Never read an anal story before, but I had to check this one out and it was definitely worth it. Wonderful job building suspense, and yes, I love the wife too now. She's deliciously dirty and domestic at the same time, a wonderful character. Great story.
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Anonymous09/21/09
Awesome story
and writing. Just tapping in a few lines, I gotta go clean up. Praying the wife is asleep and doesn't want it tonight...Mancelt.
...but thanks for "simplistically vulgar." That's pretty much what I was shooting for here. This is just a simple and dirty story - a mental vacation from some of the more intense things I've been writing lately. For heartier and craftier fare, I suggest "Stolen Kisses" or "Words on Skin" (WoS is another twisty sibling story like SK that I'll wrap up in another week or so). Cheers, -PF
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Anonymous09/26/09
ha ha ha, what a gloriously ridiculous fantasy!!!!
Not just a fantasy about sex -- a fantasy about life, marriage, and womankind... So unrealistic it's wonderful.
Thank you!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous10/02/09
Awesome
What a wonderful scenario, and what a fabulous wife! Completely implausible, but heck, you never know!
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Anonymous10/14/09
Nice work
I'm occasionally impressed on this site by people who are actually strong, "literary" writers who can create really decent characters and plot (albeit fantastical) in addition to being able to write an orgasm-inducing story, and this is certainly one of those instances. I can only imagine that you work on more "serious" literature besides these submissions; if you don't, you should consider it!
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Anonymous10/19/09
Great Job
It's rare that an author can give his characters so much personality in such a short "stroke story." It leaves me wanting more and yet, at the same time, quite satisfied with what I've read. Well done.
Oh, and congratulations on using "callipygian" in a sentence. I can't tell you the last time an erotic author came up with a "new" anatomical term that wasn't just his own vulgar invention.
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Anonymous10/27/09
Perfect :)
Truly amazing! I read your profile and was planning on commenting there >.> but as your feedback option isn't operating as usual, I'll settle for this. This story really caught on and I was more or less reading for the enjoyment as opposed to just getting excited, if that makes any sense. I plan on pouring over other pieces by you soon enough :)
- Dylan
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Anonymous11/10/09
Love the dialogue
I don't think I have ever read "funny and erotic" done so well. This is the first of your stories that I have read and I will now get to the rest of your work. anon jerry
First story of yours that I have read, and you know what they say about first impressions! Keep it up! P.S sequel? Pwetty pwease?
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Anonymous01/07/10
amazing
You are a fantastic writer. Simply amazing.
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Anonymous01/18/10
Awesome
My word, what an exciting and captivating story!!! Well written, great dialogue, and short and sweet. This is splendid work! Sexy and fun...eroticomedy lol!
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Anonymous02/08/10
Good Lord!
You've managed to put together people I like right off the bat, blazing hot sex, solid humor, AND a mystery to boot? All in two pages? This story is almost as well-packed as that little girl's keister. Justifiably #1 in this category, I say. I'm on to your other stuff.
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Anonymous02/09/10
outstanding!
excellent story, write a sequel or three.
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Anonymous02/13/10
nice wife
I fell in love with that wife of yours here: "She cooks, cleans, does the laundry and the grocery shopping. She files our taxes and she walks my dog."
And the coed was great.
Really awesome story. Mad props. I gave it a 5.
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Anonymous02/20/10
I wanna be Dylan
I'd love to be an ass toy for a man with a big cock - especially with his wife watching. I long to have my ass fucked deep and hard and often.
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Anonymous02/23/10
yes
cool story, what to say
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Anonymous03/09/10
Last but Certainly not least.
I normally read all stories on the iPhone version of the site, but when I finished this, which is the last story of yours to read, I had to switch back to the regular site and post a comment here. I gotta tell you I may not have read some of the stories in the right order to start with, but when they caught my attention I went back and read Hero's life then all the substories off of that which made me go back and re-read the first story I read 'Bobby's Lesson', which made that make alot more sense. Loved Berry's cameo at the end there btw. Then I read 'Stolen Kisses', which I think I've read long ago, and 'Words on Skin' which are in my favorite category. Then 'Macallan Promises' which I'm not a big fan of "Fantasy" but I do like any story that deals with stopping time to have your own private little world. Either way it was a standalone great story regardless of whether you like that category. Which comes to this final story, first off, congrats on it being #4 in reader voting for Anal, and bases on reading the other comments, you don't need another reader telling you great job on combining humor and heat, with excellent use of dialouge with such wonderful character development in two pages, so I'm not gonna say that. It's like being on stage when you think you're alone, and when you get finished practicing your routine, there is one person at the back of the room that has witnessed the entire impromtu performance and just applauds and says "Bra-Vo" and that is all the recognition you need to know you've done a good job, well bravo my friend.
Well written, and i like stories with a lot of dialog.
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Anonymous05/26/10
Sounds lovely
I dont know if I would do it, or could, but it shows so much insight and humour. It puts a big smile across my face so I am about to hurry my wife to bed - but only to keep her warm!
