All Comments on 'Pimp Your PCs'

To say anything after these startling revelations,except I still want to see your other tit,notice I said "your other tit"

"Show me your tits!"

Yes, indeed that's always a crowd pleaser.

Hail to James Scouries King of Literotica and hail to Sarahhh Queen of an erotic land far away.

We need more articles like this. I've written a few. It's good to see another author taking a bold step. It's not an easy decision to hold a mirror up to the reader by reprinting their comments. I hope you had their permission in writing (lol).

Far and away one of the best and entertaining stories I've read on this site since...well, Scouries thread.

Kisses, humps, and hugs. You have another 100 comment winner with this gem.

Had I not pulled my incest stories, Never Too Old For Love So Young, Mother-in-law Stripped Naked by an Escalator, Sex With My Sister-in-law Samantha, and Slap Me Again Only Harder This Time for publication, I would have made the 100 comment club, too.

Good luck in the contest. You deserve to win.

By the way, thanks for all the comments to my stories. I always look forward to your humor.

you can always send them naked pictures of someone that you claim is you and promise them sex if they add you to their favorites. Oh wait, you already fucking do that.

the only good thing about Detroit is that we won the Super Bowl there.the Stanley Cup means we get another PUCK story right? go Pens! Hank/Steeler City Mafia

Pucking right there will be more PUCK playing. LMFAO at Anonymous about the pics and promise of sex. Please refer to RULE 10. No BFW, I didn't get permission to post their Public Comments, but I bet most of them will be quite pleased to have made the "story." We'll see. I suspect we'll hear from some of them. Oh, I did fix a few of their grammatical errors, but for some it would have been just too much effort. Like Stoobs. He just gets so excited he can't write right. Can't you just imagination what he did to his girlfriend in his state of excitement?

i know who daisy is.oscars cousin from rock of love right?she is one hot little nasty hoe. omartinez shit i can remember my password

You Freddie and Jim,I am also a highly decorated pervert,VD and Retired to Bar,love from another JIM.[and sod the bashers,no on second thoughts they might like that]

So I see your How-to Contest entry was rejected like my first. I took that Prologue bit I told you about out of this one because I didn't want to get rejected again for it being more of a story. Yes, and Pro_Ball_Player actually mentioned the name of his favorite magazine in his comment--Seventeen. Don't want to get hit with the "underage" bullet, ya know?

Quit using your stories as a blog, bitch. No wonder you have so many dumb ass comment.

Hey now, I put some comments on your stories. Where's mine? Oh, I suppose I'm not funny enough. You got some hilarious PCs there, girl, even more so when they are all together like that as opposed to when they are posted on the story. The shit some people say! Oh, the Anonymous trolls are cute, too. I think "somebody" is jealous they don't have real fans like you do.

I have read your newer stories and started reading the older ones. The one referenced above about the two naive girls measuring penises for the sex institute is a total riot. You can not put a comment on that story but send them to my house! Thanks for the laughs, GerryCPA

Prop69 made the list! I am honored.

Favorite stories are "Breast Feeding my Brother" and "Pussy Saved my Brother's Life". I guess you can see the theme. Pardon by bluntness, but I want to be YOUR BROTHER and get a chance to suck your FANTASTIC TITIES AND SLURP YOUR DELICIOUS PUSSY. (I'd even settle to be YOUR DADDY.) Your stories are great and by making "Sarahh" one of the characters make the stories even more luscious. Still want a picture without the black spot!

lol

prop69

With tits as great as yours, RULE 10 should be #1. No one ever complains about seeing a set of tits as gorgeous as yours. Red hair top and bottom, great tits, loves sports, sucks and swallows, WILL YOU MARRY ME!!! I'm sure I am not the first person to propose. I'd move to Steeler country!

prop69

but I could not access your story for about 4 hours. Not from the New list, or How-to Contest list, or any way. No doubt others had the same problem. I wanted to read the comments, they are so "interesting." But I guess people can't read the story, or vote, or comment, if they can't get to it, 'eh? The gremlins are busy.

should be denied permanently. You and BOSTONBARFWRITER and Scurvies should be totally obliterated from this site.

you are the straw that stirs the drink.they either luv ya or hate ya.you know your my favorite yinzer.Boss from my space

Nice, I would let you pimp anything on mine that you would like. But I would still prefer to play Puck with you anyday.

You can just Pimp me with that sexy naked body of yours.

