All Comments on 'I Saw Her Standing There'

I can always look for a little something at the end of your stories to put a smile on my face!

Regards, Jack

suppose he likes his cake with some topping. I don't. I too can smile a bit but not for the humour in it. G.Belgium

Love the fun stuff, Thanks!

Fantastic. A story with some depth to it and well written to boot. The only problem I see, HDK, is that you're running out of Beatles' songs for good titles. Perhaps you should consider another group...perhaps ABBA? LOL</p>

<p>LH</p>

Great little story with a perfect twist at the end. I do admire that warped mind of yours.

For a moment, I began to suspect she'd had a stroke.<br>

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No, not <i>that</i> kind of stroke.

But this was much better. And the timing was perfect -- I was reading your pervious... I mean, previous... stories when it was posted.

Okay normally I 'get' the joke but I'm not sure about this one.

Another good one by the master of erotic humor.

Boyd

So?

I was laughing all the way through this piece of warped mind. Thank you for a great time falling out of my chair. You do have a sense of humor that is just too good not to share. God! I do so love to feel stupid not worrying if you will put a twist back to being straight again. One of these days you will turn it all around and I will not know what hit me.<P>Thank you for the wonderful entertainment and the feeling all is right with central PA. Keep the fireplace burning.<P>PT

There was one serious part wrong but aside from that quite you.<P>

Thanks Author <P>

With Very High Regard<P>

[The shortness should be stretched outer]

for his range. There are the realistic, sometimes quite emotional stories (like "Day Tripper" or "Yesterday"), and then at the other extremes there are the humorous, somewhat "magical realism" ones like these. Definitely a bit out there, but funny and a pleasure to read. Keep 'em coming, man! And thanks--ohio

I have been asked by many if I will stop writing and posting on Lit, now that I have hit the skids. More accurately, I have been asked by many to please stop writing and posting. I say to them, what if Mendoza had given up his dream of playing in the big leagues? What if George Hamilton had given up acting, if Ryan Leaf hadn't played football, if Ron Paul never ran for president? Ask yourself these questions as you pile on my shattered dreams. This isn't over by a long shot! I have more failures in the works, and soon!

Enjoyed the story immensely. Keep'em Cumming.

you had me going right up till the end when you dropped the axe on me... a good one.

if this is bad writing, then keep insulting my intelligence with your stuff.

loved it Jack

HDK's sense of humor. Please, don't stop posting stories.

We are all enjoying you!

If she was a school worker why wasnt she at work? Why the detailed stories of her adulterous behavior? If she couldnt cook after so many years why does she try? Its easier to buy prepared foods. And exactly how does she know the washer makes fucking nicer with its vibrations? To much smoke for no fire. I dont like writers who think its cute to turn a story in the ending on the reader. It shows the writer really doesnt care for the readrs. YOu use to have good stories. Perhaps you could find that guy hiding in the closet in the washroom? I agree with the others if this is the best no need to try. And I did love the comparison with star players. Yes if they quit they would never have become stars, does that translate into you thinking you can become a great author? I dont think so!

I saw your posting I thought I would get a good read, I didn't, maybe next time. Try a little better.

Man, I think someone stole HDK's identity because they certainly did not use his writing ability. Never so disappointed in a read, as I was this one. Go back to sleep if you cannot beat this one!

wit and nutty dialog - plus how can you go wrong when you mix food and sex? As far as the Yahoos who call for you to quit - sent them to me...

I have seen a horror show; no not in the story, but in some of the comments. Not recognizing a humorous take on a formula which has been repeated hundreds of times. Going over the 'mistakes' with a serious concern to the 'detreriorating' author and then with resignation giving the "worthy" low score. Try to explain a joke to a salad bowl...

I think it was H.L. Menken who said, "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." I believe it was Adm. Farragut who said, "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!" And I'm pretty sure it's the vast majority of your readers who say, "Please sir, may I have some more?" Don't let the ingrates get you down, most of your readers can't wait to see you post something. Thank you for sharing your talents with us.

..... with laughter. Thank you. LesleyJ. xxx

Your writing is always superb, but I,like many others have been spoiled by your fine stories and find your recent conversion to humor, satire,parody etc is interesting but not in the same league with the erotic classics you used to turn out. I hope you have the time to return to your classic style again.

the Ct. Yankee

liek the monkey at the piano keyboard you may eventually write something.

when your story bad it bad and this is bad.

have paternity testing, and get out. she has the need to screw others, and should be able to; just let hi be free of her and let her support herself or have someone else.

Here is a semi-classic tale of two people who know each other well enough to have a seriously funny conversation by yanking each others' chains.

It isn't deep but it's amusing. And yet half the people leaving comments don't get it.

Geez can't you loving wives nutcases buy yourselves a sense of humor sometimes? Can't you see that this story is just about two people having fun with each other?

