To say anything after these startling revelations,except I still want to see your other tit,notice I said "your other tit"
"Show me your tits!"
Yes, indeed that's always a crowd pleaser.
Hail to James Scouries King of Literotica and hail to Sarahhh Queen of an erotic land far away.
We need more articles like this. I've written a few. It's good to see another author taking a bold step. It's not an easy decision to hold a mirror up to the reader by reprinting their comments. I hope you had their permission in writing (lol).
Far and away one of the best and entertaining stories I've read on this site since...well, Scouries thread.
Kisses, humps, and hugs. You have another 100 comment winner with this gem.
Had I not pulled my incest stories, Never Too Old For Love So Young, Mother-in-law Stripped Naked by an Escalator, Sex With My Sister-in-law Samantha, and Slap Me Again Only Harder This Time for publication, I would have made the 100 comment club, too.
Good luck in the contest. You deserve to win.
By the way, thanks for all the comments to my stories. I always look forward to your humor.
you can always send them naked pictures of someone that you claim is you and promise them sex if they add you to their favorites. Oh wait, you already fucking do that.
the only good thing about Detroit is that we won the Super Bowl there.the Stanley Cup means we get another PUCK story right? go Pens! Hank/Steeler City Mafia
Pucking right there will be more PUCK playing. LMFAO at Anonymous about the pics and promise of sex. Please refer to RULE 10. No BFW, I didn't get permission to post their Public Comments, but I bet most of them will be quite pleased to have made the "story." We'll see. I suspect we'll hear from some of them. Oh, I did fix a few of their grammatical errors, but for some it would have been just too much effort. Like Stoobs. He just gets so excited he can't write right. Can't you just imagination what he did to his girlfriend in his state of excitement?
i know who daisy is.oscars cousin from rock of love right?she is one hot little nasty hoe. omartinez shit i can remember my password
You Freddie and Jim,I am also a highly decorated pervert,VD and Retired to Bar,love from another JIM.[and sod the bashers,no on second thoughts they might like that]
So I see your How-to Contest entry was rejected like my first. I took that Prologue bit I told you about out of this one because I didn't want to get rejected again for it being more of a story. Yes, and Pro_Ball_Player actually mentioned the name of his favorite magazine in his comment--Seventeen. Don't want to get hit with the "underage" bullet, ya know?
Quit using your stories as a blog, bitch. No wonder you have so many dumb ass comment.
Hey now, I put some comments on your stories. Where's mine? Oh, I suppose I'm not funny enough. You got some hilarious PCs there, girl, even more so when they are all together like that as opposed to when they are posted on the story. The shit some people say! Oh, the Anonymous trolls are cute, too. I think "somebody" is jealous they don't have real fans like you do.
I have read your newer stories and started reading the older ones. The one referenced above about the two naive girls measuring penises for the sex institute is a total riot. You can not put a comment on that story but send them to my house! Thanks for the laughs, GerryCPA
Prop69 made the list! I am honored.
Favorite stories are "Breast Feeding my Brother" and "Pussy Saved my Brother's Life". I guess you can see the theme. Pardon by bluntness, but I want to be YOUR BROTHER and get a chance to suck your FANTASTIC TITIES AND SLURP YOUR DELICIOUS PUSSY. (I'd even settle to be YOUR DADDY.) Your stories are great and by making "Sarahh" one of the characters make the stories even more luscious. Still want a picture without the black spot!
With tits as great as yours, RULE 10 should be #1. No one ever complains about seeing a set of tits as gorgeous as yours. Red hair top and bottom, great tits, loves sports, sucks and swallows, WILL YOU MARRY ME!!! I'm sure I am not the first person to propose. I'd move to Steeler country!
but I could not access your story for about 4 hours. Not from the New list, or How-to Contest list, or any way. No doubt others had the same problem. I wanted to read the comments, they are so "interesting." But I guess people can't read the story, or vote, or comment, if they can't get to it, 'eh? The gremlins are busy.
should be denied permanently. You and BOSTONBARFWRITER and Scurvies should be totally obliterated from this site.
you are the straw that stirs the drink.they either luv ya or hate ya.you know your my favorite yinzer.Boss from my space
Nice, I would let you pimp anything on mine that you would like. But I would still prefer to play Puck with you anyday.
You can just Pimp me with that sexy naked body of yours.
Be a hot sexy woman who is cool to her fans.
you can pimp me anytime...with that fine ass of yours. chocolate writing on your ass!! baby girl, i'd love to do invislble writing with my tongue on that ass. Rich
Excellent How-To, Sarah. You've got the right formula (but then, when have you not?), and it's obvious you know what you need to do to get us to put something down for you - although most of us would rather put something IN you... but I digress. Keep it up, red!
