Happiness is a Prop Gun

How had I missed this before?

The perils of late night clicking - you miss stuff. This was a great balance of clever and hot. Stimulating at both levels and that's rare. As an aside, I was not a drama guy in school but had a few good friends who were. I remember being equal parts amazed, appalled and astounded at what went on at the first cast party I was invited to. It's the only time I'd ever had a girl politely ask me why I declined her twice-offered invitation to join her upstairs for some sweaty fun. "Umm... because I have a girlfriend?" She actually looked around, shrugged, and smiled, "But is she here?" Good lord! Why the hell are guys all programmed to chase cheerleaders? The drama girls have pom-pom shakers beat for brains, looks, AND libido!