Rick

Akron, Ohio

Be a hot sexy woman who is cool to her fans.

you can pimp me anytime...with that fine ass of yours. chocolate writing on your ass!! baby girl, i'd love to do invislble writing with my tongue on that ass. Rich

Excellent How-To, Sarah. You've got the right formula (but then, when have you not?), and it's obvious you know what you need to do to get us to put something down for you - although most of us would rather put something IN you... but I digress. Keep it up, red!

Good how to Sarah I like # ten also can t wait for your next one you always seem to know how to get me off. Keep sending those pics babe

It was a good story but I still prefer to play puck with you aanytime.I love how you manage to explore you imagination and present it very well.But I miss your ohhs and ahhs and fucks and sucks.. looking forward to read them again and again and again...o tugbuto

You forgot to mention your greatest strength, the thing that really makes you the Queen of Comments - it's that you can really write young lady! You are quite simply the best. FYI Gabby is working on the 100+ COMMENTS CLUB list but unfortunately after you other possible members are few and far between...Good luck in the contest. And I must say that Gabby and I are eagerly awaiting your upcoming LOVING WIVES story! Maybe after that you could do an ILLUSTRATED one. be good, jim

Literotica's most popular author Sir Scouries has posted a comment on my story! And people, please check out his wonderful How-to Contest entry "Billy Scouries' Guide to Virgins." It's at the top of the New Story list today. Coincidentally, I read something interesting posted yesterday by Sir Scouries on the "The SCOURIES reader - for both fans and serious scholars" in the Authors Hangout forum that said: "And how can it be a legitimate contest entry if you can't vote on it? Since contests are decided by the votes of the reading public surely a contest entry can't have the votes turned off. It seems to me to be a deliberate slap in the face of our readers." Wow, at first I thought that was about my story since I got numerous e-mails yesterday from people saying they couldn't vote on my story. Actually, they couldn't even access it when they clicked on it via the New story list, etc. I'd just attribute it to a system glitch but for other dirty tricks directed at yours truly. But more on that later. I want to get to answering the wonderful comments posted on this story. I'll start with the very first one by VULCAN4231 who says, "I still want to see your other tit." Well, of course VULCAN4231 must be referring to my supernumerary nipple. You know, my witch's tit. Not to worry, pics are forthcoming!

Damn you are one totally annoying dumb cunt.

although i liked Puck a hellalot better, i understand your constraints...now with me there would be no constraints...should you ever persue poetry, i would like to see what you would do with the line-I would like to be the water of your bath. cause i would like to be that for you. audedignum@yahoo.com

Where do you come up with these ideas? Literally hundreds, if not thousands, of authors have been where you are and not ONE of them had the idea to do with them as you did. Kudos! Steve.

P.S. Remember... my Red Wings cometh. S.

Once again Sarahhhhhhh you create in interesting essay some of the comments were just so so but PC pimp (alliteration) was well done and the creative way in which you communicate is well Pennsylvania like one day I will slide my puck into your red net SCORE

Babe all of your stories are GREAT I cant pick just one

When I read your Daddy stories I am your Daddy

When I read your Brother stories Im yor brother pounding your behind Your the best

Love you Scott IL

Ilove them all but i think HOW TO FUCK YOUR DADDY has to be on top i didn't think my dick was gonna grow skin back [gotta loosen my grip ] sarahhh is very hottttttt not to mention a great story teller good job. LUV BIG EDUSA

whats that cncdude from Detroit smokin? put my prediction on your thread on my space so I should be winning the prizes lol. more PUCKING stories please.Mickey

HI Are you related to a certain Lady from Coventry.

who rode a white horse,being as naked as the day she was

born.in protest of moral issues.?

I'm happy to see that I made it in yet another story. Thankfully, my appearance this time doesn't involve large objects being rammed into my ass. I must say that although I don't always relate to your...ahem...subject matter, particularly concerning rule #1, your stories are infinitely entertaining nonetheless. I'm sure you will be sorely missed by your adoring fans when we get married and all of your time is spent tied to my bedposts.

my favorite storie of yours is Strap on sex and the Single Girl.you should have had comments from that one where guys say how much they like it up the ass from a girl.Randy2randy

Hey, Sweet Cheeks! Good job with this one. Just the right balance of humor and truth. Personally, I do follow many of your rules. After all, you were my mentor! If you read any of the Pro_Ball_Player stories, you can find just about all of your rules in there.... uh, that is, except Rule 10. I'm sure no one on the face of this Earth wants me to flash my tits. And I've never given oral sex in return for a good vote or a comment, but, perhaps I should start doing that.