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Anonymous05/31/10
best story iv read on this site yet.
and his wife? 3 words... i want one!! top notch story, muchos kudos.
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Anonymous06/05/10
Bravo!
I CAME!!!!!! Fucking great story! Hot, short, and sweet! Everyman's fantasy.
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Anonymous06/12/10
Nice story. Would have liked more detailed action :)
Who's asking for "more detailed action"? It's perfect :-)
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Anonymous07/15/10
fuckshitdamnWow!
That was awesome! Humorous, sexy and your turns of phrase,
"She took Dylan by the hips and tugged her away, "Girlie, why don't you bend over the kitchen table there and show him what he's won? I'm going to go TiVo his Friday night TV shows. This is going to take awhile."
and
"C'mon honey, let's get your slacks off so you can put your cock in the nice little girl's ass."
Holy shit, that's amazingly HOT stuff!
Best Anal I've read, top 5 porn ... I'm checking your other work next!
Thanks!
what to say? It was my favorite form of birth control when I was younger and you, being one of my favorite Literotica authors have done it again. Love your scribbles.
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Anonymous11/19/10
SUCH FUN.
Who knew porn could be so light hearted. Laughed out loud. Also very hot at the same time. Marvelous writing.
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Anonymous01/28/11
5 times a day
that is how often I would give his wife thank-you sex if she was mine, I would force myself to screw her 5 times every day until the coed showed up again no matter how bad my balls started hurting.
Yes she is a hot lil butt slut! So glad his loving wife said Dylans front door was off limits. Great story and yes with a wife like that she deserves 4 her husband to worship at her alter of love twice daily minimum. And fuck her 3 ways till stupid daily. Thanks cant wait to see what's next
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Anonymous04/04/11
Humor & Hotness!
That was THE BEST! Humor is a rarity in these types of stories. Being a comedian at heart that was HILARIOUS and quite refreshing! Please keep writing, you are now officially my favorite.
Lucky guy
Hot wife and hot neighbor, we need more chapters~
Loved it!
Loved the plot and the idea was wonderful. This is the first story of your's that I have read but I will definitely be reading more.
Hot...and well written
You have a fine touch with words and a very nasty imagination. Well done.
CUTE
Fun story!
Funny and sexy
Never read an anal story before, but I had to check this one out and it was definitely worth it. Wonderful job building suspense, and yes, I love the wife too now. She's deliciously dirty and domestic at the same time, a wonderful character. Great story.
Awesome story
and writing. Just tapping in a few lines, I gotta go clean up. Praying the wife is asleep and doesn't want it tonight...Mancelt.
Excellent
Great Sex, well written. I've never been so envious of a character in a story before ;)
great job
I thought it was very well written and in great detail. Loved it. Definitely need some sequels of that quality.
I Gave You A Five
You got a five partially because of the humor and a lot for really having a truly loving wife. Thanks.
Mike S.
Wonderful
You have the rare gift of combining humor and heat... I'm looking forward to reading more of your stories.
Maybe it's just me.... but
I thought the writing to be poor and simplistically vulgar. No eros at all. sorry, just stupid and unlikely.
"Poor" hurt a bit...
...but thanks for "simplistically vulgar." That's pretty much what I was shooting for here. This is just a simple and dirty story - a mental vacation from some of the more intense things I've been writing lately. For heartier and craftier fare, I suggest "Stolen Kisses" or "Words on Skin" (WoS is another twisty sibling story like SK that I'll wrap up in another week or so). Cheers, -PF
ha ha ha, what a gloriously ridiculous fantasy!!!!
Not just a fantasy about sex -- a fantasy about life, marriage, and womankind... So unrealistic it's wonderful.
Thank you!!!!!!!!!
Awesome
What a wonderful scenario, and what a fabulous wife! Completely implausible, but heck, you never know!
Nice work
I'm occasionally impressed on this site by people who are actually strong, "literary" writers who can create really decent characters and plot (albeit fantastical) in addition to being able to write an orgasm-inducing story, and this is certainly one of those instances. I can only imagine that you work on more "serious" literature besides these submissions; if you don't, you should consider it!
Great Job
It's rare that an author can give his characters so much personality in such a short "stroke story." It leaves me wanting more and yet, at the same time, quite satisfied with what I've read. Well done.
Oh, and congratulations on using "callipygian" in a sentence. I can't tell you the last time an erotic author came up with a "new" anatomical term that wasn't just his own vulgar invention.
Perfect :)
Truly amazing! I read your profile and was planning on commenting there >.> but as your feedback option isn't operating as usual, I'll settle for this. This story really caught on and I was more or less reading for the enjoyment as opposed to just getting excited, if that makes any sense. I plan on pouring over other pieces by you soon enough :)
- Dylan
Love the dialogue
I don't think I have ever read "funny and erotic" done so well. This is the first of your stories that I have read and I will now get to the rest of your work. anon jerry
pretty dam good
I think the only thing that woulda made it hotter is if at some point he screws her for real. Pehaps it is just me. Part 2?
awesome
Great action. Engaging descriptions. But the dialog really makes the story. Well done.
