I mean really El Positivo. I write some of the best interracial erotica this side of the Civil War and from the comments I get I'm lucky that I'm not having nightmares about pointy white sheets chasing me through the streets with the prerequisite burning crosses and flaming torches. You know the scene. Yet here you are writing about black men and white women AND ABOVE ALL ELSE A MIDGET! I mean a little person. And what happens? You get two comments. One from someone who has been waiting a number of years to find an erotic story involving midgets, I mean little people, so that they can now die and then the only troll like, evangelical like, racist like comment that could be conjured up by the herd o' hecklers. "I hope you didn't miss out on anything important to write this." And then a zero.
WHAT!?!
Is that all those slack jawed donkeys could put together? What sort of thing was he hoping you didn't miss out on? A pedicure? Mowing the lawn? That comments sounded about as foreboding as a Harvy Fierstien show tune from Torch Song Trilogy. Where are the personal insults? The references to your wife being a drug adled whore? And most enjoyable, the threats. Where have all threats gone? To paraphrase a rather nice folk tune. Did these moronic bastards go soft? I mean I always knew they were stupid but soft? Never!
Alright I've got it. The moronic trolls on this site are really midgets, I mean little people, and giving them some limelight has made you a favored son. Do they look up to you as a sort of icon El Positivo? I mean I assume they have to look up to you anyway but is it with some sort of starlust in their eyes? Can you do no wrong in their eyes? Are Norcal Phil, Kolkore, No Shit Sherlock and all the rest just shy of 4'-6"? I feel like Jack Nicholson playing the joker, "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" Instead "How does he avoid all those shitty comments?"
Okay, Okay so money was involved. How much El Positivo? How much does it cost to have a raving idiot voluntarily remain in his cage like a trained hamster? What keeps these morons from taking a big poop on your floor?
That's it Myself, Karen Kay, Stormbringer, Just Plain Bob and all the rest have our eyes on you El Positivo. We're watching bank accounts, transmissions, communications, everything. Rest assured, we'll know about the first donation to the KKK or a purchase of their favorite publication Idiots Monthly. Any of these types of alliances with the likes of these mutants, otherwise known as "those that can't write so we comment", and we will know that you are one of them. The penalty? Why only the worst we could think of, confiscation of your George Plimpton autographed writers' smoking jacket, bubble blowing pipe and ultimately the Literotica "I know how to write and you don't, bitch" decoder ring.
Considering Bazzz's complaints about the trolls I would have thought he and his compatriots would have been among your most ardent supporters, it just goes to show you really have to watch your own back in this world. It's hard to believe that someone's reminiscence over a friendly conversation among friends on a Sunday afternoon could have wrought such bile from a fellow writer. That's so amazing, but I have to admit his vilification is his best writing, maybe he has found his place alongside the rest of the trolls.
On first reading Bazzz's comment I thought the ending constituted a threat. Upon reading his post a second time I realized he was simply amazed and somewhat envious that PositiveThinker had been able to sneak an "Interracial Love" story in under the radar of the trolls, and was in no way derogatory. I think where Bazzz got it wrong is the power base for black, large dicked midgets is so low that they could not garner any votes toward censorship and were therefore unworthy of any recognition or support from the trolls. Bazzz, I really don't think that you have much to worry about PositiveThinker sneaking this one story on site without eliciting the full force and furry of the trolls because of the reason stated, but then again one can never be too cautious. Still Bazzz, I stand by my comment that your post was some of your best writing, something for you to be proud of.
English
I Hope
You didn't miss out on anything important to write this.
another good one
i loved it and some midgets do have big cocks, that would be a big turn on a black midget with a big cock
yum yum
It Just Ain't Right El Positivo
I mean really El Positivo. I write some of the best interracial erotica this side of the Civil War and from the comments I get I'm lucky that I'm not having nightmares about pointy white sheets chasing me through the streets with the prerequisite burning crosses and flaming torches. You know the scene. Yet here you are writing about black men and white women AND ABOVE ALL ELSE A MIDGET! I mean a little person. And what happens? You get two comments. One from someone who has been waiting a number of years to find an erotic story involving midgets, I mean little people, so that they can now die and then the only troll like, evangelical like, racist like comment that could be conjured up by the herd o' hecklers. "I hope you didn't miss out on anything important to write this." And then a zero.
WHAT!?!
Is that all those slack jawed donkeys could put together? What sort of thing was he hoping you didn't miss out on? A pedicure? Mowing the lawn? That comments sounded about as foreboding as a Harvy Fierstien show tune from Torch Song Trilogy. Where are the personal insults? The references to your wife being a drug adled whore? And most enjoyable, the threats. Where have all threats gone? To paraphrase a rather nice folk tune. Did these moronic bastards go soft? I mean I always knew they were stupid but soft? Never!
Alright I've got it. The moronic trolls on this site are really midgets, I mean little people, and giving them some limelight has made you a favored son. Do they look up to you as a sort of icon El Positivo? I mean I assume they have to look up to you anyway but is it with some sort of starlust in their eyes? Can you do no wrong in their eyes? Are Norcal Phil, Kolkore, No Shit Sherlock and all the rest just shy of 4'-6"? I feel like Jack Nicholson playing the joker, "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" Instead "How does he avoid all those shitty comments?"
Okay, Okay so money was involved. How much El Positivo? How much does it cost to have a raving idiot voluntarily remain in his cage like a trained hamster? What keeps these morons from taking a big poop on your floor?
That's it Myself, Karen Kay, Stormbringer, Just Plain Bob and all the rest have our eyes on you El Positivo. We're watching bank accounts, transmissions, communications, everything. Rest assured, we'll know about the first donation to the KKK or a purchase of their favorite publication Idiots Monthly. Any of these types of alliances with the likes of these mutants, otherwise known as "those that can't write so we comment", and we will know that you are one of them. The penalty? Why only the worst we could think of, confiscation of your George Plimpton autographed writers' smoking jacket, bubble blowing pipe and ultimately the Literotica "I know how to write and you don't, bitch" decoder ring.
Keep it up El Positivo, we're watching.
You may need bodyguards.
Considering Bazzz's complaints about the trolls I would have thought he and his compatriots would have been among your most ardent supporters, it just goes to show you really have to watch your own back in this world. It's hard to believe that someone's reminiscence over a friendly conversation among friends on a Sunday afternoon could have wrought such bile from a fellow writer. That's so amazing, but I have to admit his vilification is his best writing, maybe he has found his place alongside the rest of the trolls.
I think I may owe Bazzz an apology.
On first reading Bazzz's comment I thought the ending constituted a threat. Upon reading his post a second time I realized he was simply amazed and somewhat envious that PositiveThinker had been able to sneak an "Interracial Love" story in under the radar of the trolls, and was in no way derogatory. I think where Bazzz got it wrong is the power base for black, large dicked midgets is so low that they could not garner any votes toward censorship and were therefore unworthy of any recognition or support from the trolls. Bazzz, I really don't think that you have much to worry about PositiveThinker sneaking this one story on site without eliciting the full force and furry of the trolls because of the reason stated, but then again one can never be too cautious. Still Bazzz, I stand by my comment that your post was some of your best writing, something for you to be proud of.
Cute story
Made me smile
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