Sir, this is truly a one of a kind story. I haven't laughed so hard since watching Porky's as a 14yrold in my mother's basement. Please, write more.
Loved it! I'm getting my kits together as soon as I finish typing this. Thanks for the entertainment.
...your local Wal-Mart Stupid Center, excuse me, Super Center is also a good location to hole up. Food, water, weapons and ammunition all in plentiful supply. It may be difficult to distinguish survivors from infected however with the standard demographic of the Wal-Mart shoppers and employees. Good Luck!
Thought it was funny the first time I read it.
I Own the book The Zombie Survival Guide.
Give credit where its do, to Max Brooks.
I think I might love you.
Tongue firmly in cheek yet it's written in such an absurdly matter-of-fact way that it comes across like a Zombie Survival for Dummies book. Half the time I was saying to myself "Yes, that would make sense" forgetting that we're talking ZOMBIE ATTACKS.
If you're a Godzilla fan, I'd like to requisition a How To guide from you about how to avoid being stomped on by a 30-story irradiated lizard....because you never know, do you?
you're insane and drop dead funny!
nice advice, but the main idea in a zombie attack is to get to a millitary base and hole your self up in there.....
everyone in there is trained to kill and defend so you will be safe.....i think
but anyways great advice!
Only an idiot would keep obvious signs of occupations on during an outbreak. There is going to be shortages of food and supplies and the last thing you want is more mouths to feed.
This is without a doubt, one of the funniest things I have ever read! You have a Zombie Apocalypse story as well that I read some weeks ago and I enjoyed that as well. This seems to be a big theme with you. I like these end of the world scenarios as well and I will be looking out for you in the future.
Very good job here!
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