It Meant Nothin'

Could almost be in Humor Category

Very nice twist at the end. Something tells me Heather is about to upgrade! Well done.

W.T.F.

Now this was funny.

The irony drips

Oh-oh — a bit of 'tongue-in-cheek' in this story! Just think of all of the stories that are premised on 1.) one of the partners acting on partial knowledge, but unwilling to even TALK to their long-time (10, 15, 20 year partners,) before acting, and 2.) the only solution to a woman 'straying' (even just once, even just kissing,) is the effective capital punishment of their marriage. Ouch! Such wit shouldn't be tolerated in the loving wives section! LOL!

what nonsense

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I have good news and bad news

The bad is you earned another"0". The good is, now that your style is apparent (a woman can place a lit torch to your scrotum and you'd still keep her, also known as reconciliation-at-all-costs), I won't read anymore of your submissions. This could have been funny, if you hadn't taken the Husband over the top. No where on Lit (that I found) has a man divorced his wife JUST for giving someone else a close-mouth kiss. Get a Pulpit if you want to preach.

Good!

Always like a bit of humor in a story. Being headstrong is not the way to do things. Well Done!

It should have continued to meetings with lawyers

Where he refused to discuss splitting their assets evenly, despite her best attempts. So she ends up rich and he ends up with a big mortgage and -- after the fact -- the realization about what hnad transpired.

almost as bad this Moron's 1st story

Why couldn;t say "BARRY I just won the Lottery for 1.5 million pounds!!!!!......? that takes 1.25 seconds to say. another UK wimp writer

good laugh

very clever:)
harryin n shango r idiots! dumbasses don't get it.

Sendup of Harry + friends: they don't get it

This was a cute little story with the antagonist being a person who reads the posts of the Loving Wives readers here on Literotica and takes them seriously. Our writer was right on. In fact, she beat me to the punch. I had a story in development that is along the same lines, or at least kidding the same people.
Hey, guys, if the shoe fits...
There is a line in Dune:
Never to forgive. Never to forget.
The husband in this story got all of his dialog from comments about LW stories. Funny. Silly. But then so are the commenters. Nothing is explainable, nothing is forgivable. Torch the bitch and be done with it.
It's a beautiful thing.

Made me smile

Thank you for an entertaining read.

As the wise man said, "There are none so blind as those who will not see."

From some people,a zero is as good as a standing ovation! Funny? Man!

I challenge Bullet and Puffin

To find ONE story on Lit that I've scored anything more than a zero where the Husband left his Wife for a kiss.


Just one.


No? Ok, a poem.


No?


Puffin, you can kiss my dumb...figure it out. And Voluptary, I had just given you a five. for a tale of yours. And Bullet, my Great-Grandmother survived through the Pogrom and Nazi Germany. So when you attacking posters, use another word than "Nazi". Surely for a wordsmith like yourself, that shouldn't be a problem.

Poor Harry and Shango

For Harry and Shango there seems to be a downright desperation in their comments regarding this story. Personally I am not sure whether it pertains to another story where the lady of the house comes out ahead of a meatheaded husband, (I wonder what that says about their own relationships?), or if there was some sort of objection to the use of the color Puce in your story.

The problem is it's not particularly clever.

I won't try to dissuade anyone from trolling trolls, but this comes off as total "people were mean to me in comments? I'll show them!" kind of stuff. Write what you want in the future, disabling comments if your skin is thin. But stay away from humor if you're bad at it.

as usual TheBullet looks like The ASSHOLE

Torch the bitch

? where does that come frommt? I never said anything like that.... not that FACTS mean anything to an asshole like TheBullet. In fact in this story the husband is such an asshole I hope she leaves him forever.

ALL i said is that this author is MORON because to make this stupid story work the author makes the wife incapable of winning saying somrthing that takes 2 seconds to utter.

Nice Jab Writer - Although It Was

contrived and over the top.

Unlike some others, I'm still not sure where your path winds or if you will be reasonably credible along the way. Will your pendleum swing to the extremes or be more lifelike? Time will tell won't it.

In the meantime this was a decent excercise done well.

With Regard

Harry and Shango- a bit touchy aren't we?

Harry, be a bit less oblique just occasionally. She didn't say the magic words: "I won the lottery" because she was seeing if hubby was worth staying with. All he had to do was give her a chance to speak and he wouldn't -- as is the case in most loving wives stories now adays -- the husband refuses to hear a word the wife has to say.
Harry if you are like this to your wife, I'd be she wouldn't tell you she won the lottery either - just get the hell out of dodge and hope her next hubby was a little more sane.
As Tee Hee Magee said in Live and Let Die, 'the man ain't got no sensayuma.'
Author Tory was pulling your chain here, Harry and Shango, quite successfully apparently. Get a funny bone transplant and call me in the morning.
And for Pete's sake, relax.

Put in the Humor Category,

and I would have rated 75 or up. here, the 25 is for the attempt.

here, it really meant next to nothin'

Chuck Norris

Some kids can piss their name in snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

nice

nice short story!

i didnt expect the ending though!

Home run!

Very funny. Well done!

Comments on the lottery dont mean much.

