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Risq_001Risq_001over 14 years ago
You know...........

<p>At first I was torn, but after I realized that I was laughing I had to admit it was funny</p>

<p>I might have said that he should have divorced her, but he was using his get out of jail free card. Of course I might not have picked the town bike Sheila to do it with, but then again she was willing.</p>

<p>But in all I found it humorous and he kinda of killed two birds with one stone. Got Sheila out of his system, and his wife knows if she cheats again, and he stays, he'll just do Sheila for three times as long as he cheated on him (^_^)</p>

-Risq

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Good yarn but you are losing your touch

Unsatisfying ending in an attempt for an HDK close with a twist? He does not hit all the time either.

Only anonymous because I can't remember my log in... -

Mac

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
did not like it much

no one to like in this story, nor much justice.<P>

the wife doesn't love, honor nor respect her husband with her cheating at Sheila's temptation, nor her lies, nor by setting her hubby up to be trapped.<p>

and when her husband finds out - he doesn't show love, respect or honor for the wife anymore. instead, he shows her pain, disrespect and dishonor when he fucks Sheila in front of her for weeks.<p>

neither one will trust the other after these cheats. i don't see any love or caring to build a marriage on. i don't see any hope for their long term marriage.<p>

and of course Sheila-the tempter-came out the winner by fucking the hubby like she planned and ruining their marriage. a most unsatisfactory end to the tale. there is no justice here.

SleeplessinMD2SleeplessinMD2over 14 years ago
Call me a purist...

but I thought that fidelity was important to Todd. I just do not see how fucking Shelia teaches Laurie a lesson. The lesson is not to get caught cheating. If Laurie had confessed what had happened and the revenge fuck was what it took for Todd to come back OK. Laurie tried to set him up with Shelia so she could continue to go out with Shelia to sample some strange cock. After all, Todd allowing Laurie to find him fucking Shelia was exactly what they had planned to happen earlier. Did she think that her slut friend Shelia would just lie in bed with a warm male body next to her? It really does not speak well that her friend introduced her to such an asshile lover. Next time, Laurie needs to pick lovers who will not make her bleed.

ohioohioover 14 years agoAuthor
Dear HDK: What a great story!

Oh My God, I thought you could never top what you've already posted, but this is the all-time best! Funny, clever, full of twists and turns--it's a classic! Thanks so much for your mastery of the genre--ohio

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Different for you

Your writing was always good, sometimes I liked the stories, sometimes not but the writing style was always excellent. Only fly in the ointment here is I hope he had Sheila's STD tests results also. Thanks

NucleusNucleusover 14 years ago
You're not HDK

... and that's o.k. The husbands last remark is really a cynical joke. I don't know if I should laugh or not. Probably my laughter gets stuck in my throat. Good work. Keep on writing. Never try imitating HDK ;-)

<b><P>Nucleus</p></b>

Remember ... we all know ... Two wrongs don’t make a right

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
loved it

I thought this was fucking awesome. It fits my idea of getting even with the silly bitch, while keeping her around. I must of laughed for at least 20 minutes as I just loved the ending. I still like to know what he and Shelia talked about when he woke her up.

nyminusnyminusover 14 years ago
once again the other guy get's off

Not only did Ohio write aboiut adumb ass clueless husband but a wimp as well. And guess what? Martin gets to ruin some more marriages with his big cock. Matinns of the world should be restricted to fucking cows, animal of woman. Thanks to a wimp written by the greatest wimp on the site, OHIO,Martin doesn't get his face re-arranged. YOU DISGUST ME AND WILL CONTINUE TODO SO TILL YOU GET SOME BALLS> NYMINUs

HarddaysknightHarddaysknightover 14 years ago
HDK was a friend of mine, and you, sir,

are no HDK! (You write too well.) I especially like the comment below about the woman's "asshole lover". That was a term that would have been perfect to use in this story! Would a wife go to a gynecologist if she had trouble with her asshole, or would she simply shut him off for a few weeks? (Catch that pun?) HDK has established the bar for mediocrity and you aspire to follow that path? If that desire lasts more than four hours consult your gynecologist! He/she will remove your head from your ass, you pussy!

BriteaseBriteaseover 14 years ago
Yer

Goodish one -- ta

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Concerned...

... that you'd write such a nonsense. Please stop that crap... ---Bavarian---

bruce22bruce22over 14 years ago
Nice Idea

All I have to recommend is "To each his own".

