What to Do With a Drunken Sailor

Will the REAL BOB please stand up?

You are such a messed up writer. One time you can write a story about a wife cheating then a husband getting revenge. Then you can write a story about a wimp cuckold getting fucked over by his wife. And you can write anything in between. Which writer is the real you? I have read your history and you have stated that you have been married 5 or six times is it? Have you ever wondered why? Anyway this is just another slut story from you where the husband gets turned on by thinking about fucking his skank wife. And just like your other slut wife stories she will suck and fuck anyone and anything to get what she wants.

too sick

come on bob you are better than this. You took a good storyline and let it go to hell

Good Story line

I did not like the actions of the wife or husband but thought that they were well done and that there was a nice twist at the end. After all if he does decide to share his wife then he is no longer a cuckold. He certainly was not a cuckold wimp in the initial event, putting the screws to the sailor as soon as he discovered, though obviously he was an involuntary cuckold in the case. My memory says Peter, Paul and Mary for the presentation of the music, but I remember singing this one while drunk at many parties in the fifties and sixties. It was classified as "an aulde English aire".

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re: Will the REAL BOB please stand up?

Well, I'm not sure there IS a real Bob. There have been so many stories told in so may styles -- mostly changing knowledge of grammatical and punctuation basics -- that I sometimes wonder if the moniker is just a catch-all for several people.

As to this story, the guy showed balls -- until the end. I did wonder about how she remembered so clearly what happened through the alcohol haze, but it turned out she was lying. What is her reward: she gets what she wanted. Chad had her number all along. Frankly keeping him out for succumbing to her wiles seems a little problematic. Also, what kind of signal does this send to his buddies? They get to do what they just fucked over another guy for doing.

Back to being Bob

Now this is the Bob that writes about wimps and whores, this is the real bob, the one I would like to meet and take his miserable life, ever so slowly..........bob, I know I've said it before, but eat shit and die.

I don't get these stories

sometimes bob comes up with a good one sometimes he doesn't. The husband and his friends should have beaten the sailor and gang banged Linda with video. Then he should have kicked out his whoring wife for lying to him. If he wants he can see her as a fuck buddy and whore but why stay married to such a slut? Just my thoughts

Hey JPB

Your fans still love you. They just can't stay away from you, always come back for more. Isn't it fun, knowing they're angry and frustrated. One wants to re-write your story, one wishes you would expire while eating dung, one thinks you're more than one person and one complains of to great a variance in your cheating stories. I just enjoy reading your feedback. Very entertaining. Hang in there and keep churning out the trashy stories. ML

Well Bob you showed your true color on this one.

After writing a few good stories I thought you showed some redeeming qualities, but, I was wrong. I quess a leapord never change it's spots. You're still the same mindless twit.

Only fools and males with no balls would allow ...

this shit to ever happen without some serious consequences. As we have stated before - 98.9% of what JPB spews is "dog shit, wimp husband and slut wife garbage" but the 1.1% that is non-wimp is pretty darn good stuff.

just plane self cuck & watcher

A Waste of a subhuman submissive wimpish mind who could be elsewhere but wants the negative comments to feed his need for male humiliation.

bobie just yearns for scorn - well as a wimp into pimping momie to watch his mum get fucked by his bastard son - now that excites him enough to jack off.

The grosser the better eh bobie - anything to piss off the readers - well except for the really sick one's like yourself.

So what's next bobie - with a jaded shot numb libido it just takes more and more absurdity to get it up eh. Then when you run out of the below human convention fetishes whatcha gonna do?

A Sea Shanty

'What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor' is a sea shanty, which was sung by the 'Olde Mariners' as they worked on the deck. It would also have been used to accompany a 'Hornpipe' (a dance) during periods of relaxation - when they were to be found.

Ugh!

Liked your new writing style, but a wimp story only gets you twenty five.

Groan...

You can write way better than this.

Hey, Dumbasses

You all missed the point! Old Just made it clear that the hubby got clipped and left her fertile, so what happens after she is gangbanged for a night and a day by two guys? Kate gets pregnant, so stay tuned for the next "intriguing?" issue of Rob and Kate and how she missed pregancy with Chad and Frank (maybe), but then gets Blacked at the gangbang prepared by hubby and turns up with an African American baby for "lucky" Rob to raise and explain to family and friends (if any are left by then). Of course JPB never pays any attention to the realities of life and writes for his own gross entertainment.

Macho bull

Who are you rednecks that get upset about a story where a wife cheats on a porn site. The sex is hot the rest is unimportant.. Do you feel guilty about your arousel ?

Why threaten Chad for fulfilling his fantasy?

Sorry, the ending spoiled it for me. I don't see why the threat against Chad (and Frank) if they simply fulfilled his fantasy of having Kate get gang banged? Our macho hero who hunts, plays golf, plays cards, and won't take shit is now planning to let his wife experience six men at poker night? And of course, none of the men are married, or maybe they have their wives' permission to get some strange? This story really makes little sense.

Bareback and he lets...