I begin to thing that many guys here can't get off without a cheating slut-wife story to disturb their sick minds; that's why they can't appreciate the humor in this one. Though I think it should be submitted to humor-satire section, I have to admit it is a good written story about a funny situation. Well done Harddaysknight!!! I'll add you to my favorite writers.

I begin to thing that many guys here can't get off without a cheating slut-wife story to disturb their sick minds; that's why they can't appreciate the humor in this one. Though I think it should be submitted to humor-satire section, I have to admit it is a good written story about a funny situation. Well done Harddaysknight!!! I'll add you to my favorite writers.

SICK, SICK

HDK, I like most of your stories, but lets face it: this one was crap.

Amazing conversation between husband and wife. Oh man you have a talent for humor, write more of these ...please !

Send the washer back if it Vibrates.

Nice story

He hears her words and could say - get out ? risk tantilizing and throwing her life over. Not very tolerant right now

Short, sweet, and funnier than hell!

At least all that matter lol

1* old folks story

DWornock, stop spamming for chrissakes!

she uses Old Spice for cooking

I guess DWornock is so fucking old his dick is so shriveled it no longer exists and is jealous of the so called 'old people' he claims are in the stories that are still getting some when he's not

... saw it coming a mile away.

Dwhorecuck proves he is a pedophile. He needs to find a site that caters to his warped dreams better.

not worth reading story

very much worth reading story.

the dialogue, especially ""But I thought I was your first lover!" I moaned.

"Well, you did look familiar when we started dating. It could have been you," replied Brooke with little conviction."

Keep entertaining HDK.

hey not everything has to be "cucked by a 14 inch black cock while she sucked another one just as big." it was a funny read.

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Harddaysknight, I want to compliment you on this very cleverly twisted tale of tail.

And, how much I enjoy you rubbing the bent noses of the pathetically misogynist haters in their own crap. Their whining tantrums so enliven the Literotica site.

I must admit that I have profited from these tirades you engender from these genderless adolescents that get their little knickers in a twist as they move their lips slowly reading your stories.

Last year I was taking a psychology course and I used the scrawlings by these perpetual infants as the basis for several papers. That earned me the second A given by my instructor in the last four years.

Thanks,Hdk....keep up the good work!

Fanfare

I thought Hubby was going down a bad road until he said "did you make a mess in the kitchen, again?" Loved it!

It is tempting to ask LIT to require anyone who wants 'comment' privileges to take a literacy test. This short tale could be part of the test!

Nice change of pace. Sometimes it's good to laugh.

Funny stuff.

and definitely not to my liking.

And entertaining to boot!

he thinks it is a joke, but he is really just a cuck and doesn't realize it yet.

At least put cockold in the description of the story that way I will not read it and get sick. I hate cockold stories where the husband likes it. YUCK

this website is being taken over by the right wing assholes and misogynists. They are too stupid to read a story and understand what they are reading. Their hatred of women is so intense that they cannot see the forest for the trees.

Geez, this whole website is being pulled down by these jerks.

The last few comments on this very funny story with a truly loving wife illustrate the dumbing down of Literotica.

This was really funny stuff. He isn't a cuckold. His wife is just a little messy and they obviously have a loving relationship in which they enjoy each other. Some teasing was going on in this one. She didn't have sex with the boys because Home Depot had delivered the day before. And the "stuff" all over her was from the blender. People really ought to at least READ the story before commenting. Good story. Ignore the trolls and keep on writing.

GOOD LAUGH!!

Denial! "MY wife would NEVER cheat on me!" Yeah buddy, you keep thinking that.

so a guy gets home and his wife is walking around naked. she teases him about cheating and he just trusts her. what a dumbass. i know the writer wants you to think that maybe she didnt cheat. but come on if she takes off her dress or shirt because of a mess. why would she also take off her bra and panties. and once she is naked why doesnt she go up to her room and get clothes. their is something really fucked up in this story.

dumb hubby. now that she knows she can deceive you, you dumb shit.

Anybody who doesn't think she just screwed those delivery guys, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested in!

Some of you people are retarded. This is a work of fiction!! In fiction you accept as truth the reality as written by the author. The reality here is a humorous encounter between a husband and his wife where there is no cheating or lovers servicing the wife.....just a messy kitchen. That's the premise and the reality of this story. You people would be better served by providing your lame observations to "Dear Abby" .

Kudos to the author....5 stars.

five stars. A humorous flash tale. Thanks.

Just read some previous comments. Seriously? This is just playful banter between two people in love with each other. Anyone who actually thinks she cheated is pretty naive.

Are you commentators THAT stupid? This was a wife and her husband playing games with each other. Teasing one another and having some good sex between the two of them. Now the kitchen may be a mess. But the wife wasn't screwing around on her husband in this story. Anyone who thinks otherwise either didn't read the story or is just plain dumb. Nice story. Both fun and entertaining.

cuckold bullshit.

