by Tarakin
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Loved it!!!!! Mossy!!!!!
Well written and thoroughly enjoyable albeit a bit short. I guess I'll have to fork over the cash to obtain the full-length copy.
in seducing a dwarven princess, but it was a great read. Good luck in the contest.
I already knew you had a sense of humor, but this is priceless. I laughed out loud in more than a few places, but... where, oh, where is the guide to seduce a dwarven prince?!
but I think I'll stay away from dwarves period. Great How To piece.
Mossy. *shakes head* That's TERRIBLE.
Other than that, I thought it was quite cute. Short - but then again, that's apropos. *giggle*
Perhaps I missed the gem encased penis dildo but I'm sure you had it in their somewhere. Fabulous and practical How-To info that by now is being pirated and reprinted on several goblin websites. Better cash that check quick.