The wife won the lottery with marriage funds and possibly his money, therefore at best it is shared winnings and at the worst it is all his. When declarations of worth, income, etc come into the divorce proceedings she will have to declare it, if she doesnt can be called back to court and even have charges pressed on her. Being cute and trying to hide the money gives a very different light on the woman. She could have said it outright and stopped the accusations but wanted, yes wanted, the confrontation. Her actions and words indicated a planned and thoughtout scene not something that happened at random. Rant and rave all you want about this story, women have hit and or killed men with less information than what is outlined in this story.

Wow Hairyin VA and Shango, don't read this author

you won't be insulted and we won't have to read your illiterate comments. While I have not been given a bums rush out for an almost kiss, I have been screamed at going out of a building by an idiot. I don't know what the UK divorce laws are, but even at 50% she is well rid of the a**hole. He must have read too many comments by HairyinVA, and other idiots.

Too stupid to recognize humor makes for bad comments.

very nice read,

i really enjoyed it. an original idea that was delivered well. thank you for the entertainment. your fan always, wetapap

Some people need to get out more....

I personally know of an instance where some moron hit a guy in the face so hard he broke his jaw just for smiling at his girlfriend. Equally disturbing is the fact that the silly bitch thought it was funny! No-one should be required to countenance the behaviour of the blatant immaturity displayed by the husband in this story. The fact that he would even contemplate using the threat of a prenuptual agreement as a weapon to ensure control over his wife for the smallest of perceived transgressions just makes him another jealous and insecure asshole who can't attain and maintain love and respect strictly on the merits of his own being. No, I have to side with the wife's decision to tighten her lip and let him rant and act out. The wife noted that she thought his jealousy to be an endearing feature. It is always best to exchange the skewed and discolored perceptions presented through the lense of love's rose colored glasses with the harsh light of reality. If more women would adhere to this advice there would be a lot less domestic abuse and a lot more assholes spending their Saturday nights pulling their puds by their lonesome!

One extremely pleasant read

You immediately grabbed my attention and pulled me right along with the deception. I wondered why the husband was so quick to jettison his wife. Therefore, I undertook the ride to gain a few more answers and you certainly delivered. Your execution was flawless, and I applaud you on a terrific story.

Loved it

That was a fun read but you could see the end coming a mile away.

What a circus!

Seriously, this is getting surreal. I mean, the interplay between the feedback and the story itself...something like the live theatre in the 60's. You can't know for sure any more where the story ends and where the comments begin... Some student should write a thesis on this one. Back to what (I think) is the story. Just a fun light little story - rarely seen now days. Author - could we see more? BTW, my theory was she was pregnant.

Just so many laughs for Loving Wives

This was just so much fun! I love the tongue-in-cheek Loving Wives story!Again thanks for the laughs and great entertainment!PT

Just too good

Especially after the twist in the tale...

I love it...

when the readers fight among themselves regarding the outcome of the story. Sometimes it's more interesting to read the comments than the story itself. LOL! I personally liked the story - didn't expect the (funny) ending! Tory, keep on writing, and don't let the lemmings get you down!

appearances

you made a valid point, sometimes one should at least listen then make a decision

Cute

The bullet got it right. This was humor pointing out that the jealous husband wasn't going to listen to anything because he had read all the cheating wife Lit stories and like all the other self-righteous "Torch the Bitch" males...he wasn't going to listen and he was going to punish the bitch! Hilarious! Nice twist at the end so that she left with the money whilst he got the prenup! Of course, it wouldn't work entirely her way because it was income whilst they were still married... Still, just a little story that pokes fun at all the "Torch the bitch" folks out there! You all are slightly ridiculous with your self-righteous attitudes... As if lasting love is that easy to find!

Brilliant - just brilliant

aren't men just dick-head assholes some times - bet he was really pissed off when he eventually found out the reason for the little kiss - serves the jerk right.

Great twist

Great story thanks

Nice twist, I didn't see that coming.

Cute as a bug

I love this scenario.
4* (max for an non-erotic LW contribution)

Hmm?

If he was delivering the check to their house, the couple would already have known they were winners. Of course she could have hid it from jealous hubby, but not one and a half million quid. She would have been much better at hiding an affair! lol!

Nice story though!

The right thing

I think he did the right thing... as my dad always said: If a woman can do with other people, men, what she does with her husband, then something is sincerely wrong with her morals and ethics.

doesn't matter

What the situation. The money was won and delivered while they were married. Assetts will be split according to the law.

Oh give it a break -

Read the story - if it is covered in the pre-nup it is - however - you missed the entire story -

An over testosterone bearing asshat reads too much of the theses stories - RIGHT HERE - and fucks up his life by being one of the many asshats.

She will do well without the dickhead LOL

Unique

But impossible. By the way, what's my cut for reading?

Ha

WHATEVER IT MEANT

it sure solved a lot, TK U MLJ LV NV

Love?

There was no love to be found here at all. No one could say anything about the lottery? By the way, he'd get half - they were married when she won and she have to disclose it during the proceedings. Silly.

she's screwed (maybe)

Prenups are not strictly enforceable or legally binding in the UK (England and Wales).
The courts do take them into account, but do not need to follow them.
So the court can give him half of her winnings, and give her half of everything as well.

The way it was described it could easily look like making out rather than a thank you.

Cute, but ...

The punchline was pretty clear fairly early on!

i get that this is supposed to be a funny story but still she did cheat wtf does it matter if it is becouze of 1.5 miljoen pound cheating is cheating even if i would have been payed 10 biljoen i still would not exept the trade off