An Hour Before The Wedding

Is there a score less than 00?

Possibly the stupidest story I've ever read on this site.

Agreed. We need a NEGATIVE 100 score.

This is one of those P.O.S. stories that not worth commenting any further.....

DITTO!

Why?

Why spend your time writing this trash?

Agreed!

-1000 does that count.

Garbage

Josh should find out and dump her filthy ass right in front of the wedding party........a cheating dirty cunt.

maniacal rutting

Silly bit of fluff.

The author is well on the way to worst story.

This, cant use the word woman, bitch is so hot she betrays her husband with a strange boy before her wedding ceremony. And marries him after bareback sex with cum running down her leg why not take chances she is a common slut. Wouldnt it be great at the ministers line does anyone know a reason this man and woman should not be wed, the altar boy spoke and said she made me fuck her just before the cremony,, spoken out loud in the church! Now that would be justice.........

Yikes

And to think, I wasted several minutes of my life reading this drivel.

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This Story Is So Bad

...it deserves negative numbers. Nothing can be done to improve it. How does crap like this get on the website?

It was great

I really enjoyed the way the hang glider dropped 10 floors and nailed the nympho freek as a way of making up. Ah shit! I just noticed that I was reading one of my stories and not this one of yours. Oh well...you got the vote anyways. Enjoy it!

This was based off a post with a specific, brief scenario in mind. Carney fulfilled the challenge laid down exceptionally well and nowhere deserves the amount of flack he's getting for this...Very nice job with what you had to work with!

Good stuff

Thanks for the fun read
Aside from the sexy bits, I loved the sound of this, you have a comic's ear.
"Bec’s father was shocked, appalled, amazed. And horny! He was an old pervert from way back, and had always fantasized about fucking his hot young daughter."
whee!

*chuckle*

You took a request and wrote a very fast-paced and well done story. I kept reading it and snickering, knowing the comments you were going to receive and found them not nearly as funny as I thought they would be. I guess some folks need to work on creativity. I enjoyed the story and kept expecting her to nap the minister at one point. I definitely would support a short sequel.

tihih

ooohhhh myy....
I soo understand her... thats why I probably will never get married... just imagine all the taste you would be misssing... I mean there are dildos...but tasting the same cum the rest of your life.....
/bj

I can't wait for Part2

WTG!! Carnevil9 I can't wait for part 2

mother of the bride?

The story is going in the wrong direction. The moment the bride's father starts in on her, the mother of the bride should be invoked by the storyteller to kick the dirty old man out and/or to try to get revenge with the new son in law if the mother sees enough to know the daughter was willing. Disownership of the daughter might follow but only if the mother discovers just how deep the bride is in the original cause of the event.

Not even

Didn't use the star system because not even one star is bad enough for this slop jar of shit!

ROFL!!

OMG, Carney, you had me in stitches!! Good job hon!

What a kick!

This is a kick in the ass! Can you imagine!!! Sittin' here grinnin'!

isn't that interesting

and on the honeymoon, does she do room service too?
monogomous, i doubt it, then marriage #...

This would be a full 5 star story if only you had left the incest part away

You're a great writer.

This is hysterical.

A glorious piece of satire indeed. If anyone can't tell it wasn't meant seriously, they need a smack upside the head. Not a line of it, not even the beginning, is written in due seriousness, and it has the comedic pacing combined with just slightly over-the-top narrative needed to pull it off.

I had a good laugh. Thank you for proving there are people out there who can write a good ridiculous fic and not take it as the absofreakinglutely most serious business porn obviously must be. As a writer and lover of ridiculous stories I salute you. Thank you for writing this claptrap jaunt through stereotypes.

close!

I'm engaged to be married this May and I met a guy online I've been having hot conversations with and finally met for coffee and a quick fuck session in his car. Well, he's a photographer and I convinced my fiance to hire him as an additional wedding photographer. My fiance has no idea how I met him and what we've done. So I'm going t have him take some Bride-only pics in the back of the chapel all private and we plan to have him take shots of his dick in my mouth minutes before walking down the aisle. Another online friend of mine knows this and sent me a link to this story to encourage me. Thanks!!!!!!!

Only one thing to say

FICTION !!!
Good on yer mate.
(A fine aussie expression)

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Although being an ELP fan puts you on a higher level, why would even come up with an idea for a story like this? Is there a part 2 coming, maybe? That would be the only way to redeem youself, to let yourself off the hook.
I'm not normally this nice when I read a story such as this. I'm throwing you a bone to make it right. Don't let me down.

Lucky Man

the Judas kiss

butt-reamed while smoking a cock, cucked hard, betrayed!

You left out a few ...

Very funny! You forgot:

* her brother
* the priest
* the best man

Apart from that implausibility, well done!

HILARIOUS!

The 1-bombers here have shit between their ears. This is superb satire!

Loved it!

I totally adore your ending.

"Maybe."

Classic!

good story but...

horrible punctuation. The author really needs to learn basic punctuation--when commas are needed and when they are not. Her punctuation is a distracting disaster.

OMG

somebody actually said you're a great writer. Amazing, just fucking amazing statement.