Proves that 80% of the population is stupid.

Very funny and refreshing to read a quick laugh like this. Well done!

when a fib will work just as well. TK U MLJ LV NV

Just stupid. 1* is a stretch.

And 90% of the LW commenters are closet cuckolds.

Not exactly Betty White, so who is she taking after for a good time girl?

Useless story about a poor subject.

its a story! its funny! it has a twist!

get a grip you thick cunts ITS A FUCKING STORY! NOT REAL! MADE UP! GEDDIT!?

no i doubt you do.

5 points i loved it

For the twist and the laugh.

This clever and funny little story is hated by people who lack reading comprehension. They must be trump supporters. When they aren't denying global warming on Yahoo, they are leaving their bile here on Lit. Stupidity has become a serious disease in this county. We are truly sick.

Just for the hell of it Love you all! GREG OH 90% OF READING ENJOYMENT BYE

I hate Trump and this story so tough shit all you keyboard commandos....

Yeah

And not really worthy of your talent, HDK.

A very humerous story about a well matched couple compels an eruption of hateful-politically charged comments

Better Trump Than Hilly-billy

I laughed so hard that I read it twice more just to make sure the humor stayed with me all day

Everyone should read this every time they feel life is getting to much, if only to feel again. I love the way the husbands part has been written to make him sound like a little middle aged frustrated, frigid and bossy witch, filled with venom and hatred

...was had by all! Thanks for another good laugh!

.... cheating WHORE wife Apologist! This writer couldn't "burn the bitch" if she was soaked in gasoline and he was holding a blow torch!

Here's an opportunity to prove this anon wrong HDK which I hope you are "man" enough to accept and won't "wimp" out on! The challenge is to write a BTB story without your usual female excuses like "I was also having a lot of hot flashes, and when it mixed with the wine, I went stupid" (see story above), where the "wronged" husband is actually in the right, he knows "it", she knows "it" and "real" consequences to **her** are the results of her actions .... and those consequences do not include your usual "punishment" (the husband moving into the guest bedroom for a week, him giving her the silent treatment for a month before rolling over and playing dead like the family dog or whatever excuse(s) that you have used in the past to save the guilty wife). A story that is so totally out of character for you that your readers (and there are quite a few judging by the comments to this submission) check the author's name to make sure it is you!

Why should you accept this challenge? No real reason other than to show the audience you can escape your comfort zone, that you can get back at a**hole anons like this one and "maybe" be thought of as a author whose "label" is not completely correct!

Frankly it's doubtful you will read this much less act up it but stranger things have happened! For once prove me/us wrong!

As they say "the balls in your court" so don't dribble it off your foot.

Signed .... "Another a**hole Anon"

This is the worst story I've read. Actually, I didn't finish it. I went into the bathroom and puked.

a loving couple with no (zero, nada, none) sex outside of their marriage. They both have a quick wit and great sense of humor. I am surprised at how many commenters over the years have wrongly determined that the husband is a cuckold and the wife a slut. This was meant to be a funny story about a loving couple. There was no cheating or cuckolding, yet readers are "puking". I feel sick, too, when I realize that reading comprehension is so uncommon. To those that actually understand and enjoy the story.... thanks!

Why are there so many trolls who don't get your stories? This was sweet, funny, and sexy.

Strange, It's just me but I don't find your stories funny at all! They are disgusting and twisted!

pissing off the wannabe ccucks!

Good for those humorless bastards to get riled up a bit since this story site is their entire fucking world, heh heh.

5*

Big shout out to HDK for his excellent stories, although the writing is so droll that it seems lost on many of the "anonymous" commenters, who seem to enjoy making nasty comments. But then, we live in the age of “fake” news, internet trolls, preposterous claims by some politicians and so forth. Maybe its a sign of the times! Many thanks for the amusing and tightly written pieces.

There are sorry readers out there that want a cuckold story with lots of cheating that way they won't feel like the only ones that do it. So sorry for them

I don't get it. ?-:

No cuckold in this story, just crude banter. The problem I have with the story is Brook is just annoying. Hard to like a story when half of the characters is odious.

How do people dream up garbage like this?

...vibrates like crazy??? Send it back as defective, and ask for a replacement without delivery charges. It’s not your fault. Geezz. Get with it.

That story, early on called this one of yours to mind

I am always amazed at readers that try to argue with the author as to the intentions of his characters... The characters are... And the story is what the author says it is... That said... The story WAS a little lame... Actually ive read a group of your stories and while you're a good writer... I'm at a loss trying to understand how you got the "beyond criticism" rep that you have here... Your short stories in particular are just average in creativity... As always... Jmo

-jaye-