I Saw Her Standing There

Short but sweet!

I can always look for a little something at the end of your stories to put a smile on my face!

Regards, Jack

topping

suppose he likes his cake with some topping. I don't. I too can smile a bit but not for the humour in it. G.Belgium

What the hell

Love the fun stuff, Thanks!

Good Fun

Fantastic. A story with some depth to it and well written to boot. The only problem I see, HDK, is that you're running out of Beatles' songs for good titles. Perhaps you should consider another group...perhaps ABBA? LOL

LH

Had me going

Great little story with a perfect twist at the end. I do admire that warped mind of yours.

Glad you pulled the story round in the end

For a moment, I began to suspect she'd had a stroke.

No, not that kind of stroke.

I am familiar with the joke this is based on

But this was much better. And the timing was perfect -- I was reading your pervious... I mean, previous... stories when it was posted.

Normally!

Okay normally I 'get' the joke but I'm not sure about this one.

Great

Another good one by the master of erotic humor.

Boyd

So?

So?

Humor is only this good with a warped mind

I was laughing all the way through this piece of warped mind. Thank you for a great time falling out of my chair. You do have a sense of humor that is just too good not to share. God! I do so love to feel stupid not worrying if you will put a twist back to being straight again. One of these days you will turn it all around and I will not know what hit me.Thank you for the wonderful entertainment and the feeling all is right with central PA. Keep the fireplace burning.PT

Applause & KUDO's

There was one serious part wrong but aside from that quite you.

Thanks Author

With Very High Regard

[The shortness should be stretched outer]

people don't give HDK enough credit...

for his range. There are the realistic, sometimes quite emotional stories (like "Day Tripper" or "Yesterday"), and then at the other extremes there are the humorous, somewhat "magical realism" ones like these. Definitely a bit out there, but funny and a pleasure to read. Keep 'em coming, man! And thanks--ohio

So many questions.

I have been asked by many if I will stop writing and posting on Lit, now that I have hit the skids. More accurately, I have been asked by many to please stop writing and posting. I say to them, what if Mendoza had given up his dream of playing in the big leagues? What if George Hamilton had given up acting, if Ryan Leaf hadn't played football, if Ron Paul never ran for president? Ask yourself these questions as you pile on my shattered dreams. This isn't over by a long shot! I have more failures in the works, and soon!

Nice Story

Enjoyed the story immensely. Keep'em Cumming.

had me going

you had me going right up till the end when you dropped the axe on me... a good one.
if this is bad writing, then keep insulting my intelligence with your stuff.

loved it Jack

I like...

HDK's sense of humor. Please, don't stop posting stories.

Hang in there HDK!

We are all enjoying you!

Yes this was crude humor, on your readers.

If she was a school worker why wasnt she at work? Why the detailed stories of her adulterous behavior? If she couldnt cook after so many years why does she try? Its easier to buy prepared foods. And exactly how does she know the washer makes fucking nicer with its vibrations? To much smoke for no fire. I dont like writers who think its cute to turn a story in the ending on the reader. It shows the writer really doesnt care for the readrs. YOu use to have good stories. Perhaps you could find that guy hiding in the closet in the washroom? I agree with the others if this is the best no need to try. And I did love the comparison with star players. Yes if they quit they would never have become stars, does that translate into you thinking you can become a great author? I dont think so!

no

I saw your posting I thought I would get a good read, I didn't, maybe next time. Try a little better.

Roll over Beethoven

Man, I think someone stole HDK's identity because they certainly did not use his writing ability. Never so disappointed in a read, as I was this one. Go back to sleep if you cannot beat this one!

Parody on a theme

wit and nutty dialog - plus how can you go wrong when you mix food and sex? As far as the Yahoos who call for you to quit - sent them to me...

like explaining a joke to a salad bowl

I have seen a horror show; no not in the story, but in some of the comments. Not recognizing a humorous take on a formula which has been repeated hundreds of times. Going over the 'mistakes' with a serious concern to the 'detreriorating' author and then with resignation giving the "worthy" low score. Try to explain a joke to a salad bowl...