Good how to Sarah I like # ten also can t wait for your next one you always seem to know how to get me off. Keep sending those pics babe
It was a good story but I still prefer to play puck with you aanytime.I love how you manage to explore you imagination and present it very well.But I miss your ohhs and ahhs and fucks and sucks.. looking forward to read them again and again and again...o tugbuto
You forgot to mention your greatest strength, the thing that really makes you the Queen of Comments - it's that you can really write young lady! You are quite simply the best. FYI Gabby is working on the 100+ COMMENTS CLUB list but unfortunately after you other possible members are few and far between...Good luck in the contest. And I must say that Gabby and I are eagerly awaiting your upcoming LOVING WIVES story! Maybe after that you could do an ILLUSTRATED one. be good, jim
Literotica's most popular author Sir Scouries has posted a comment on my story! And people, please check out his wonderful How-to Contest entry "Billy Scouries' Guide to Virgins." It's at the top of the New Story list today. Coincidentally, I read something interesting posted yesterday by Sir Scouries on the "The SCOURIES reader - for both fans and serious scholars" in the Authors Hangout forum that said: "And how can it be a legitimate contest entry if you can't vote on it? Since contests are decided by the votes of the reading public surely a contest entry can't have the votes turned off. It seems to me to be a deliberate slap in the face of our readers." Wow, at first I thought that was about my story since I got numerous e-mails yesterday from people saying they couldn't vote on my story. Actually, they couldn't even access it when they clicked on it via the New story list, etc. I'd just attribute it to a system glitch but for other dirty tricks directed at yours truly. But more on that later. I want to get to answering the wonderful comments posted on this story. I'll start with the very first one by VULCAN4231 who says, "I still want to see your other tit." Well, of course VULCAN4231 must be referring to my supernumerary nipple. You know, my witch's tit. Not to worry, pics are forthcoming!
Damn you are one totally annoying dumb cunt.
although i liked Puck a hellalot better, i understand your constraints...now with me there would be no constraints...should you ever persue poetry, i would like to see what you would do with the line-I would like to be the water of your bath. cause i would like to be that for you. email@example.com
Where do you come up with these ideas? Literally hundreds, if not thousands, of authors have been where you are and not ONE of them had the idea to do with them as you did. Kudos! Steve.
P.S. Remember... my Red Wings cometh. S.
Once again Sarahhhhhhh you create in interesting essay some of the comments were just so so but PC pimp (alliteration) was well done and the creative way in which you communicate is well Pennsylvania like one day I will slide my puck into your red net SCORE
Babe all of your stories are GREAT I cant pick just one
When I read your Daddy stories I am your Daddy
When I read your Brother stories Im yor brother pounding your behind Your the best
Love you Scott IL
Ilove them all but i think HOW TO FUCK YOUR DADDY has to be on top i didn't think my dick was gonna grow skin back [gotta loosen my grip ] sarahhh is very hottttttt not to mention a great story teller good job. LUV BIG EDUSA
whats that cncdude from Detroit smokin? put my prediction on your thread on my space so I should be winning the prizes lol. more PUCKING stories please.Mickey
HI Are you related to a certain Lady from Coventry.
who rode a white horse,being as naked as the day she was
born.in protest of moral issues.?
I'm happy to see that I made it in yet another story. Thankfully, my appearance this time doesn't involve large objects being rammed into my ass. I must say that although I don't always relate to your...ahem...subject matter, particularly concerning rule #1, your stories are infinitely entertaining nonetheless. I'm sure you will be sorely missed by your adoring fans when we get married and all of your time is spent tied to my bedposts.
my favorite storie of yours is Strap on sex and the Single Girl.you should have had comments from that one where guys say how much they like it up the ass from a girl.Randy2randy
Hey, Sweet Cheeks! Good job with this one. Just the right balance of humor and truth. Personally, I do follow many of your rules. After all, you were my mentor! If you read any of the Pro_Ball_Player stories, you can find just about all of your rules in there.... uh, that is, except Rule 10. I'm sure no one on the face of this Earth wants me to flash my tits. And I've never given oral sex in return for a good vote or a comment, but, perhaps I should start doing that.
I enjoyed your tale. Now, get your little self over here right now...... It's time for Daddy to give you your daily spankin!
You may mention in Pimp Your PCs II about writing stories where someone is a dog. Those can be the most humiliating, authoritating, and thrilling stories all wrapped up in one. I mostly read the girl dog stories, but have found a male dog story that is equally erotic.
Don't also forget reader loyalty .. you spend lots of time keeping in touch with you're readers .. I for one appreciate that .. it makes me feel special .. and a little dirty ..
This time you have gone to far! From the day you were born, I've loved you dearly. Your mom and I raised you to be a loving individual and when your mother died, I raised you the best I knew how. You have had anything you ever wanted and gone to the best schools. Now, you actually put into this story or "article" that I am not your "real" Daddy. Yet you write to me as such when you want something or need money.., Even today you wrote: "Hey Daddy,
Did you get my e-mail? I have a new story "Pimp Your PCs" in the How-to Contest, and here's the link:
Pimp Your PCs
I would really appreciate your Public Comment on the story, since it's about how to get comments on your stories. LOL. Not to mention you are in it. You could say I'm lying little bitch because you have my birth certificate and you're gonna spank the shit out of me when I get home.
Thanks & be good!
