My God!!!

That was brilliant! I loved it from beginning to end!!!

Great fun story!

This is a great well told fun christmas story! Well done!

Crutch Funny

I kept waiting for this to get either satirical, humorous or erotic. But, it never did. One feature of a good joke is an unexpected turn. The title told the whole story, so there was no suspense, no clever twist to make it funny. If Santa standing up while trying to hide an erection was the punch line, it was a swing and a miss. The sole description of the woman was "cute, blond nut" so there was nothing the least bit erotic there. This was a pointless exercise and not the least bit funny. If you didn't write your own complimentary comments, then the bar for story quality has been set too low.

Great read, loved it, but did I detect a 'dumb blonde' joke here?

Cute

Cute and funny and sexy. Great story.

Good one

That was a cute little story. Not ha-ha funny, but it did give me a big smile or two - especially when I first realised the woman had made a mistake. :)

not too bad.

I think it could have been better, but I'm not really sure how. Then again, I'm not an author. Thanks for the smile.

Very SIlly

Very Silly MAGICA,For this you will not get your "turkey "plucked this Christmas,you been on the sherry already?

Enjoyable

This was a fun story, and I enjoyed it. I was pretty much able to predict how it would end, but I didn't mind that. It's not unusual for me to read a story a second time, even though I know how it will come out, if the reading is fun, as this one was.

Very cute and funny

I could easily picture this happening IRL. It made me smile. Well done!

Thanks for the smile

Good luck in the contest.

A lot of fun!

Yeah, might have been able to predict it, but that didn't reduce the humor of the situation at all! Fun and funny!

Hehe

That was great, I love it!

Thanks, MP, I Needed That

Nice piece of writing. However, I do sympathize with the Macy's Santa.

It was cute

Gave me a smile, thanks.

Good dialogue

I liked it. It had the right amount of humor and the right length.

You're good with the dialogue, especially the woman's. I could hear someone saying what she said.

Well done....

So we kind of knew where it was going, so what? it made me smile all the way through, and not many of the stories on here do that much any more. Well written, easy to read, realistic dialogue. Good effort. 'Auntie Mat'.

I was the boss

Thank you Dear

I particularly loved this line...

"...I get an idea!"

Santa suspected that didn't happen too often.

LMAO

Beautiful!

As has been already mentioned: dialogue and the smile, and the fun. Entirely believable. Thanks!

ugh

I guess I must have different taste, 'cause I really thought that sucked. Not the good kind.

Cute

Thank you for a smile. Nicely put together.

very odd.

much needed giggles

Thank you! Most amusing.

Fun

Very fun little story.

Nicely done!

Nicely done! I bet "Santa" would have developed some ideas for her if he gets some more time. ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh God, I'm still laughing! This was GREAT!