by MungoParkIII
As soon as I find out who you are I'm suing you for all you're worth. I DID NOT give you permission to write about me.
I love it when someone captures the truth of what a short story is supposed to be. A delight to read.
This is good fun,how is your dick doing after poking it in your car?
It should probably be in humor and satire. I laughed heartily at the end, but toys and masturbation is a bit off. Well written, and keep up the good work.