Vulcan_in_OhioVulcan_in_Ohioover 14 years ago
Sorry, this story was a bit of a let down . . .

Not up to the usual, IMO. I felt that Sheila was the only winner here, as others have already noted. Two wrongs don't make a right. Maybe this was some sort of satire; if so, I missed it. Leave or get counseling. Getting even by fucking another woman lots more than the wife cheated is just like the Hatfields and the McCoys. Where does this end? She's all contrite right now, but after she stews about it for a while, she'll resent that his "getting even" was way over the top and far more revenge than necessary. Fucking Sheila once, maybe OK, but multiple times for a few weeks? The punishment exceeds the crime. Counseling or divorce. Not games. Enjoyed it anyway but the story lacks credibility. Thanks for writing.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Not worth reading.

I suppose the sickos and perverts would call thia a good story. In my opinion it's pure garbage and disgusting. As a writer you have no credibility left after coming out with garbage like this. You should be ashamed of yourself.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
I thought

for once there would be a different ending but...

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
We liked it - finally some decent revenge!

Well done, Ohio - you will make HDK proud. Glad to see the stupid slut wife get her ass ripped and then half to watch him get some decent revenge.

cloacascloacasover 14 years ago
More JPB than HDK

You got the spare quality of JPB down and I know the twist was supposed to be HDK style but it was more JPB. I think HDK would have made it more humorous.

Still, good to see you writing.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Wow! I can't believe....

....these fucking comments.They're all over the place.Some idiots don't even get a hint of satire,some guy named HDK thinks it's great satire(what does he know?)-and some dorks think this is garbage? I know garbage fellas and this ain't it! It's not great, though finishes well but what a treat to have one of the better writers on this site give props to the best sex=site satirist on the net.Vulcan,you must have read Ohio's opening missive so why critique this as if it were straight?-pistolpackinpete

EspressoBolusEspressoBolusover 14 years ago
I wanted to like it

I really didn't think it was all that good. Too coarse and hurried.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
very disappointed

nothing is resolved. So much could have been done with this concept, but you took the easy way out. I'm not used to that from you. You are one of my favorite authors,but this drivel doesn't come close to the talent I am used to from you. very sad!

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Ohio

You are one of my favorite writers and right there with you is HDK. It was OK, but I think it needed a "page 2" to sort this out. It really is hard to write a good story in one page here. I enjoyed it, but it was not one of your best. Still it is better than many. I look forward to seeing more from you, and HDK if he gets off of vacation.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Great

Hilarious!

Boyd

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
would have been better if he beat the shit out of

of the boy friend or made her go over and apoligize to his wife if married for letting her husband fuck her but also ask for reimbursement for the dr bills where he raped her ass...or if not take a baseball bat up his as punishment so he could really see wht it felt like to have his ass split open...i as hubby would weld the bat ...and yes id fuck shelia and maybe another woman or 2 till the wifes asshole healed up then for the next year that the only place id fuck her is in the ass or maybe a bj

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Was the song...

Fixing a Hole? (Fixing A-hole?)

digdaddyrichdigdaddyrichover 14 years ago
I'll say that it's different

Fucking Sheila probably gave him a good case of the clap, since she is a fucking slut. In any case I don't think a couple of weeks would be enough time to work out the vengeance he would have had for his stupid cunt of a wife. He should have cut her off , no sex for her for three months, while he fucks Sheila's brains out, and his wife has to watch them.

zed0zed0over 14 years ago
Great Story

HDK Would be proud!

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Well now it would have been cute except you gave

it the kiss of death. She tested negative for STDs and HIV in that short of a time? Wow test have really improved havent they. In reality she currently tested negative but would have to be retested several times in the future to be ruled negative. And Sheila was a anyone fuck which now means he is very likely to be infected with something at least. The divorce would have been the simple and correct thing done, cheating also is never a good solution. The whole marriage is now based on lies. Trash is trash always throw out the trash.

looking4itlooking4itover 14 years ago
Plot twist???

Why did you mention going the wrong direction for the doctor if it had nothing to do with the story???

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Whoops Plot Twist!

May I suggest that you return to reading Dick and Jane books! You’re certainly not intelligent enough to pick out the clues the writer fed you that something wasn’t as it should be in this story.

But I suppose we should take pity on the afflicted. She didn’t go to the family surgery, but to the other woman’s doctor. Think about it, the family doctor might possibly have made an out of place comment to her husband. Does that make it clear to you?