I enjoyed your tale. Now, get your little self over here right now...... It's time for Daddy to give you your daily spankin!

You may mention in Pimp Your PCs II about writing stories where someone is a dog. Those can be the most humiliating, authoritating, and thrilling stories all wrapped up in one. I mostly read the girl dog stories, but have found a male dog story that is equally erotic.

Don't also forget reader loyalty .. you spend lots of time keeping in touch with you're readers .. I for one appreciate that .. it makes me feel special .. and a little dirty ..

Sarah:

This time you have gone to far! From the day you were born, I've loved you dearly. Your mom and I raised you to be a loving individual and when your mother died, I raised you the best I knew how. You have had anything you ever wanted and gone to the best schools. Now, you actually put into this story or "article" that I am not your "real" Daddy. Yet you write to me as such when you want something or need money.., Even today you wrote: "Hey Daddy,

Did you get my e-mail? I have a new story "Pimp Your PCs" in the How-to Contest, and here's the link:

Pimp Your PCs

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=366203

I would really appreciate your Public Comment on the story, since it's about how to get comments on your stories. LOL. Not to mention you are in it. You could say I'm lying little bitch because you have my birth certificate and you're gonna spank the shit out of me when I get home.

Thanks & be good!

Sarahhh"

No spanking for you, however when you go back to college this fall, you'll pay for your own college tuition and books and apartment. When you get home your nice new car I bought you for next year won't be here. If you are telling the world that I am not your "Daddy", then by GOD I won't be anymore.

Richard

(NOTE: Since Sarah's dad had a stroke last year and is unable to continue his "Truth About My Daughter" story, he does send his apology for letting readers down.. Now Miss Sarah, I now own your shiny new Dodge Charger SRT8. Ha ha.

Your dad's secretary and personal assistant, Kari)

Nice satire, again. Actually, your stories are more satire nowadays (and delicious humor to amuse the mind), but still quite fun to read. Not necessarily stroke-off-to, like this one, but mental amusement tends to be just as much fun for me, nowadays (don't get old). Meanwhile...did I tell you about the computer-hook-up I created...with the condom-ice-pop...oh my...;-)

Oh Daddy (RichardS50), you're so silly! You forgot to mention I promised you oral sex for putting a comment on it (RULE 10). Well Fox69, I didn't have much latitude to give this one some "stroke" since my first one "How to Play PUCK" was rejected for the contest. It's rather obvious to me that the majority of readers want "stroke" as opposed to anything else (RULE 9: Give 'em some stroke), despite what some of those AH pharisees would have you believe. The only How-to Contest qualifiers with much erotic content are "Billy Scouries' Guide to Virgins" by scouries and "How To Seduce Your Sister-in-law" by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER. But hey, I'll try to do better with the "stroke" for the upcoming Nude Day Contest!

the Quoted!! proud to be considered worthy of inclusion as a viable comment, darling Sarahhh!! i always enjoy your stories, at so many different levels, heheheheh. and now we all know how you do it, or at least some of your tricks that make all of us, your fnas, want to let you know how much we enjoy your work!! keep the good work coming, anxiously awaiting a follow-up to PUCK!! ShiningAndShannon, a.k.a. 'Loonatic Fringe

Don't know how to put It on your ass pictue, ---------SWEETER THAN GODIVA CHOCOLATE"-------. My favorite "How To" story would be HOW TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!!!! Keep the stories cummmmmmning.

chocolate is sweet intoxicating and delicious with sarahhhhhhhhhs sweet thing yum yum eat you up scoperri

Dear Sarah Slut and GREAT Writer.....

Thank You For Honoring Me With A Mention

In Your story/Or How Too. I'm Honored.

AND.....yes Your Right, I DID Empty

My Balls Twice On The refered To story!!

Most I Ever Did On Your Stories Was

Four Times In A Day. Anyhow Sarah,

YOU ARE......THE BEST & SEXIEST!!,

AND You Got GREAT Tit's Baby!!!

As For That Guy Who Said Your Writting Is Sick And You Should Be Babbed---Well,

If This Is All So "Sick", WHAT THE

HELL IS HE DOING READING IT!!!!!!!

Well Sarah Girl ; LOVE Ya, LOVE Your

Stories & LOVE Your Tit's!! !!!

By The Way...M Y Favoriate's Of The

MANY Stories Of Yours Listed In My

Favoriate's Is- -- - - - The Strap

On & Single Girl = Love The Way You

Pump Your Purple Cock In & Out And

Give HIS "Man Pussy" A Good Fucking!!!