Thank you, HDK!

I think it was H.L. Menken who said, "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." I believe it was Adm. Farragut who said, "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!" And I'm pretty sure it's the vast majority of your readers who say, "Please sir, may I have some more?" Don't let the ingrates get you down, most of your readers can't wait to see you post something. Thank you for sharing your talents with us.

I wept ......

..... with laughter. Thank you. LesleyJ. xxx

Fine writing--subject ??/

Your writing is always superb, but I,like many others have been spoiled by your fine stories and find your recent conversion to humor, satire,parody etc is interesting but not in the same league with the erotic classics you used to turn out. I hope you have the time to return to your classic style again.
the Ct. Yankee

Hmm I guess if you keep playing around

liek the monkey at the piano keyboard you may eventually write something.

Bad

when your story bad it bad and this is bad.

such a doubt

have paternity testing, and get out. she has the need to screw others, and should be able to; just let hi be free of her and let her support herself or have someone else.

doesn't anyone have a sense of humor?

Here is a semi-classic tale of two people who know each other well enough to have a seriously funny conversation by yanking each others' chains.

It isn't deep but it's amusing. And yet half the people leaving comments don't get it.

Geez can't you loving wives nutcases buy yourselves a sense of humor sometimes? Can't you see that this story is just about two people having fun with each other?

Well done!

I begin to thing that many guys here can't get off without a cheating slut-wife story to disturb their sick minds; that's why they can't appreciate the humor in this one. Though I think it should be submitted to humor-satire section, I have to admit it is a good written story about a funny situation. Well done Harddaysknight!!! I'll add you to my favorite writers.

Well done!

I begin to thing that many guys here can't get off without a cheating slut-wife story to disturb their sick minds; that's why they can't appreciate the humor in this one. Though I think it should be submitted to humor-satire section, I have to admit it is a good written story about a funny situation. Well done Harddaysknight!!! I'll add you to my favorite writers.

B.S.

SICK, SICK

Crap

HDK, I like most of your stories, but lets face it: this one was crap.

Hilarious tale ! Absolutely delightful !

Amazing conversation between husband and wife. Oh man you have a talent for humor, write more of these ...please !

New washer

Send the washer back if it Vibrates.

Nice story

response

He hears her words and could say - get out ? risk tantilizing and throwing her life over. Not very tolerant right now

Love it!

Short, sweet, and funnier than hell!

Much fun is had by all -

At least all that matter lol

1* old folks story

DWornock, stop spamming for chrissakes!

DWormcock is so stupid

she uses Old Spice for cooking

I guess DWornock is so fucking old his dick is so shriveled it no longer exists and is jealous of the so called 'old people' he claims are in the stories that are still getting some when he's not

I gave it 3 stars...

... saw it coming a mile away.

Once again...

Dwhorecuck proves he is a pedophile. He needs to find a site that caters to his warped dreams better.

Another

not worth reading story

Another

very much worth reading story.

Loved

the dialogue, especially ""But I thought I was your first lover!" I moaned.

"Well, you did look familiar when we started dating. It could have been you," replied Brooke with little conviction."

Keep entertaining HDK.

hey not everything has to be "cucked by a 14 inch black cock while she sucked another one just as big." it was a funny read.

my compliments

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Harddaysknight, I want to compliment you on this very cleverly twisted tale of tail.

And, how much I enjoy you rubbing the bent noses of the pathetically misogynist haters in their own crap. Their whining tantrums so enliven the Literotica site.

I must admit that I have profited from these tirades you engender from these genderless adolescents that get their little knickers in a twist as they move their lips slowly reading your stories.

Last year I was taking a psychology course and I used the scrawlings by these perpetual infants as the basis for several papers. That earned me the second A given by my instructor in the last four years.

Thanks,Hdk....keep up the good work!

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