Jesus your wife will never have to worry about you catching her out, will she?

ohioohioover 14 years agoAuthor
Congratulations

to the anonymous reader who identified the Beatles song behind this story: Yes, it's "Fixing a Hole". So sorry you didn't give your name--now I can't send you the $500 prize! ohio

gatorhermitgatorhermitover 14 years ago
Ohio does HDK... Interesting

Now perhaps HDK will write an Ohio story.

This one was funny.

DrallDrallover 14 years ago
thanks!

I greatly enjoy all OHIO and HDK. Please keep them coming.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
bwahahaha!! I Loved it

Great story. Funny, sad and everyone gets a something out of it.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Well

Not my favorite but still a good story, thanks.

anothermarrieddudeanothermarrieddudeover 14 years ago
What can we say?

You can always count on quality offerings from both HDK and Ohio, who, for my money are AMONG if not THE flagship contributors to our genre. Thanks as always, Ohio.

Anothermarrieddude

kelly_kellykelly_kellyover 14 years ago
Ohio ------ HDK, HDK ------Ohio

Both are favorite. Fun story, enjoyed every moment of it.

IrrumatioIrrumatioover 14 years ago
HDK has used "Fixing a Hole"

"Fixing a Hole" was used by HDK, not as a title, but in a similar reference, in the first few paragraphs of "Michelle, Ma Melle" (the continuation of "Michelle"). The husband sets his wife up to be punished for cheating and she gets a similar injury and ends up Fixing A-hole.

brain_damagebrain_damageover 14 years ago
Hard-ohio-knight

Ohio and HDK are the masters of this genre. What could be better? HDK does ohio? Maybe a collaboration? I hope both of you keep writing for us.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
I Liked This

Thanks again for a good read

Ducky7Ducky7over 14 years ago
Good story, to the point and very effective.

Thanks for the story.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
a point made

maybe shelia will grow on him and he'll just make it permanent?

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
I don't know why y'all puta writers cain't call .

a spade a spade. Y'all never wanna use the term, 'cum slut bitch' in writing male dialogue even if that's what the cheater is.

Why is that?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 14 years ago
Fess Up, Dood!

This is for the Jerk-off guy who commented and wanted to look like a black man speaking...didn't work asshole! Fess up. This story is just fine...it's YOU who needs work!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 14 years ago
Funny

Very, very funny. Nice one.

jiminabjiminabalmost 14 years ago
The story i liked but

the comments were really wierd. Could not follow who was talking to who or even sometimes to themselves. ???????????????

cyrilliccyrillicabout 13 years ago
Good

A disproportionate amount of 'tit for tat sex' but justified in the circumstances. And thus a divorce is avoided.

TavadelphinTavadelphinalmost 13 years ago
Good story -

The behavior sucks for all of them - he held onto his honor when Sheila first tried - why sink to their level now??

Always a great read Scorp - I can't condone the solution especially the long term aspects.

Sheila certainly isn't worth much as a friend or anything else.

TavadelphinTavadelphinalmost 13 years ago
Sorry Ohio -

I got in to a rhythm - on Scorp's page then started clicking on links of yours (I had both author pages open) sorry - the critiques and comment were appropriate to your stories though my apologies sincerely I will add this too all the places I can find with the wrong name - really very sorry -

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
Don't you know how to...

write a story where the wife cheats, the hubby finds out and kicks her to the curb? No plot is necessary so long as the woman suffers permanent financial and emotional lose and the torch the bitch boys can have something to jerk off to?

YamiBoyYamiBoyover 12 years ago
^__^

Quite the drama that ended in quite a funny and entertaining way. Good Ending? ^__^

saratusaratuover 12 years ago
I found it hard to give it one star!

Billy nailed it as pure shit and that is precisly what it is!

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
saratu is

Polynesian for "cuckold"

saratusaratuabout 12 years ago
Anon your,,,,

ignorance is showing, I'm not married. And I still agree with Billy's assesment of this story. Your defination of my name is completly wrong.

BTTapBTTapabout 12 years ago
Funny

I enjoyed the little tale. Not sure what the song inspiration was, though. I thought the wife learned her lesson the hard way (haha). Loved the double entendre's. I empathized with hubby, naturally. Hubby's revenge is three-fold, at least. First, he gets to fuck a hot slut for a while, learning a few new tricks. Second, he gets to reinforce the lesson the wife should have learned already-don't cheat, it has bad consequences. Third, it will probably kill the wife's friendship with the slut.

Of course, it probably wasn't the best approach to saving the marriage, but if it all goes to hell, is he really any worse off?