No spanking for you, however when you go back to college this fall, you'll pay for your own college tuition and books and apartment. When you get home your nice new car I bought you for next year won't be here. If you are telling the world that I am not your "Daddy", then by GOD I won't be anymore.
(NOTE: Since Sarah's dad had a stroke last year and is unable to continue his "Truth About My Daughter" story, he does send his apology for letting readers down.. Now Miss Sarah, I now own your shiny new Dodge Charger SRT8. Ha ha.
Your dad's secretary and personal assistant, Kari)
Nice satire, again. Actually, your stories are more satire nowadays (and delicious humor to amuse the mind), but still quite fun to read. Not necessarily stroke-off-to, like this one, but mental amusement tends to be just as much fun for me, nowadays (don't get old). Meanwhile...did I tell you about the computer-hook-up I created...with the condom-ice-pop...oh my...;-)
Oh Daddy (RichardS50), you're so silly! You forgot to mention I promised you oral sex for putting a comment on it (RULE 10). Well Fox69, I didn't have much latitude to give this one some "stroke" since my first one "How to Play PUCK" was rejected for the contest. It's rather obvious to me that the majority of readers want "stroke" as opposed to anything else (RULE 9: Give 'em some stroke), despite what some of those AH pharisees would have you believe. The only How-to Contest qualifiers with much erotic content are "Billy Scouries' Guide to Virgins" by scouries and "How To Seduce Your Sister-in-law" by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER. But hey, I'll try to do better with the "stroke" for the upcoming Nude Day Contest!
the Quoted!! proud to be considered worthy of inclusion as a viable comment, darling Sarahhh!! i always enjoy your stories, at so many different levels, heheheheh. and now we all know how you do it, or at least some of your tricks that make all of us, your fnas, want to let you know how much we enjoy your work!! keep the good work coming, anxiously awaiting a follow-up to PUCK!! ShiningAndShannon, a.k.a. 'Loonatic Fringe
Don't know how to put It on your ass pictue, ---------SWEETER THAN GODIVA CHOCOLATE"-------. My favorite "How To" story would be HOW TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!!!! Keep the stories cummmmmmning.
chocolate is sweet intoxicating and delicious with sarahhhhhhhhhs sweet thing yum yum eat you up scoperri
Dear Sarah Slut and GREAT Writer.....
Thank You For Honoring Me With A Mention
In Your story/Or How Too. I'm Honored.
AND.....yes Your Right, I DID Empty
My Balls Twice On The refered To story!!
Most I Ever Did On Your Stories Was
Four Times In A Day. Anyhow Sarah,
YOU ARE......THE BEST & SEXIEST!!,
AND You Got GREAT Tit's Baby!!!
As For That Guy Who Said Your Writting Is Sick And You Should Be Babbed---Well,
If This Is All So "Sick", WHAT THE
HELL IS HE DOING READING IT!!!!!!!
Well Sarah Girl ; LOVE Ya, LOVE Your
Stories & LOVE Your Tit's!! !!!
By The Way...M Y Favoriate's Of The
MANY Stories Of Yours Listed In My
Favoriate's Is- -- - - - The Strap
On & Single Girl = Love The Way You
Pump Your Purple Cock In & Out And
Give HIS "Man Pussy" A Good Fucking!!!
A N D.... I Really Liked How Pussy
Saved Your Brother . . . . Great How
He & His Buddy Were Sucking Cock And
You & Your Girl Friend Then Sucked
Them Off And Showed Them How GREAT
Your Pussies Are!!!! Those Are MY
Top Two So Far Sarah.
WOULD LOVE To Hear More About Fucking
Daddy & Or Little Brother, How Bot
Both Of Them Togeather!!
I Have A GREAT Stor Idea!!, wanna
THANK YOU SWEET & SEXY & SLUTTY &
WOUNDERFUL SARAH!!! HOPE YOU NEVER
TITTYSUCKER IN TENN. !!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well if I really have to choose I would have to pick
How to fuck your Daddy I came twice while reading it.
Hell I cum twice with all your stories and I love those pics you send me I just wish I was lucky enough to be your Daddy. In my dreams I guess.
And as far as the anonymous person who says you should be removed from this site they can go fuck themselves cause I think your one hell of a writer, so what if you write about incest so does everyone else
Just keep up the good work
Waiting for your next story
Love Scott from IL.
i love your PUCK story and anyone where you mention the steelers.lol.the other ones are good to. firstname.lastname@example.org
Sarah your stories are true winners on the literotica site. why? because you have a very creative mind and the stories are Hot keep them coming duanep
This one is more than just another 'pud-pounder'. It requires that you actually pay attention or you won't be able to keep track of what's going on. All the same, it's still our girl and her razor-keen mind. LOVED IT!
But the one that really got me was Hieros Gamos an it wasnt funny at all.Totally wierd stuff. Keep it up Ralston
You must have one hell of an imagination or a hell of a lot of wild experiences. I enjoy reading all your stories. You definitely have the talent to keep your readers entrenched in the story. If you'll keep writing, I'll keep reading.
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