A N D.... I Really Liked How Pussy

Saved Your Brother . . . . Great How

He & His Buddy Were Sucking Cock And

You & Your Girl Friend Then Sucked

Them Off And Showed Them How GREAT

Your Pussies Are!!!! Those Are MY

Top Two So Far Sarah.

WOULD LOVE To Hear More About Fucking

Daddy & Or Little Brother, How Bot

Both Of Them Togeather!!

I Have A GREAT Stor Idea!!, wanna

Hear It??!

THANK YOU SWEET & SEXY & SLUTTY &

WOUNDERFUL SARAH!!! HOPE YOU NEVER

STOP WRITTING!!

TITTYSUCKER IN TENN. !!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Well if I really have to choose I would have to pick

How to fuck your Daddy I came twice while reading it.

Hell I cum twice with all your stories and I love those pics you send me I just wish I was lucky enough to be your Daddy. In my dreams I guess.

And as far as the anonymous person who says you should be removed from this site they can go fuck themselves cause I think your one hell of a writer, so what if you write about incest so does everyone else

Just keep up the good work

Waiting for your next story

Love Scott from IL.

i love your PUCK story and anyone where you mention the steelers.lol.the other ones are good to. brad79kaufman@yahoo.com

Sarah your stories are true winners on the literotica site. why? because you have a very creative mind and the stories are Hot keep them coming duanep

Sarah,

This one is more than just another 'pud-pounder'. It requires that you actually pay attention or you won't be able to keep track of what's going on. All the same, it's still our girl and her razor-keen mind. LOVED IT!

But the one that really got me was Hieros Gamos an it wasnt funny at all.Totally wierd stuff. Keep it up Ralston

You must have one hell of an imagination or a hell of a lot of wild experiences. I enjoy reading all your stories. You definitely have the talent to keep your readers entrenched in the story. If you'll keep writing, I'll keep reading.

Only our Sexy Sarahhh could write a piece about how to increase the public comments about your stories, while at the same time, pimping for public comments to that very story! This girl can make me read anything . . . and enjoy it.

You are a great writer, a lovely beautiful young lady. Your stories are probably the best I have read I in a long long time. YOur stories get my imagination running, get my dreams brewing. I can not wait till you next story comes out, they are a pleassure to read.

GO STEELERS

the Red Wings are just a better team and the sequeal to your Puck story will star the Wizard of Os instead of Marc andre and Henrik and Mikael instead of Sid and Geno right?luv your stories but not you team.TeddyBare

I love your Pimp your PCs... It makes a lot of sense to write where the comments are but like you said... Keep writting!

What can I say? we,the readers are also nearly as good as you are Sarah.! But it was so cool reading these comments by my peers and as usual you edited it with your usual flair for humour as well as downright good hard sex..You are the besr and in my book,always will be. Hope this is'nt too late as I had difficulty is opening page 2 yesterday,but OK today...thanks again Mike..

Once again, you write an inspiring and witty piece. I agree that it is fun to read some of your fans comments. Keep writing because I don't think it is possible to ever get our fill of Sarahhh!

I would love to pet you and keep you wet for hours

Your storys are great You always keep me cuming back for more

Scott

Hi Sarah, yet another night spent with my cock deep inside my wife while we read your stories on my laptop. Please keep up the creative writing, feel free to add Andy and Emma as your next couple...now that would be a turn on if we were reading about us. kisses Andy xx andychilled@hotmail.com

if Sarah is pimpin her stories again, then why do I feel like a Ho? Well this girl EVER leave me alone? I mean, yeah, I like looking at nice pics, just like any other guy, but really, how many times can we Photoshop the same pic? But I still keep gettin suckered in anyway and here I am writing another comment. Just say 'no'. But I can't! I need help. Like Betty Ford for my Sarahh addiction. Trouble is, Sarah is the lead councilor!

You have one of the most vivd imaginations I have ever run across. Wether it oral, anal, masturbation, or just plain kink you are the queen of the genre. That coupled (pun intended) by the image of your hot, tight body in my mind as I read your work is one hell of a fine ride. Keep up the good work and you'll keep us up.

Sarahhh !!! OMG... All of your stories are so Hot... Incest is so arousing to me... Oral is so Hott,,, Damn I love the way you explain in detail of giving a nice blow job... Baby every story you write makes me so hard and makes me jack off... And your pic's... mmmmmmmmmmm... I wasnt able to see the one with chocolate on your body thou... Sarahhh... All of your stories make me cum.... ty baby and I think your body is so hot... I stroke reading your stories but when Im ready to Cum... I click on your pic and look at it as I shoot off,,, OMG it feels so good looking at you sarahhh... ty... Larry...