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
I don't know what the "defination" of saratu is

But anyone that agrees with a nonce like BILLY is worse than DWmoronic, throw your keyboard in a river and seek professional help immediately you imbecile.

DunaDunaalmost 12 years ago

@ Saratu how many beastlover were refused by their favorit female dogs last night. This is the main couse they injure others..................

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago

Incomprehensible babble in Albania is incomprehensible babble everywhere else duda, or dubya, or dummy, whatever. It might be okay to rape animals in whatever sad excuse for a country you live in but in the civilized world we don't like it, and we don't like you.

DunaDunaalmost 12 years ago
Civilized World and the ANONYM offenders

@ I think in the civilized World to injure to offend others ARE A BEST/ANIMAL LIKE ACTIVITY SO I COULD THINK SOMEBODY WHO INJURES OTHER COMMENTERS ARE A.................

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
Forget from when?

I'm confused by the last thing he says. Is he saying he had an affair? Is he talking about women before he met Laurie? Or is he treating "how" literally and giving an answer about the physical act of sex instead of the intangibles of "another woman"?

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
"saratu" is

Transylvanian for "turd burglar"

cantbuymycantbuymyabout 11 years ago

THE WHORE IS HISTORY!

betrayedbylovebetrayedbyloveabout 11 years ago
Damn

Just end the fucking marriage. Each can fuck anyone they like. Fucking assholes.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
The glory of it is

they were able to solve their problem without hours of boring counseling.

Drbeamer3333Drbeamer3333almost 11 years ago
Loved it

Gotta love the irony of the situation. Excellent.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
I think it is funny

that more of the comments don't relate to the mystery of the HDKesque Beatles song title reference. "Fixing A-Hole" = BRILLIANT! I for one, will never listen to that song quite the same way again, thanks to this story. And Ohio, thanks for this story and ALL of your tales of marital misdeeds and adventures. You will always receive my high praise for being among the most intelligent authors and contributors of this site. Well-intentioned-and-deserved-kudos to you sir! Thanks again!

LickideesplitLickideesplitalmost 11 years ago
Cell phone

WTF was the deal with Sweetie's cell phone being left on the dresser? That one seemed to come outa left field and then quickly evaporate. Not nearly as critical as the cell phone in 'Christmas, Counseling etc.'!

Excellent work.

OneShotOneOneShotOnealmost 11 years ago
Another POS from Ms Ohio

Beyond awful.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Closet Homos?

Lots of ass fucking in Literotica stories. Makes you wonder.

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
I Guess

Just another excuse for a quick story.

He goes from divorcing her to fucking her best friend for revenge? I thought this was beneath him...oh wait, Sheila was beneath him!

Ohio, you are so much better than this.

Thanks anyway.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago
Make You Wonder

Someone commented about all the ass fucking stories in Literotica. Good point. Makes me wonder what's going on? A hell of a lot more ass fucking in Literotica, than in the real world.

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
Sounds to me like the love was lost anyway,

at least on his part. If you are that pissed at somebody I don't see the relationship ever getting back to what a marriage should be.

As always from one of the better writers, well written story.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 9 years ago
Well done

Congrats. Four out of five. I have complained about some of your other stories not being long enough, but clearly this one was designed to be short and sweet. I loved the beginning. The rest was a bit more conventional, but the ending was solid. I look forward to more.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 9 years ago
Great solution

and a lot cheaper than a divorce. I'm sure a lot of the "critics" here will think that you were too lenient, but love should trump stupidity. I know that you have to write what comes into your head so I rarely criticize the content as long as it makes sense and this does. Laurie was stupid and she was punished.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
4 Stars

I actually liked this story. He had one dumb ass wife. She needs a new friend unless she doesn't mind sharing her husband with her slutty friend.

Drbeamer3333Drbeamer3333about 8 years ago
Second time through...

Still five stars. Still love it.

betrayedbylovebetrayedbyloveabout 8 years ago
Damn

Revenge fucks never work. Just divorce and start over.

sbrooks103sbrooks103about 8 years ago
Only Fair

I would have dumped her ass for two, maybe three reasons:

First she cheats on him, then gives up her ass, that she WOULDN'T give to her husband! (And don't give me that crap that he MADE her - what was he going to do if she refused, rape her?)

