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I need therapy..
Oh my goodness that story was funny, but very creepy. I think you need a warning that anyone who likes eggnog should not read this story.
Dear God
You have a very wicked mind. But I mean that in the best way possible. ;)
too rich!
This was a good story and to learn from whence eggnog comes was truly a delight for me! My husband loves eggnog - I care not for it - and I will have him read this and let him finally decide if he is just bi-sexual or gay! Thanx!
(I know this is just a fantasy story, but there are those out there who may believe that this really IS where they get eggnog from!)
HoHoHo-ohhhhhhhhhh
This made me laugh out loud! I smiled long after I finished reading it. Thanks for a little Christmas cheer! Happy Holidays Mr.Jones!!!
Oh yes!
You have a sick and twisted mind Mr Jones! But I love where you are coming from. That was the best laugh I have had in ages.
Terrific, funny, clever story.
Your story was very funny. The dialogue was priceless and the outcome was the icing on the cake. This is a story that, I am sure, will be shared among many for a good holiday chuckle. Thanks for this.
Excellent
I will never look at eggnog the same again.
Too damn funny!
Thanks for putting a smile on my face. Good luck in the contest.
I must say,
this was pretty funny. I do happen to like eggnog, but I haven't drunk any yet this year.
Uh, no more eggnog for me!
This was the hilarious! Loved it!!
EggNog, hmm?
Well NOW, I'm not surprised that fruitcake tastes like SH!T. I always thought that the Nog was similar in consistency to Male cum, tho. I'm hardly surprised @ THAT revelation. It made me laugh, but the fact that Satan Claws is hung stunned me! OMG. I was sort of freaked out @ that 4 a second, U see. Good thing that this was categorized as a 'Humorous' story or I would have a bit of difficulty er, swallowing that (not like Sara did, tho, heh) Good tail, Mr. Jones, Not erotic: but well-written, NEway LOL
marvelous!
I just read your other Christmas story and what a difference. Both great, but where the other one almost made me cry this one had me rolling on the floor. Makes me wonder which person you are.
sucking santas cock
it was ok it took awhile to build up, and then when it came down to it, that it just sucked. why didn't she try becuz she wanted to fuck santa so bad why didnt she take on the gigantic cock?
No wonder...
No wonder no one likes to actually eat fruitcake. Very entertaining story with a lot of unexpected twists.
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