you know, I don't usually read stories of the category, but I wondered how the pun would be carried off? Very weell as a matter of fact! You seem to be tuned invery to the generational fissures that so often screw up potential relationships, Would never have thought that I would love your story. Pleas keep at it!
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Anonymous10/03/08
Seen it before...
I believe it was Tallulah Bankhead who, asked to use 'horticulture' in a sentence, looked across the room at an aspiring actress, known more for her abilities on the casting couch than on the stage, and said: "You can lead a whore-to-culture, but you can't make her think!"
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very punny
you know, I don't usually read stories of the category, but I wondered how the pun would be carried off? Very weell as a matter of fact! You seem to be tuned invery to the generational fissures that so often screw up potential relationships, Would never have thought that I would love your story. Pleas keep at it!
Seen it before...
I believe it was Tallulah Bankhead who, asked to use 'horticulture' in a sentence, looked across the room at an aspiring actress, known more for her abilities on the casting couch than on the stage, and said: "You can lead a whore-to-culture, but you can't make her think!"
Whore to culture
Loved the story. As for the pun, it's Dorothy Parker.
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