Misery

At the end of a day it's a wimpy story

At the end of the day it's a wimpy story. No self respecting man would ever take that bitch back again because no matter what she does people wont forget what she said. People have long memories. No reason for the husband to put up with this crap. Thanks Harddaysknight for making him a wimp.... Wish you would not have been so anti male in the story.

What Sam should have said to Claire....

What Sam should have said to her before leaving the party was;

“ Well Claire, I sure wish that you had told me that an average seven inch cock was not good enough to satisfy your cunt requirements before I wasted the last 24 years married to you; but don’t worry I will start correcting that ‘little’ problem for you on Monday; I’m sure you can find your own way home. Ed, Sheila, I would say it has been fun but I’d be lying, so thanks for the invite, the food was good; good-night everybody, see you around”.

It would have taken this story in a whole new direction with a more satisfactory ending. Please consider writing a revision.

Reply In Kind

Considering the shock of hearing such a comment, one might be speechless, but he should have said, before leaving slowly and with dignity, "If I wern't dealing with Mammoth Cave perhaps I wouldn't seem inadequate, maybe I can find someone a bit more snug and enjoyable."

My second reading, I now give it 5 stars ...

... My first comments may have been colored by my own very similar experience. Women are not all the same. All people make mistakes, have lapses in judgment and say and do stupid and cruel things. The measure of contrition showed in the story was perfect and funny. Well done, Beatle boy! Panther Fan.

No Way!

Throw dignity, pride and self-respect out the window and this story doesn't sound so stupid. There are too many women out there looking for a decent man to waste another minute with that cunt. One star for a lousy ending.

Beyond repair

Just get rid of the bitch. Some things can't be 'swallowed'.

Embarrass him once and then....

embarrass him AGAIN? In an absolute horrible manner that was sure to be burned into the memories of all involved. There's no escaping this mess. All the husbands of the wives present at his blowjob are going to know what happened and the "event" will spread from there. His only escape is to divorce the crazy, disrespectful bitch, quit his job and move a LONG ways away. Otherwise, he'll hear about these two events for the rest of his life. Men's pride and egos can be fragile things and his soon to be ex-wife destroyed both.

mustang LX = pathetic

don't forget to take the Beiber CD out when Billy takes you to the prom Dorothy.

Mustang LX,, what a total fucking pussy.

Similar in concept

to Big Mouth and Way Too Much Info, both by Slirpuff. Nice way of resolving the problem, though.

The husband is clearly a simpleton

A vicious deliberate act of humiliating betrayal is papered over by a blowjob. It was deliberate because she admitted she did to get back at the moron husband for looking at another woman's tits. It's kind of funny that the wife's hostility and lack of respect for the person she loves most (sic) is never addressed. Everything is A-OK now that her friends have seen that his pecker isn't small. I wonder what she would do next time she sees him laughing or talking to another of their attractive friends?

What a beautiful story

The idiot commenters cannot see the humor in this story? It was hilarious! HDK is showing us about balance in a marriage. He is illustrating reciprocity to the aggrieved party in a most unusual way. Wake up simpletons!

Another Opinion

Only a "simpleton" would open himself up for further ridicule. I guess in your house the wife can do anything she wishes to humiliate her spouse and then paper the issue over with a blowjob. That's not how it works when dealing with a husband that has some self-respect.

A further opinion

Only a cockless wonderwimp who lives in denial of his cuckold fetish could fail to see the humor in this tale.

Get help closet-cucky, there are new medical procedures to help your little balls drop.

GO

away 0*'s

deep throat first time well done, maybe she has been practicing with others

pizz poor dump the bitch
I you had told all her vagina was such a large cave you couldn't feel it when you entered her, what would she do?

yeah real funny

you dump this bitch easy, she doesn't see why it is not funny,morph pics of you fucking a tunnel in your marriage bed email picks to friends and family and say this is why she says im to small bitch could fuck a truck and be loose...hmm i think she must be a cheating gang-bang slut to be this wide.
when a wife disrespects you this much you dump her ass, and as for hitting a women well if she starts if finish it any way necessary, defend your self any way you can.

master wimp

Author makes the guy a masterwimp! that sucks!

what IS funny though

Illiterate cocksmokers like monkclam (ascetic twat?) moaning about a story he is barely literate enough to read let alone comprehend.

Hope the douche takes a break from gulping jizz long enough to post more comments, almost as funny as the story!

Read it before...

...almost identical. You just changed bits here and there, came up with him going to a hotel and letting it all end a lot milder. Sorry...the original here on "Wimperotica" was a lot better. But nice try, though.

Funny

And good

Come back to LW you are needed!

HDK's stories flow with a conciseness and humor that no one can match. Please contribute to the LW section to provide a balance to the nasty stuff that is the norm.

Read It Again

Claire deserved some type of punishment. She was way out of line with her comments. The husband didn't deserve it. She was a stone bitch.
Damn

Good story. No divorce needed.