Then, she tries to frame him for cheating to excuse her own!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
Its sad that you havent posted for a while ohio but thank you

Thank you for all your work

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
Don't accept this at all

When she confessed, since he already knew that Sheila was and is a bad influence, I'd have made Laurie call sheila and tell her she needed her to come over immediately. (make up an excuse) Then when she arrived, I'd have beat the shit out of her and told her if she tried to press charges, she'd be dead inside of 48 hours! I also would have told her if she ever tried to contact Laurie again, she would suffer that same fate anyway. This revenge fuck shit is for the birds. Sheila here is basically responsible for Laurie's fall, but in the end, according to your story, she gets off Scott free and gets what she wanted all along! No Thanks! She should pay a heavy price!

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
4*

Nice, short fantasy.

CrkcpprCrkcpprover 7 years ago
Not very believable

I don't think very many men would stay married to her after the stunt she and her friend tried to pull on him.

Maybe screwing Sheila ( with double condum) , but then still file for divorce . She's already shown her ability to lie and scheme , not very good traits in a wife (or husband ).

Cut your losses and make like a horse turd !

3 *'s

tazz317tazz317over 7 years ago
WHEN YOU GIVE THEM WHAT THEY THINK MIGHT WORK

even a new rope still pisses them of. TK U MLJ LV NV

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Really Dumb Story

NOT VERY BELIEVABLE!

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Just too stupid

This was just garbage.......

Tootight1Tootight1over 7 years ago
good story

Stupid enough to be true. The truth is she had an abortion, and doesn't want him to know. Three stupid players, so young they don't realize what marriage is, or what it takes to make it work. I feel sorry for them. This is absurd enough to be real life.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Shit from ohio

In the shit style of HDK. The shitiness is increased exponentially.

tazz317tazz317over 7 years ago
NEVER FORGET BUT

latch on to the new payback routine, TK U MLJ LV NV

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
Oh HELL NO!

Getting even never works. Now they're both cheaters and he did it with her friend, which means every time she sees Sheila she'll be reminded of her cheating AND her husbands cheating with her BFF. And he's going to do it many, many times. That doesn't make him even, that makes him far, far ahead. No way this marriage survives. Lousy ending.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
@oh hell no

So husband is just supposed to ignore fact that wife willingly and eagerly jumped in to bed with stranger just out of curiousity and was severely injured during romp.

You seem to forget wife set up husband to screw her bff.

All husband did is consent to wife's idea.

The cheating spouse never wants the betrayed spouse to balance the scales. Cheaters came up with the two wrongs don't make a right argument. Revenge sex cannot be considered a wrong. The marriage contract was voided by cheater.

In order for marriage to survive both spouses have to be equals...once one spouse cheats the marriage is never the same...children would be only reason to remain married

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
Yo Last Anony--mouse dick...

I don't know where you got it that wifey's lover was black. Whereas the names Andy & Martin don't preclude them from being black, they don't scream it, either. I'd just guess that you have some extreme racist issues that you need to discuss. Maybe you lost your woman to a black man? Maybe you're ignorant enough to blame an entire race for your own inadequacies? Hard to say without knowing more. Stick to the facts & grow up a little, eh?

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
Bad

Really not very good at all!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
Why all this racial stuff?

I've noticed racial insults in comments on several stories, but I saw no hint of any racial identification in any story. So why do these commenters have to add racism to their mix of anger, stupidity, and illiteracy?

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
Todd

Is actually a real man, only real man can take revenge. No sissy can take revenge only the brave man has a heart to hurt those, who hurt them.

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
Damn

A real man would have just taken kissed her on the forhead and thanked her foir being an otherwise good wife as long as she promised him not too do it again.

I can't believe he gave into the emotional hurt and did something l ike that he is so mean and she is a nice person who made a mistake.

They could use his cuckolding as a way to make themselves better people.

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
I read this story keeping in mind ohio sense of humor.

This was not intended as a "true story" (non of these stories are but you get my point). Two wrongs don't make a right and the writers knows it. The whole story is written in a playful way. Btw I'm also bothered by those oversensitive jerks who complain about race in every story. Back off.

sbrooks103xsbrooks103xover 6 years ago
Re-Reading

At first I was concerned about how many "revenge" fucks he was getting, but then I remembered how long she put him off, and her continued "out of commission."

I'm a little puzzled by the last line: "You never forget how," in response to the question. "how can you just fuck another woman like this?" Does that mean that HE has fucked another woman before?

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
PAY BACK IS A BITCH

AND HE DID IT...HOPE HE GETS TESTED FOR STI's AND AID'S.AFTER BANGING THAT SLUT...

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