All Comments on 'Not Guilty'

revenge is best served with jelly!COGITO!

Thanks for making me laff and if I ever have to be in his shoes I hope I can put it together so well.

... that's HDK for you. :)

This story was "sweet". Thanks. Paul

HDK,

You have a sick and twisted mind and I love it. It is such great fun to read your stories.

We have another winner.

Boyd

heh heh heh.you are so warped...that's what I love about your writing. The hardest thing for me is waiting for your next one.

. . .short story I have ever read.

Holy Shit!!! Got quite a laugh outta that story :D

HDK, I am constantly amazed at your talents. There are some very good authors on here, that I truly enjoy reading. But... I will say it again, you are at the top of the list. Humor, irony, thoughtful, inventive, and lets be blunt, at times just down right twisted and sick... It is an absolute pleasure to see one of your stories posted. Thanks for your time and effort.

Eagerly anticipating your next tale

Gus

Very hard to top this! Lots of fun and a nice piece of work. Thanks for writing.

Oh ho ho hdk, that was fun. The sweetest revenge all wrapped up in one cracker jack story. Excellent! Oh yeah, thanks a lot for raising the fucking bar amigo! Wait a second, I know, go clean up some of your quote marks (that's messed up man) ... ah, I feel better now.

this pseudo perry mason just don't work for me.

For another winner. Your stories are always fabulous and I wait in anxious anticipation for your next story. You are the best!!

That was hilarious!

It's 3:50am and my laughing woke the wife again. BTW, your imagery with the donuts was brilliant.

this is fuckin' perfect!

Way to go HDK!! Another home run, but where's the Beatle's song title?

And for the posters below who seem to not be aware, the title IS a Beatles song. "Not Guilty" is a song written by George Harrison that very nearly got on The White Album, and is better than a lot of songs on that album, but got cut basically because John Lennon and Paul McCartney didn't allow many slots for Harrison's songs. It's been widely bootlegged, and finally was released officially on one of the Anthology discs in the 1990s.

LOL! that's a fun read. made my day.

It's 3:20 am and I too almost woke my wife. This story is hilarious. I kept picturing her face full of jelly. I love your sense of humor. Thanks for a great read. Luis

Thank you so much,HDK. It was so funny and I'm still laughing. A really great story!

Well put together and funny. First comment Ive made in a long time. Keep writing.

That made my day.

just plain 'Sweet' JimdinMn

I give it an undeserved 100 just because I Enjoy it. Far away from your best work, but very funny.

This morning as I was doing my three miles I got to thinking that it is hard to find a good story on Literotica of late. And that perhaps the commentators were killing it. So I decided to check to see if there were any known "good authors" up today. With HDK posting the week was saved.

The story was deliciously funny, well written and a great consequences tale!! Thanks!

All I can say is thanks. Fast, light and fun. You've taken a classic scenario (husband getting the revenge fucks from the wife of the lover) and made it fresh by adding a nice twist. I love the concept of the husband setting up one lover by dropping the wallet at the house of the other lover.

What a wit! So droll. You made my day.

...Sweeter......HDK! Congratulations and "Merci beaucoup"!-----Bavarian

However, you bugger! I'm three quarters of the way through a new story that bears a remarkable similarity to this one. Now I'll have to rewrite it. Never mind, it probably wouldn't have been as good as yours anyway.

Thanks for the laugh. I love it when 'loving wives' stories are amusing.

...one of the excellent writers of the LW genre again on Lit.com. Great piece of humorous writing. Thanks, HDK!

This is the best LW story of the past few weeks. Looking forward to your next story. Thanks.

Great story HDK.

Great read, wonderful revenge, I always enjoy your writing but this on may have to go to the top of the list. More please.

Welcome back HDK.

You are the best at humo(u)rous LW stories and one of the best in LW overall. Very entertaining - quite made my day.

I've been regaling this (with difficulty) to my wife as I wiped my tears and struggled to make coherent sentences.

Thank you

Norman

HDK in top form--hooray! This has got to be the luckiest cuckold in the history of Literotica, if not of the entire planet earth. I can't help chuckling when I think about the conversation he and June are going to have after the policemen leave.

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However--all us true-blue Beatles fans know that "Not Guilty" was never released by the Beatles. It's a George Harrison song that was slated to be on the "White Album," but dropped off at the last minute and only released later, on a Harrison solo album. HDK, are you going to write stories to the combined solo output of the four Beatles as well? If so, we have hundreds more masterpieces to look forward to! Thanks, ohio

Believe it or not, I'm in my hospital bed, just got my appendix operation two days ago. I was very bored & thought to check some "LW" stories & got this one<p>Wow!!! I really enjoyed it. Everyone is saying it "sweet", but it was "Hot & Spicy"<p>I liked the "jelly" thing, it was funny & entertaining. Just wondering how he & June will continue from here?<p>Anyway, it was fun read & at least have something for time pass.

This is one of the customarily outstanding, extremely entertaining stories by this author of Loving Wives tales. He sure has a way of writing that adds that extra element of comedy. Nice good Harddaysknight! RAG

Absolutlely brilliant, I rolled with laughter!

Who ever only read half this story missed the best part of the whole thing. This ending was the best. Thanks

Excellent, well written, and entertaining as hell. Well done!