Love the How-To on Pimping my PC, but I have even loftier goals...

I'm going to do the ultimate in Pimping my PC - use it to raise cash to "buy a girl pet", another "sarahhh" erotic idea keeping me HARD at work all day. Man, my Pimped PC would be out there on the web like an online casino with me hitting the jackpot and bidding it all for Sarahhh as my girl pet. :)

On the way home with Sarahhh, I'd stop to pickup some toys for her to play with and a diamond studded collar and leash just in case she was wilder than I imagined. And we can't forget the Master / Pet relationship...

More to cum on winning the highest bid for Sarahhh as my girl pet...

Keep "up" the great stories that keeping me working HARD all day. ;)

As always, your wit and creativity elevate your written work to new heights. You know how to keep things fresh, hot, and fun. Keep us (I mean "it") up!!!

You know they will protest you selling yourself as a pet.Yeh but I will reconsider if you give me a discount for my purchase. Cant wait to read the story though.MadAnthony (cant remember his PW)

Sarah.....AGAIN You've Made My Cock...

H A R D!!!!

I LOVE Your Incest Storie's & REALLY

LOVE How You Give The Detail's Of You Sucking Cock!!!----DO ME, DO ME!!!

YOU As A "Pet"!!??! = = W O W!!!

I'll Give You My Whole Check Baby!!

I'ed LOVE To Pet Pussy & Make It WET!!

I'ed LOVE To Have My HARD Cock Sucked And

To CUM On Your GREAT TIT's!!!!

How About It Sarah Slut?--My Whole

Check For An Hour Of You As My Pet.

Can't Wait For Your Hot Story Sarah Girl.

As For The Guy Who's Tired Of The Pic's = =

Send Them To Me!! I LOVE Your Pic's Babe,

Especially The Good Titty Pic's!!!

Love Ya Girl!!, Keep It & Us Up!!

TITTYSUCKER

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I would knock it off with disabling the link for my stories in the future. Because people will complain about it (especially me). Oh, and I'll be sure to mention certain other "dirty tricks" played on me, like in the Nude Day Contest last year.

Even your not sexy stories are sexy ;)

I have not read one story from your pen that I didn't just love

I just noticed this one on my story "Breastfeeding My Brother" that was posted a couple days ago: "Jizzer-me-timbers!

05/30/08 by Anonymous in Kablagofuckyourselfstan

Oh my God! I got so thirsty, I had to drink a gallon of milk after reading this. Yum! One little critique, if I'm permitted, you should have let him eat your asshole. I hear there are LOADS of vitamins in that. And why didn't you let Larry get in on the action? That would've made a great threeway: baby dick, "breasty" brother, and deformed-titee auntie! Gimme! My most bonorific moment was when your crackwhore mother told you about the many vitamins in goo soup. Hydrogen, zinc, copper, herpes, vitamin shit, peanut butter, keep going, please, I'm almost there! Oh, sorry, I got a little carried away. Please write many more like this with lots of boobjuice, creamy goodness, fart face, vaginal belching, and poo! Kisses! -Phantom Peewee" LOL!!! I don't know who this Phantom Peewee is I don't think. Hey, maybe it's scouries or BOSTONFICTIONWRITER jerking my chain. Those two dudes are so funny!!! Just check out their stories if you don't believe me.

...to answer every damn comment with one of your own so that you have twice as many as you would have otherwise had. Oh, yeah, and promise titty pics to anyone that comments and then steal a pic from an old French porn site to send them. Who cares if you can't write your way out of a paper bag, right?

loved it. Keep writing you piss off ass w/o a name

I apologize for taking so long to respond to your damn comment. I wish you’uns had names like scouries or BOSTONFICTIONWRITER (Literotica’s two most entertaining authors/personalities) so I knew who I was talking at. You see, “Anonymous” has no credibility with me. I can’t tell what you’ve posted in the past, who your favorites are (quite revealing), how many contests you’ve won, etc. An old French porn site? The only thing I know about an old French porn site is somebody said that’s where scouries’ av came from on his “The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars . . .” thread. Now that “somebody” has a user name. So you see, Anonymous, I can assign credibility (zero) to that person, who also said that I am scouries. Well, the Nude Day Contest starts soon. I wonder what “dirty tricks” the Lit regime has planned for me this time. Did I ever tell you about the time . . .