OMG!
OMGOMGOMGOMG! Fantastic story.
Enjoyable.
First story of yours that I have read, and you know what they say about first impressions! Keep it up! P.S sequel? Pwetty pwease?
amazing
You are a fantastic writer. Simply amazing.
Awesome
My word, what an exciting and captivating story!!! Well written, great dialogue, and short and sweet. This is splendid work! Sexy and fun...eroticomedy lol!
Good Lord!
You've managed to put together people I like right off the bat, blazing hot sex, solid humor, AND a mystery to boot? All in two pages? This story is almost as well-packed as that little girl's keister. Justifiably #1 in this category, I say. I'm on to your other stuff.
outstanding!
excellent story, write a sequel or three.
nice wife
I fell in love with that wife of yours here: "She cooks, cleans, does the laundry and the grocery shopping. She files our taxes and she walks my dog."
And the coed was great.
Really awesome story. Mad props. I gave it a 5.
I wanna be Dylan
I'd love to be an ass toy for a man with a big cock - especially with his wife watching. I long to have my ass fucked deep and hard and often.
yes
cool story, what to say
Last but Certainly not least.
I normally read all stories on the iPhone version of the site, but when I finished this, which is the last story of yours to read, I had to switch back to the regular site and post a comment here. I gotta tell you I may not have read some of the stories in the right order to start with, but when they caught my attention I went back and read Hero's life then all the substories off of that which made me go back and re-read the first story I read 'Bobby's Lesson', which made that make alot more sense. Loved Berry's cameo at the end there btw. Then I read 'Stolen Kisses', which I think I've read long ago, and 'Words on Skin' which are in my favorite category. Then 'Macallan Promises' which I'm not a big fan of "Fantasy" but I do like any story that deals with stopping time to have your own private little world. Either way it was a standalone great story regardless of whether you like that category. Which comes to this final story, first off, congrats on it being #4 in reader voting for Anal, and bases on reading the other comments, you don't need another reader telling you great job on combining humor and heat, with excellent use of dialouge with such wonderful character development in two pages, so I'm not gonna say that. It's like being on stage when you think you're alone, and when you get finished practicing your routine, there is one person at the back of the room that has witnessed the entire impromtu performance and just applauds and says "Bra-Vo" and that is all the recognition you need to know you've done a good job, well bravo my friend.
Scott from Arkansas.
I'm going to be one of those people...
Yup, one of those people who isn't happy enough with the story you gave them and asks for more.
Just a lil' bit more.
Pretty please.
only thing missing
Was taking Dylan's Pussy. Maybe secretely...
Brilliant.
Perfect blend of narrative, humour and anal sex.
Sorry...
This just didn't do it for me. "You're fucking my liver"?! C'mon....
Loved It!
Well written, and i like stories with a lot of dialog.
Sounds lovely
I dont know if I would do it, or could, but it shows so much insight and humour. It puts a big smile across my face so I am about to hurry my wife to bed - but only to keep her warm!
best story iv read on this site yet.
and his wife? 3 words... i want one!! top notch story, muchos kudos.
Bravo!
I CAME!!!!!! Fucking great story! Hot, short, and sweet! Everyman's fantasy.
Nice story. Would have liked more detailed action :)
I really would like to have a wife like that
Fuck! That was hot....
Who's asking for "more detailed action"? It's perfect :-)
fuckshitdamnWow!
That was awesome! Humorous, sexy and your turns of phrase,
"She took Dylan by the hips and tugged her away, "Girlie, why don't you bend over the kitchen table there and show him what he's won? I'm going to go TiVo his Friday night TV shows. This is going to take awhile."
and
"C'mon honey, let's get your slacks off so you can put your cock in the nice little girl's ass."
Holy shit, that's amazingly HOT stuff!
Best Anal I've read, top 5 porn ... I'm checking your other work next!
Thanks!
^__^
Short but beautiful Story! Well done! ^_^
Sequel?
We need a sequel!
that was fanfuckingtastic!
Love ur scribbles
what to say? It was my favorite form of birth control when I was younger and you, being one of my favorite Literotica authors have done it again. Love your scribbles.
SUCH FUN.
Who knew porn could be so light hearted. Laughed out loud. Also very hot at the same time. Marvelous writing.
5 times a day
that is how often I would give his wife thank-you sex if she was mine, I would force myself to screw her 5 times every day until the coed showed up again no matter how bad my balls started hurting.
insane
Mad skills there author
Wicked!
Yes she is a hot lil butt slut! So glad his loving wife said Dylans front door was off limits. Great story and yes with a wife like that she deserves 4 her husband to worship at her alter of love twice daily minimum. And fuck her 3 ways till stupid daily. Thanks cant wait to see what's next
Humor & Hotness!
That was THE BEST! Humor is a rarity in these types of stories. Being a comedian at heart that was HILARIOUS and quite refreshing! Please keep writing, you are now officially my favorite.
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