by Middleagepoet
This one, true or not, should have been in the humor and satire category. It was one of the funnier things I've read in L.E. for a long time!
Thanks for the critique, I was considering buying this but know better now. Great writing. Funny. It is pretty bad at the counter buying KY
I've also seen the commercials and was wondering if it would work. Great and humerous... gave me a laugh.
Wish I could have read this before we went through the whole process. my wifes comments were that all it did was warm her ...more just created painful heat.....save your money and buy her a couple of martinis....that is a tried and true meţhod
My wife says don't waste your money - a dozen roses would do more good :)
in de morgen...Mancelt and K-Y Swiss Incorporated.
I just knew it was too good to be true. You had me laughing out loud.
Ah, what a man will go through to please the one he loves in order to be certain she will love him back.
ten years or so, I worked in the return department. Before that I worked in a pharmacy where we sold condoms. But the customer had to ask for them as they were behind the counter. Some of what you wrote had me laughing my ass off at what some of the kids would say when they asked for condoms. Great story. I'll keep my thirty bucks. Thanks.
Thanks for the laugh, cracked me up big time. Oh yeah, thanks for saving me thirty bucks!
I can't speak for the younger guys, but you sure are on the right track for us older ones. Funny, funny, funny. Also very good.
Loved the story! Takes me back a few weeks when I saw KY Yours + Mine on the shelf of my local drug superstore. As soon as I saw the packaging (both his and hers come in vials that look suspiciously like dildos) I knew the marketing folks had been working as hard as the chemists.
Love the vision of the husband piling unwanted things on the checkout station just to provide cover to the naughty bits. Been there!
Our experience with Intense was even less successful than yours. For my wife, it created an "intense" burning sensation and left her sore for several days. Luckily, I had saved the receipt and emailed the folks at K-Y, I think they are a subsidiary of Johnson & Johnson. I sent K-Y the receipt and they refunded my money. I don't know if they are still doing this as the product was very new when we tried it, but I couldn't have been more impressed with the way they handled it.
couldn't resist laughing at this story. Did see some of these type of products on the shelves, always wondered if they were any good. Yeah, the boxes were kind of flowery.Glad I resisted the temptation to buy them. lol Thanks for the laugh. ML
Well told and funny. If you want a little warming of the genitals (his & hers), try a bit of toothpaste. Make sure you only use a tiny bit, and mix it with saliva. If you use too much, it will burn.
Great story! I have tried the stuff myself. Drank the whole bottle and it didn't do squat! I guess I shoulda read the directions.
Gosh, let's see: apply some to a woman's clitoris, rub around a bit, and her pleasure may increase. Do it repeatedly and there may be even more pleasure.
Well, duh. Sounds like most people can skip the KY and focus on just applying a finger or tongue!!
my wife is in the twenty-five percent that it had no effect on. Should have invested in liquor instead. Thanks for the info, however.