She sucked his dick in front of all of her friends. She earned her redemption. Only an idiot would want to divorce her in this situation after she humiliated herself to set the record straight. It's easy to say "I would have left the bitch" when you aren't in the situation. If my wife made these comments about me, I would feel the need to set the record straight. This wife did that for him. Only reason to still be angry is if the person really does have a little dick............

i had to add one line to your story

"veryone left and Claire stood in front of me. I was experiencing every emotion possible. I was embarrassed. I was pleased. I was deceived. I was blown!" I am a weak little wimp. I will willingly give up my manhood just because my bitch of a wifey gave me a weak blowjob in front of others. Can you see that I am weak little cucky boy?

@anonymous

Why you gasto bitch about everything anon. Must you always be vengeful !
There is a saying: " if you look into the abyss for too long, it will look into you ".
It's interesting that those who become too vengeful end up doing worse to others whatever wrong that was done to them.

The man in this story is not a wimp for taking back his wife . Period!

A galaxy of stars

Just read again

Still loving it. A perfect read.

"cheating cunt" anon

Calm down, Sonny Jim, it's only a story. Don't confuse your tiny dick for a shotgun because it'll only fire blanks...

Anal

To seal the deal, he should tell her, "Since my dick is so small, you won't mind it up your ass."

must say

KarenE has a truly great idea

Best she understand that this is the one and only, never to be repeated.
Any further disrespect = GOODBYE

good story

but she said she wouldn't say anything in front of him. it is a good story.

Good story but,

this idea came to her perty quick, did she know someone with a bigger dick....a lie detector test would make me feel better...?....bill


5....the story was still good

Similarity to "Big Mouth" is obvious...

...nevertheless a good read.

Umm..EgoTrixi

You did see the date of submission for this story, right?

Slirpuff's tale came AFTER this one...

deep throat first time in marriage?

He stated that he rarely got BJ's anymore, all of a sudden she deep throats him? That is not a skill that comes without practicing. I've had girlfriends who couldn't do it no matter how hard they tried yet this time in ront of everyone she did it on the first go? Not to mention the disrespect that she showed. I just don't buy it. She saw her meal ticket getting away and did what she had to to keep him. Wouldn't go for the big D just yet but as it has been said trust but verify. Have her followed for a while, see what happens. Wouldn't be surprised that she would be cheating on him.As for the xomments yes, tell her this was her one and only screwup. Beyond that, tryvto reconsile but as I said trust but verify...

Liked it

"Big Mouth" had more depth but the ending to this story was a lot more satisfying.

She was more concerned about her reputation than she was his feelings.

I did not like the story very much, it was very predictable. This story just kind of stumbled along going nowhere fast and then ended with a whimper.

@seeker1107, I Agree!

It IS awfully suspicious that she can suddenly do deep throat on a cock that is apparently impressive.

I liked it

Now she has a humorous story to tell about his dick the next time it comes up in the group.

So she embarasses him once at the party

And then does it again in front of 5 women? And that's supposed to make things right? I think not. A clever story but I think the ending is a divorce. He's going to need to move a long ways away and start over. He'll NEVER live down those two scenes EVER. His friends will always be throwing in little digs and so will the women. No - this marriage is over.

Anger Management

It was a fucking joke. Don't understand the big fucking deal. Not sure why e got bent out of shape. Only reason for that to happen is if it was true!

Further Thoughts

I’m sorry, but those remarks are totally unforgivable. There is nothing she can say that anyone won’t think is just her trying to makeup with her husband.

The only thing that would disprove it would be him further embarrassing himself by exposing himself.

Since she made him expose himself to the women, she should have to strip for the men!

So, embarrassing him makes up for embarrassing him?

SHE’S embarrassed? HE’s the one who had to expose himself!

His reaction was all wrong

He should have laughed, joined in the conversation, said that none of his girlfriends had any complaints about his size and suggested that maybe her problem was because her pussy was as wide open as the Holland Tunnel.

Wrong reaction

His answer should have been, "It's big enough to make your eyes water"

It's a Joke!

Newsflash. This is not, repeat not, to be taken seriously. HDK is at his best when he's trying to amuse and this one hits the bullseye.

another shitty one...

Embarrassing

I think getting cum all over your face in front of your friends is pretty emmbarrassing.
It was over the top but it was about his small dick and it was all she could think of to reverse the damage.
Taking some viagra and pissing in public at the next get together would do the trick too mind you.
4/5 for me

Excellent!

Personally,I would have dumped the cunt and started anew someplace else. But the guy did get the best blowjob of his marriage,and if I were him,I'd use the leverage to make sure that wifey kept them,and me,coming! I'd also see if I would see if I could see if any of the bj "witnesses" might be interested in a little,pardon the expression,on the side. After all,that cunt Claire deserves some payback!

Ther Are Some Things That Cannot Be Forgiven!

Another example of a wife who can do or say anything she wants and cure it with some sex. What she said is unforgivable - I don't care if the guy had a 12" dick- it is still unforgivable. There is no earthly reason or excuse for her to say something like that. She was willing to humiliate him to make herself feel better. He is better off without her.

How many wimps in this site?

I wonder