HDK, great story but talk about an obscure title. Gees I even had to look that one up and that never (well almost I guess) happens. Thanks.

a little short, but still sweet. haha, oh man, that i really enjoyed this story of yours hdk. although, its not quite what i would have done upon finding out what a slut my wife was, but still, i applaud your ingenuity!

Sweet indeed. I just love HDK´s wicked sense of humor.

<p>This was the best story I have read, bar none. I Laughed so much people kept asking me if I was ok or looking around the corner.</p>

<p>Thanks for the posting</p>

-Risq

Not well written. Mildly amusing in a juvenile type of way. In the wrong category. Thanks for sharing.

WOW! this was one helluva story! too funny for words! HDK this story brighten my day concsiderably! Please you must give us more of this type of story! It was, in the protaganist's words, SWEET!

Dusty

USA

i loved the story so much i would read it again! nicely done hdk!

Should have been labeled a "comedy", but was freaking funny as hell!

Great to have another classic HDK story. Short and sweet.

REALLY outdid yourself on this one. I LOVED IT. THANKS

Can't get any better than this. Hilarious.

Loved that last answer. "Sweet". You're good.

HDK strikes again.

This is a fantastic story. It was short but developed very nicely.

Wow.

The master has topped his previous best. Nobody can do LW/Humor like HDK! This is funny on so many different levels...

Simply one of the most entertaining stories on any of these sites. Thanks HDK for the laugh! It felt good!

Great plot!Awesome!!!

He didn't get even, he got way ahead. ....Damn good story, thanks.................Rich

What to say furthermore... one of the best readings here!

You have made my day, thanks!

Great! I chuckled all night after reading it.

Dr_Know

SWEEEEEEEEEET!!!!! LMFAF!!!

my day whenever there's a new story of yours to read. I'll be chuckling at this one for quite some time to come.

if you had added some divorce papers and moving in with the recently widowed woman at the end. Other than that was an excellent story were the guy turned a negative situation into a beneficial one for him.

nuff said bro.more stories please.

ab-so-fucking-lutely brilliant!!

I absolutely loved it! I loved the humor, the story, the twist. I laughed out loud. Thank you for this.

I don't know what else to say about this story. Short, sweet... and just great. You are a very talented writer and one of my favorite in the category of cheating wife retribution... Please keep the stories coming. Thanks Again

...how HDK comes up with a new twist on satire over and over again.Haven't visited in weeks and needed a laugh badly-thanks again!-Pistolpackinpete

the one lover kills the other lover. isn't it interesting, here bill can cheat, but not the other way. and the deceased was doing his wife too, leaving his wallet? well done. and its not looking to rosy for june

'Nuff said!

this what loving wives stories should be about,sweet.

but I guess that depends on who you ask.

This is terrific. Please write more like this.

HDK, you are a sick sick man and I just love it. I don't know how I had missed this story as I have read virtually all of your others, but it is really good and very funny.

Awesome story,other than the fact a .357 is the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow a hole in someone you could drive a tank through.

I love it.

Loved it! Didn't Dirty Harry say that a 44mag was the most powerful handgun in the world?

I enjoyed this story so much I had to, repeat had to, read it twice. Well developed and tightly constructed. Just a damn good read. Is there more to the story? The story of Steve and June Young should not end here.

I don't know what prompted Literotica to categorize it in 'Loving wives' instead of 'Humor and satire'.

Fellow has got an enviable sense of humor and has used it to the hilt.

Keep 'it' up fucker boy.

What a well thought out FARCE! That dective was right out of Dumb and Dumber! I thouroghly enjoyed this comedy!

Thanks for writing!

I do love to read your stories. They are soooo much fun and you do them so well.

I read this story. The dialogue is soo sharp. Oneupmanship everywhere. And the wife's reaction was so funny. The verbal image of her slowly descending into the donut box just broke me up. My only problem is why isn't this story at the top of the list? Very well done and thanks for the chuckles. Jim

I would PAY ....to see this on the silver screen...lmao...think of it as a answer to the shit we had to put up with as MEN...after...FATIAL ATTRACTION....LMAO.

I've read and reread this story many times and I still get a kick out of it!!! You the man HDK.

Get a chuckle every tine I read it

I really enjoy this one!

I fucking loved this one. LOL

ONe of HDK's best. Wonder what happens next?

Can not stop reading this story every time I come across it. Must be at least 6 times now and I still love it. Won't vote and I will be that dreaded anon but you have my name earlier. This has to be the best non-revenge story on this site but the revenge is so sweet. Thanks again. Anon in whever.

Sorry the system got me. OK I am not anon any more. But I still love this story. Jim

Love it just as much each time.

Love this yarn! You write funny shit. Keep it up -- write more funny shit...

I loved it! How wonderfully your mind works! Thank you!

Love the story. Normally hate cheater stories but this was great. The twist and revenge was perfect.

Once more HDK has raised the bar to high for most others, sweet.

A twisted plot with a great denouement.

wow.. what a story :)

This one was a hoot and you finally found a way to give a guy a set of hangy down things. Attaboy!

Ssssssooo good! Stops stupifyingly sleazy stories stone-dead! Smashingly satisfying.

HDK,

Sweet!

Thanks for sharing on Lit.

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