Don't Call The Fire Department

Well, let's see

I've read this story a few times(it's mine). I submitted a
screenplay for Swordfish and they wrote all over it in red.
It's a catastrophic non-chic joke about a Travolta movie
movie I don't like(Battlefield Earth was good). The readers
who rated this story gave their reaction to the story. Here is
an equal reaction. I'll rewrite it and give both of the couple two
lovers and then they'll hire some adult entertainers and have an
orgy at the end of the story to get their lives back on track. I
mean, this is a sex site. If good stories are not a continuous stream
of sensory development plus the standard BSDM...see how that
sounds? See the way my attitude reckons a person whose
basic diet consists of hardcore? Did you understand Underdog?
Wonder why Natasha and Boris did not have their own show.
How did they have a show at all? Hollywood is not in Washington,
D.C. for one reason. I heard Carter taped every Waltons show.
Next time you think a conservative journalist slash talk show host slash politician is a reactionary type, well you must notice the
reactionary types come in both boxes or groups. And if one is a moderate, well, in the morning we can just stand in line and when its our turn stand against the wall. Maybe someone will give us a real cigarette. So, if you want to rate that way, go ahead. I
just don't think you give a damn about style, or how well the story
holds up against the bathroom graffiti at a nice public park I'm
thinking of right now. There are lots of good stories.

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