by bassbelly
knows the reason for his happiness and treasures it. He may stumble around trying to tell others what makes him happy, and I applaud your effort. Thank you, 2Xwidderwoman
farting---feed women apples, honey and popcorn. then when they fart you will like it. it does cause one problem, bad case of dry eye.
men are stupid----come home drunk after a hard night of dart-shooting, face the next day with the hangover from hell. explain it to your woman by admitting "I'am stupid" they will fix you up a nice greasy breakfast and wiggle your tiny pecker and tell it sweet lies. another reason we are stupid we like women and we know they are crazy. Its that yinyang 69 thing about balance. keep up the good work.
this is the best article i ve read about ladies so far on the internet so far. it is entertaning educative. it also provide thought for observation.
Lol. Good stuff. I love how you assume we(men) all go home to play pool and drink beer.....cuz we all totally do! Particularity like the bit about crocodile infested water, because again i totally would do it for the prize!
Seriously, accurately, depressingly true.
I rest my case, but I'm sure she'll tell me to move it before I go to bed...