by Darkniciad
If anyone could turn out that "splooge" and you can make it that funny, it's well worth a five vote. Good luck in the contest.
The LST3K series is by far my favorite. These really need to come out more often. Keep up the good work!
The LST3K series is by far my favorite. These really need to come out more often. Keep up the good work!
I love the LST3K series. I would love to add some of my own commentary some time.
"I'm cuuummmmmiiinnnnngggg!" in the text gets my vote. Thank you for allowing us the dubious pleasure of experiencing such classics...
Another winner in the series!! (although your witchfinder spoof from last hallowe'en remains my favourite)
You can't buy that! Why is Earth Day so abused. I feel bad for a whole new reason now. Poor poor planet Earth.
I'm going to take down some of my Danica as a Flavor posters and make some reward posters for your burlap. *cue evil theme music* It is the LEAST you could do. 5 stars anyway. Must be a latent S&M thing I didn't know about.
Vhat ve have here... Is a severe case of what is known as dendrophilia.... The intense urge to coppulate with trees.... Nimphs aside.. Mind the splinters!!!
Also... Before I erase this from my mind.... Was he not concerned with leeches to start? NEVER clean a bloody wound in stagnant water... Never mind sepsis... Giant catfish... Bull sharks... Crocodiles... Better off having the leg cut off and cauterized...
No... Wait... Only you can prevent forest fires. Best just let the leeches have at... Erthe day, aye?
The tale of a tree fucking dipshit supposedly deflowering a female nature spirit, who is as old as a fully grown tree. Decades, and likely centuries of textile clad Chads larking about in the forest, and she saved hymen for this naked nitwit.