Bachelor Party Switch

Nope your right I don't care.

And besides French wine is overrated, and certainly too expensive. Silly story

Silly story?

No, I liked it. Nice twist and a very nice change of pace from the usual story.

Yes it is a silly almost immature story but cute

Reminds me of the old saying, a whore, is a whore, is a whore, married or not she is a whore.

Fun story

The whole object of reading here is to enjoy yourself and this was quite enjoyable. Thanks Britease, I will try to figure it out later, but did you test it on someone? You might think it is resolvable because of something that is not explicit in the text...

My guess

In my opinion Mike and Penny are playing with fire. The hubbies are ok with it but if the wifes found out it was her, well.

A twist on the old logic game

This reminds me of the old logic puzzles that I used to do as a boy where you had to use a process of elimination to find out the answer. Of course, those stories didn't have the background this one did.
I'll admit, I took the time to figure out who it was that was playing, but, I'm not going to spoil it for others that might want to play.
Nice change of pace that I enjoyed.
CCM

Mike and Penny for sure

Cloe's too slim, Mary has DDs, and poor Sandy's hang a bit. Bill, Todd, Bill and Alf were doing a lot of the hands on.

Darn, I'm not the first. I would have stopped by.

Thanks for sharing.

Can I have

A drive of the XK instead? I'll leave you to work out who's asking.

for sure

by elimination, chloe sandy and sue were not at the party, sandy manry and sue were eliminated by their husbands, julie is a prude, carrie didn't do it, so its joan or penny. add to joan's admission that she only knew of it that morning, then all is left is mike and penny

lol! Nice one.

Had a great read. Thanks!

Hey Britease. enjoyed your little parody

but a funny as it is ...it's real as hell. I once had a layover at Heathrow and met some English stewardess off duty. They took me out and fucked me royally, all six of them. I had eight hours due to mechinical problems with the aircraft. You example of all the brit wooseys around the table at the pub was real enough according to the Stewardesses. All arsenal fans they were. All had little coc...no make that penesis. They all gathered down at the pub and drank all night. It seemed that their wives to get some decent cock went out to where the American tourist were and found some good fucking. Damn brits never knew different all they knew was the score in the last arsenal game. It has long been a thing that if you want a woman that will fuck your ass off then you get a British wife...their drunken bums of husbands all aresnal fans drank them selves in a stupor. It used to be a joke with cops in Europe that if you wanted to bash a few Brit heads in then you worked an arsenal game and there was sure to be drunken arsenal fans just like the ones in your story to bash and bloody. The cops sent all the arsenal fans back to England. Their team beaten . them pennless and all beaten up. I can imagine your story real good. God i would love to get a bunch of arsenal fans in one place like their pub, fuck their wives and then go stomp their asses real good.

great story

Nice story its Mike and penny

Okay story, but

I am surprised at how many took the time to decipher the thing. Slow day at the water cooler? It just didn't seem worth the effort to go throught the story to eliminate women. I do like the story line and hope to see a follow up...without the test at the end.

That was fun!

I will be curious to see if you take this to the next logical step.

100 just

for the bottle of wine somebody has to collect at your home.

yawn... Poor Britease

what Mike and Penny have to watch out for are others guys wives... Penny could get a serious ass whupping.

why Britease would think I would NOT like it is beyond me. Apparently he isnt that smart but we already knew that from his other stories!!! .

I make my points and objections VERY specific. I NEVER post anonymously. Yet stupid people like Britease thinks I am a "kick the bitch to the curb" kind of reader.

All one has to do is read a crap story like NO WAY MARY or the alternative... to see why I dont like Britease stories very much.

THIS story had NONE of massive story wrecking inconsistencies NO WAY MARY had.

Charming and witty...

Interesting idea, well executed. A loving wife 'mystery', or perhaps 'puzzle' would be more apropos. It must have been a delicate balancing act to write the story so that there was enough information to discover the secret pair, but without being so obvious that it wouldn't be a challenge.
But alas, I didn't see the story until the wine was long gone. Perhaps it's for the best; as Californians, we should be chauvinists for our own many fine local wines. Not that I would turn down a French wine, mind you...

Fun Story Britease!

Fun read plus a little puzzle. This will give the gals and guys something to consider every time they go to the pub. And then again when they get home and start fooling around.
Thanks...

Answer

It was Penny. Kevin had had down panties and Mike (Penny's husband) said told Penny that it wasn't him so it could not have been Joan.
Ted's wife Sandy tits hang so not her.
Tom's wife Cloe tits too small, not her.
Carrie said it was not her. Carrie is Todd's wife.
Fred's wife Mary tits too big, not her.
Julie, Alf's wife, said no, so not her.
Bill's wife Sue is cheating on Bill and went home feeling quilty while elsewhere Kevin and Penny were discussing event.

So it has to be Penny.

Authors comment

Well done Aussie bard, and others. It was Penny of course. A bottle of top quality French wine to the winner.(we'll have to work out how he will collect it.)

Thanks to all who took part, and for that matter those who didn't.

Especial thanks to 'Harry' who said he never posted under annonymous, and then promptly did. No matter --- I knew it was him, and I'm absolutely sure it was an accident. 'Why is Harry such a serious guy???)

Ta everyone

Britease

Well

I hope Bill finds out about his filthy whore wife and calls me to torture her to death. Nobody will be able to recognize what will be left as ever being human.

authors response

What is this guy on about????

He didn't even understand the story. Maybe he didn't even read it???

Mike's Penny

Very clever. Penny sounds like a treat.

a fan

good puzzle! loved it! knew it was mike and penny, would love to find out if bill discovers sue's cheating, think it will make a good story

Good story

Quite nice little story.
In life Mike and Penny would be playing with fire. Hope that others dont get burned.

Well done. To write a good story in so few words is hard work.

More of this please!

What if Kevin gets his chance to fuck one of his pals' wives? What do you think about that?

Be Back later to reread and....

try to figure this one out, but I wanted to drop a line letting ya know that anytime you can take a swipe a HARRY, you just got 5 stars from me. LMOA!!!

WHY ARE ALL WOMEN SLUTS

Interesting but not the best.

I liked it enough to give it a 3 star rating.

Interesting idea

I'm sure many women, if there was no way anyone would find out, would be interested in having that many men paying attention to them. Maybe not an out and out orgy but just touching, sensuous massage, some kissing and sucking. Then go home and fuck hubby's brains out

Party game

I posted my answer, but it appears to have vapourised. We can instantly eliminate Cloe and Sandy, because they're out of town. Sue is busy cheating. Carrie's husband was worried it was her, so she's out. Joan's and Julie's are named as having groped the mystery woman, and Mary's breasts are recognisably large. So it's Penny and her husband Mike (who is also the likely source of the rumour).

Since nothing really happened, no betrayal etc...

I don't care enough to worry about it. I do enjoy your stories, though.

Damn

I knew it was Penny but in the end I really didn't care. Still an interesting read and no cheating.

so all of the so called friends of mike know his wife is fucking her boss and no one tells him. isn' that just special?

Clever

Are you SURE they all told the truth???????

jesus...

am i the only one worried about bill and sue? what's going to happen when bill finds out? and we all know he will