All Comments on 'How To Ruin Your Life'

From me this was well thought out rather than some of the daft entries.I hope you win.

And written by someone who really knows what life is about,I cant stand whingers they have their destiny in their hands[except for wankers].This is by far the best submission I have read on this site. Well done indeed,you are no loser I can tell that.

This cracked me up. The best How To I've read, and I would contradict Hunter, down below. Wankers do have the future in their hands... and on their hands... and sometimes on other people if they really get lucky!

Cheers for this post DZ!

Brilliant: I hate whinner's and your have opened the door for total failure for all! Thank you. Well written and you should write comedy. Made me laugh!

Loved it. The problem is that's it's true. you have the perfect formula for underachieving.

Really nice take on a fun loving reality. it takes the "me generation" to the right conclusion. i would just like to add when someone asks for directions, just respond a left-right-left no matter where they are looking to go.

I know you mean for this to be funny, but I just caught herpes despite being careful, and when I read your story, I wanted to cry. I feel like my life is really ruined.

The stoned conversation with the preacher was fuckin hilarious. Thanks for giving me a laugh after a crap day at work.

...for disaster. Had to laugh as your list went on and on. If I want to send my life into a downward spin I'll follow your advice. Please write more in this style. You sure have what it takes to entertain.

Congratulations- neither funny or original.

You've just became my favorite writer, ya nearly had me pissing myself!!!!

Read this while kinda high. Hysterical stuff!!!!

Nice if you are into how to manuals