You Never Forget How

You know...........

At first I was torn, but after I realized that I was laughing I had to admit it was funny

I might have said that he should have divorced her, but he was using his get out of jail free card. Of course I might not have picked the town bike Sheila to do it with, but then again she was willing.

But in all I found it humorous and he kinda of killed two birds with one stone. Got Sheila out of his system, and his wife knows if she cheats again, and he stays, he'll just do Sheila for three times as long as he cheated on him (^_^)

-Risq

Good yarn but you are losing your touch

Unsatisfying ending in an attempt for an HDK close with a twist? He does not hit all the time either.

Only anonymous because I can't remember my log in... -


Mac

did not like it much

no one to like in this story, nor much justice.

the wife doesn't love, honor nor respect her husband with her cheating at Sheila's temptation, nor her lies, nor by setting her hubby up to be trapped.

and when her husband finds out - he doesn't show love, respect or honor for the wife anymore. instead, he shows her pain, disrespect and dishonor when he fucks Sheila in front of her for weeks.

neither one will trust the other after these cheats. i don't see any love or caring to build a marriage on. i don't see any hope for their long term marriage.

and of course Sheila-the tempter-came out the winner by fucking the hubby like she planned and ruining their marriage. a most unsatisfactory end to the tale. there is no justice here.

Call me a purist...

but I thought that fidelity was important to Todd. I just do not see how fucking Shelia teaches Laurie a lesson. The lesson is not to get caught cheating. If Laurie had confessed what had happened and the revenge fuck was what it took for Todd to come back OK. Laurie tried to set him up with Shelia so she could continue to go out with Shelia to sample some strange cock. After all, Todd allowing Laurie to find him fucking Shelia was exactly what they had planned to happen earlier. Did she think that her slut friend Shelia would just lie in bed with a warm male body next to her? It really does not speak well that her friend introduced her to such an asshile lover. Next time, Laurie needs to pick lovers who will not make her bleed.

Dear HDK: What a great story!

Oh My God, I thought you could never top what you've already posted, but this is the all-time best! Funny, clever, full of twists and turns--it's a classic! Thanks so much for your mastery of the genre--ohio

Different for you

Your writing was always good, sometimes I liked the stories, sometimes not but the writing style was always excellent. Only fly in the ointment here is I hope he had Sheila's STD tests results also. Thanks

You're not HDK

... and that's o.k. The husbands last remark is really a cynical joke. I don't know if I should laugh or not. Probably my laughter gets stuck in my throat. Good work. Keep on writing. Never try imitating HDK ;-)

Nucleus
Remember ... we all know ... Two wrongs don’t make a right

loved it

I thought this was fucking awesome. It fits my idea of getting even with the silly bitch, while keeping her around. I must of laughed for at least 20 minutes as I just loved the ending. I still like to know what he and Shelia talked about when he woke her up.

once again the other guy get's off

Not only did Ohio write aboiut adumb ass clueless husband but a wimp as well. And guess what? Martin gets to ruin some more marriages with his big cock. Matinns of the world should be restricted to fucking cows, animal of woman. Thanks to a wimp written by the greatest wimp on the site, OHIO,Martin doesn't get his face re-arranged. YOU DISGUST ME AND WILL CONTINUE TODO SO TILL YOU GET SOME BALLS> NYMINUs

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HDK was a friend of mine, and you, sir,

are no HDK! (You write too well.) I especially like the comment below about the woman's "asshole lover". That was a term that would have been perfect to use in this story! Would a wife go to a gynecologist if she had trouble with her asshole, or would she simply shut him off for a few weeks? (Catch that pun?) HDK has established the bar for mediocrity and you aspire to follow that path? If that desire lasts more than four hours consult your gynecologist! He/she will remove your head from your ass, you pussy!

Yer

Goodish one -- ta

Concerned...

... that you'd write such a nonsense. Please stop that crap... ---Bavarian---

Nice Idea

All I have to recommend is "To each his own".

Sorry, this story was a bit of a let down . . .

Not up to the usual, IMO. I felt that Sheila was the only winner here, as others have already noted. Two wrongs don't make a right. Maybe this was some sort of satire; if so, I missed it. Leave or get counseling. Getting even by fucking another woman lots more than the wife cheated is just like the Hatfields and the McCoys. Where does this end? She's all contrite right now, but after she stews about it for a while, she'll resent that his "getting even" was way over the top and far more revenge than necessary. Fucking Sheila once, maybe OK, but multiple times for a few weeks? The punishment exceeds the crime. Counseling or divorce. Not games. Enjoyed it anyway but the story lacks credibility. Thanks for writing.

Not worth reading.

I suppose the sickos and perverts would call thia a good story. In my opinion it's pure garbage and disgusting. As a writer you have no credibility left after coming out with garbage like this. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I thought

for once there would be a different ending but...

We liked it - finally some decent revenge!

Well done, Ohio - you will make HDK proud. Glad to see the stupid slut wife get her ass ripped and then half to watch him get some decent revenge.

More JPB than HDK

You got the spare quality of JPB down and I know the twist was supposed to be HDK style but it was more JPB. I think HDK would have made it more humorous.

Still, good to see you writing.

Wow! I can't believe....