Sorry, but fucking two stupids bareback and he lets her scotty´s free?No way...(even with a gangbang fantasy)

The premise of all of this is bad, to bad.

First Linda says they did nothing wrong. Fucking a drunk woman who is unable to knowlingly consent is rape, the whole crowd could be brought up on rape charges. So yes something wrong was done. His wife intentionally fucked both guys, she is a total slut and unfaithful wife. Next she intentionally had sex with her husband after the episode without going thru medical testing for HIV and the otehr diseases she could have acquired, any thought of her loving her husband dies at this point. Yeah I know it would have required her to immediately have told her husband since the testing would have taken about a year to be adequate. A year is a long time to go without sex with yoru wife because she is a slut but it is a safe thing to do. Lastly he turns his wife into the group cum dump, good revenge for him but again were I the husband I would never fuck her again. This story is to messed up on two many levers, if the wife knows her sensitivtty to alcohol why did she drink that much, totally irresponsible. Sounds like she belongs in AA. Put bluntly I am glad as hell that isnt my wife, nor the wife of a friend of mine that invited me over to play cards them offered his wife as a cum depository. He may want to put her on birth control if he keeps this up and her professional business life is about over.

Anony in AUS and Sweden seem to cucks in denial

. The story stinks but to many others have already told you that.

Typical

J.P.B. well written piece of shit.

there is a way to get back at all of them

cant understand why he didnt fuck linda and let his friends fuck her also...seems like a nice payment to make the sister of the man that fucked your wife your personal slave and if the other guy has a sister i think she should also become a part of his harem....it would take a lot of fucking to pay back having my wife have sex with other men....either taht or say a feew thousand dollars to help me forget....well shit he can sell the sisters and make money off them...if they dont like it shit they obviously dont want there brothers around any more....as for his wife id glue her cunt shut and see wha tshe did till it loosened up enough to even piss through....id make it so she had to piss through her ass at least for a while

You've done better

Not your best work by a long shot JPB.

agreed

A commenter said "well written piece of shit." True. Another in the long line of fuck anybody, anytime, screw the consequences...pretty much the epitome of what isn't involved in a marriage which would have a loving wife in it...which this does not.

TOO MUCH COMPLAINING

wow what a bunch of cry babies here. i personally loved the story and i will never understand why people with negative opinions feel they have to chime in. If you are asked it is one thing but to bash unsolicited is something different. I liked the story because the man shows he wants his wife's pleasure to come first but has no intention of being a cuckold. i am as i type this looking for the sequel. May even make one up for myself if i cant find it. thanks bob and ignore the asses and keep typing i read for enjoyment not to critique. If i don't like a story look for another (duh). sorry i had to vent a little.

Manipulative, lying slut

Let's look at what happened. She went to a party, got drunk and crazy and when a couple guys showed up she was all over them, all night. The next day, when sober, she's all over them all day.

Now what has Chad done? Walked into a situation that almost no man could resist and accepted enthusiastically offered sex.

Now Chad apparently gets a little greedy for his new slut and she decides to tell her husband a partial truth that makes her sound like a victim of rape. This primes her husband to take action. What would have been the outcome if hubby seriously hurt Chad? Jail? And why? Because wifey lied about the whole thing right from the beginning. Manipulated much??

And instead of being upset about being used like this hubby decides to enjoy living with a lying slut. It's only a matter of time before she fucks him over because the only one she cares about is herself. He is living with a poisonous snake. Hope he watches his back.

SNACKMAN HAS A RIGHT TO HIS OPINION,,, BUT THEN SO DO THE REST OF US, AND THIS STORY WAS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

Fairly Good

Until the end. You just had to turn her into a slut and him into a wimp. He will get what he deserves when she starts gang banging without inviting him.

In the end, there was nobody to like in this story.

I should know better

than to read one of your stories with a rating less than 4. A complete waste of time. Why do you keep writing trash like this. You are better than that.

UGH

Well written but sick and depraved.

THE SLIPPERY SLOPE IS OPEN

and the box of contents has been spilt TK U MLJ LV NV

Yuck

Pathetic plot & story, what's gone wrong with you. I used to think you were a talented writer, but shit, this kind of crap can be published by any dickhead with a computer; thought you were better than this. 2 **

you apply pressure..

when asking for clarifaction of your wife and you will be surprised at the comments she will bring forward... She is not as pure as the driven snow...

Fucking hell

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND CUCK OR CUM EATING MEN ,
DONT YOU HAVE ANY BALLS YOU PUSSY. BE A MAN AND WRITE ABOUT MEN WHO HAVE A LITTLE MORE BACKBONE AND SELF WORTH.
WELL YOUR BIO SAYS IT ALL YOUR FETISH IS HEELS, NYLONS, AND GARTER BELTS, YOUR A FUCKING WASTE

Stupid Cuck

Not only should he allow a gang bang, even with him there, but she should not be allowed to drink ANY alcohol without him there.

husband who should have divorced his wife so the guy is a pervert. She will keep getting drunk and screwing around.