by Britease
Nasty, nasty man — but, oh, so much FUN! A quick joy and delight.
of the best loving wives tales in Lit. God, how stupid could one woman and one immature little boy be?
Another one or two of these every few days would be wonderful. I hope Harry enjoyed it, too.
Oh, how I wish authors here would learn to use commas. "Don't be crude honey" and "Don't be crude, honey" have completely different meanings. <p> <p> <p> The former implores him to not be like "crude honey", not be like unrefined bees' honey. The latter addresses him directly with a name of endearment and asks him to be more genteel, better mannered.
What a turn around! & wow!!! what an exchange offer. Excellent story.
You are so much better at THIS type of story. I won't dismiss your other stories, glass houses and all that, but this is trademark Britease or at least it used to be. I don't often agree with Harry but this time I do. Nice story well written and well worked out. Keep them like this and you will get a lot more complements. Of course what you write is up to you as it should be.
I really liked this story. Short and to the point. A man that had a planned revenge and still held his cool. Good Read!!!
Kudo's to you
DG Hear
Good read. Like most of your stories. Would loved to have known more about your and Linda's side. But this worked.
Usually it's the other way around with husband thinking he's got something better but either way nice job. You always write well.
Simple, to the point, and with pleasant surprises. Please write more stories in this manner. RAG
$100K to upgrade to a newer model (who most likely will push out some rug rats and be a faithful wife). Sounds like a bargain to me. Great story! Well done.
Somewhat like reading the comic strips; short read and amusing. A good change of pace tale but hopefully not to become your main style.
I'm surprised, my limp wristed Brit, I didn't think you had it in you.
It's not the type of story I want to read everyday but for today it was great. Oh my god do you know what this means?I'm actually agreeing with GW66, now that is a first! Well keep up yhe good work and thanks again for the change of pace.
<p>I know I often give you a hard way to go, but "HOLY CRAP!!" I mean this was so funny it brought tears to my eyes</p>
<p>Personally I think this was one of your best stories to date!</p>
-Risq
Quite a change of pace from the usual Literotica fare.
It was a fun read.
Not something for daily consumption but, like a good Single Malt, a great ocassional treat.
This proves that stories don't need to be filled with sex acts to be sexy. There is lots of room left for personal fantasy.
While the revenge scenario is a bit on the trite side, the very good use of conversation to mostly tell the tale is excellent. A husband prepared without dragging cameras and sound systems around, what a concept..
This old man liked it, I personally enjoy the short pieces..thanks!
MGM
Finally, a husband that doesn't wimp out and roll over for the cheating wife.Myself, I think he should have made it rougher on the two of them,and throw the stupid cheating slut to the gutter where she belongs,put her out with nothing but the clothes on her back. Thanks for the story........Rich
I have to say this was most enjoyable, funny how a wife responds, when you turn it back on her. Need more stories like this one. Maybe if there are, some of those few wives that are tempted will think twice before they act. Plus maybe them young studs, will think is it worth having an older woman, whom I can't support in the lifestyle she is accustom.
Keep up the Short Stories - This was pure enjoyment!
Great work. I loved it... Almost cracked a smile.
Mickey has to be a real arse... Heads up to the anti wimp
brigade: the husband said this was not the first time she cheated...... She should have been long gone... But then we would miss out on this great confrontation.
I liked it. It was short and to the point. A good story and well done. Keep up the good work.
You would be surprised at the number of unexpected success stories which were initially conceived by their authors as "side gigs" - only to establish their authors for history record by that "side -gig" (“Alice in the wonder land” is one example)...<P>
So we find that you are G...REAT with humor, and very good with the non - masochistic, self flagellating, men bashing stories which seem to be your true passion. <P>
I can see how this could present you with a dilemma; should you continue to experiment with what you evidently do very well, or should you resort to your old idiosyncratic passions? Admittedly I am partial to personal idiosyncrasies (mine of course), so even if grudgingly, I can't dismiss yours... <P>
I am sure that you won’t be surprised if I told you that my very biased wish is that you give us some more (actually many more is even better) stories of the new kind...<P>
Harry - many thanks for inspiring (or goading - however you did it) Britease to write this story!
your best stories,it was short,well written and he went straight for their jugulars right from the start.very,very, very well written.
A bit over the top with everone fucking each other...and fucking each other over; but still damn hilarious. Too bad it doesn't happen like that in real life but thank goodness for stories.
Interesting voice. Well crafted and as complete as it needs to be.
This was a great read. Years ago, there was a guy in a similar situation in the UK. Though he wasn't confronted by the cheating pair, he did tell the other wife and they not only ended up fucking but got married after their respective divorces. The marriage didn't last but it was a very funny story, especially the way he told it.
Fuck the cow let her work now hard and long hours at low pay. maybe turn afew tricks and blow the boss.
This story, I just loved!!!!! Hilarious. And not so entirely improbable, compared to real life. Nice work!
-- KK in Texas
A good case of one-up-man-ship, and not beyond the realms of probability
A great story. Funny and well written. Us old guys love it
when the young stud is outmaneuvered.
Really? And Daddy's a millionaire too? Good fantasy. Thanks for the entertainment
it was explained how short and to the point this story would be. i loved it, especially how charley pulled on over on them, that was nice. i understand if you dont like how the story ended fiona, but considering all the other crap on this website, its fantastic. i mean come on, the whole story was full of cliches that it was brillant. like how the husband of the boss's daughter, millions of dollars involved and getting rid of "the poor old cow" for a younger "low millege model", that really was a great touch britease and i actually would like it if you wrote a background story on charley, a prequel.
... THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I haven't laughed that hard in ages and this cautionary tale was absolutely perfect.
about brainless idiots and slut wife(s).
Sure.....a 21 year old millionaire's daughter who makes love like a mink. All else she needs is to own a liquor store. But so what? It was fun, it put a grin on my face and I enjoyed the whole thing. Well done.
I loved it and the title set it up, beautifully. Except, I usually don't get the "honey". It's always, "We need to talk" in that tone of voice that makes you mutter, Oh Shit, without realizing it. Good work
I loved the story. I guess it goes without saying that a little rubbing of salt would go a long way!
Don't normally read these type of stories, but the number of comments attracted me, and I've read some other good Britease stories
Loved it
I rarely comment on these forums but this was a wonderfully written story. You should write more like it. Great job.
what price stupidity? the lovers find that answer, and i would bet mikey is not going to be with her after that conversation. ex wife may get the money but the word 'hollow' may be a word she uses therafter
Thanks for the story. As always your sense of humor had me chuckling away. As always waiting for another story.
Cheers.
Guess it could be because my wife is 21 years younger and left her husband so she could date and move in with me over 15 years ago. Yes as my wife says life is to short to spend training little boys to be men, leave that to older women who cant attract real men any more.
Any woman, any age, will fuck like a mink if they find the right man and if he trains them right. Never confuse love and lust. A woman can love and marry a man and never in her life lust for him. Some women claim marriage is one of the oldest forms of prostitution to give themselves a lifestyle and home for their brood.
The story was fun to read. Go older dudes. Someone once said that the best revenge on a cheating spouse is to live well and enjoy life. Charley is certainly getting the best revenge. Thanks for the story, really enjoyed it.
Really enjoyed the way the action developed. Nice to see an intelligent husband for a change. Don't understand males who get sexual pleasure from being subservient.
Handled his Shit for Brains Wife and Her Numbskull
F_ck buddy. would have loved to seen their faces Esp. her's as she realised No More Easy Cash :-)
Gotta Love the Revenge they got on their Spouses
for their Stupidity.
This one had me giggling. Bet the two lovers lived happily ever after with her part time job and his big wonderful unemployed dick. lol lol lol Thanks Brit I'll be grinning all evening. good job
I think the word is: sublime, but I'm not sure. At any rate, loved the story. Thank you
I do not know what was better. The story or the comments. I laughed reading both. Great job Brit....and you sure can stir the pot. LOL Thanks for your effort. Jim
Whenever another author comments on one of my stories, I like to read one or two of his stories to return the favor. I think you did me the better favor. Very enjoyable tale.
You built the story, and the twist, perfectly. Write more in your style.
The perfect revenge against an unfaithful wife and her egotistical lover. They are discarded like the trash they are.
For a Brit,a good story...about time one of you lot showed how good you can write.
I have read several of your stories and very much enjoy the way you present them. Short, well told and with a twist of irony in them. Great work. Hope to enjoy many more.
Muffy
I'm so happy. Always be careful when when your spouse tells you they want to "Expand their horizons." Expand your own first.
HA HA
Don't get me wrong. There is nothing wrong with starting off with a near impossible premise and see where the story goes. Here it's just a fun story, not to be taken seriously. I do think this is one of the impossible ones though. Men and women often cheat on their spouses, and sometimes with mutual consent. They don't, however, do it like this. They don't bring their lover to meet their spouse telling their significant other that they are going to have an affair, but that's OK he can stay around to pay the bills and as a reward he'll get sloppy seconds from time to time. No, they just cheat and hope the spouse just finds out.
I have read several of your stories lately. I have very much enjoyed the way you have presented most of them. Short and well told with a sense of humor. Hope to enjoy many more. Thank you.
Good story, well written. Only spoiled by Irfon's inane and grammatically incorrect criticism.
. . . read! I do enjoy a well written vignette. This one fits the bill perfectly.
this is the kind of story, good dialog and prose, fast, to the point, in and out, that made you one of the best. go back to basics and leave the crap alone.
when I need cheering up - and this one worked (although I do wish the women in your tales weren't quite so dumb)
It's great reading the stories again when you know the outcome. As the saying goes, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."
HA
In what seems to be mostly a world of cucky Brits here on Lit, Britease is a man who doesn't take any shit!
This one had me laughing my ass off, man! Great job! LOL
5 HUGE Stars!
Glad to see some Brits have big balls. Although you didn't bring a "Big Stick" you did bring along a pretty damn big cricket bat and used it very well - thank you!
Thank you Britease! Great little flash story. Point made with few wasted words. Love the no cucks here attitude. What a stupid woman or did you say "Cow?" Way too funny!!
5 big stars!!
Great Story. That is the type of MAN that I want to know. None of this "Why?" or "How long?" or "marriage counselor" business. She did it, so say goodbye.
How he said goodbye was fantastic. He took the wind out of both their sails with one shot. Keep writing stories like this.
It seems like I have about 4 levels I title my comments with...Fair story...Good Story...Great story...Excellent story. And usually the star ratings reflect that, but I did give you 5 *'s.
It was priceless how he was prepared all along, and got the dig in on both of them. And the adulterous wife got what she wanted, "space"! LOL
This is still one of the best flash tales on Lit. Had to read it again. Never fails to make my laugh. LOL