....these fucking comments.They're all over the place.Some idiots don't even get a hint of satire,some guy named HDK thinks it's great satire(what does he know?)-and some dorks think this is garbage? I know garbage fellas and this ain't it! It's not great, though finishes well but what a treat to have one of the better writers on this site give props to the best sex=site satirist on the net.Vulcan,you must have read Ohio's opening missive so why critique this as if it were straight?-pistolpackinpete

I wanted to like it

I really didn't think it was all that good. Too coarse and hurried.

very disappointed

nothing is resolved. So much could have been done with this concept, but you took the easy way out. I'm not used to that from you. You are one of my favorite authors,but this drivel doesn't come close to the talent I am used to from you. very sad!

Ohio

You are one of my favorite writers and right there with you is HDK. It was OK, but I think it needed a "page 2" to sort this out. It really is hard to write a good story in one page here. I enjoyed it, but it was not one of your best. Still it is better than many. I look forward to seeing more from you, and HDK if he gets off of vacation.

Great

Hilarious!

Boyd

would have been better if he beat the shit out of

of the boy friend or made her go over and apoligize to his wife if married for letting her husband fuck her but also ask for reimbursement for the dr bills where he raped her ass...or if not take a baseball bat up his as punishment so he could really see wht it felt like to have his ass split open...i as hubby would weld the bat ...and yes id fuck shelia and maybe another woman or 2 till the wifes asshole healed up then for the next year that the only place id fuck her is in the ass or maybe a bj

Was the song...

Fixing a Hole? (Fixing A-hole?)

I'll say that it's different

Fucking Sheila probably gave him a good case of the clap, since she is a fucking slut. In any case I don't think a couple of weeks would be enough time to work out the vengeance he would have had for his stupid cunt of a wife. He should have cut her off , no sex for her for three months, while he fucks Sheila's brains out, and his wife has to watch them.

Great Story

HDK Would be proud!

Well now it would have been cute except you gave

it the kiss of death. She tested negative for STDs and HIV in that short of a time? Wow test have really improved havent they. In reality she currently tested negative but would have to be retested several times in the future to be ruled negative. And Sheila was a anyone fuck which now means he is very likely to be infected with something at least. The divorce would have been the simple and correct thing done, cheating also is never a good solution. The whole marriage is now based on lies. Trash is trash always throw out the trash.

Plot twist???

Why did you mention going the wrong direction for the doctor if it had nothing to do with the story???

Whoops Plot Twist!

May I suggest that you return to reading Dick and Jane books! You’re certainly not intelligent enough to pick out the clues the writer fed you that something wasn’t as it should be in this story.

But I suppose we should take pity on the afflicted. She didn’t go to the family surgery, but to the other woman’s doctor. Think about it, the family doctor might possibly have made an out of place comment to her husband. Does that make it clear to you?

Jesus your wife will never have to worry about you catching her out, will she?

Congratulations

to the anonymous reader who identified the Beatles song behind this story: Yes, it's "Fixing a Hole". So sorry you didn't give your name--now I can't send you the $500 prize! ohio

Ohio does HDK... Interesting

Now perhaps HDK will write an Ohio story.

This one was funny.

thanks!

I greatly enjoy all OHIO and HDK. Please keep them coming.

bwahahaha!! I Loved it

Great story. Funny, sad and everyone gets a something out of it.

Well

Not my favorite but still a good story, thanks.

What can we say?

You can always count on quality offerings from both HDK and Ohio, who, for my money are AMONG if not THE flagship contributors to our genre. Thanks as always, Ohio.

Anothermarrieddude

Ohio ------ HDK, HDK ------Ohio

Both are favorite. Fun story, enjoyed every moment of it.

HDK has used "Fixing a Hole"

"Fixing a Hole" was used by HDK, not as a title, but in a similar reference, in the first few paragraphs of "Michelle, Ma Melle" (the continuation of "Michelle"). The husband sets his wife up to be punished for cheating and she gets a similar injury and ends up Fixing A-hole.

Hard-ohio-knight

Ohio and HDK are the masters of this genre. What could be better? HDK does ohio? Maybe a collaboration? I hope both of you keep writing for us.

I Liked This

Thanks again for a good read

Good story, to the point and very effective.

Thanks for the story.

a point made

maybe shelia will grow on him and he'll just make it permanent?

I don't know why y'all puta writers cain't call .

a spade a spade. Y'all never wanna use the term, 'cum slut bitch' in writing male dialogue even if that's what the cheater is.

Why is that?

Fess Up, Dood!

This is for the Jerk-off guy who commented and wanted to look like a black man speaking...didn't work asshole! Fess up. This story is just fine...it's YOU who needs work!

Funny

Very, very funny. Nice one.

The story i liked but

the comments were really wierd. Could not follow who was talking to who or even sometimes to themselves. ???????????????

Good

A disproportionate amount of 'tit for tat sex' but justified in the circumstances. And thus a divorce is avoided.

BOTH CHEATS Y MARRY

Good story -

The behavior sucks for all of them - he held onto his honor when Sheila first tried - why sink to their level now??

Always a great read Scorp - I can't condone the solution especially the long term aspects.

Sheila certainly isn't worth much as a friend or anything else.