Cupidity

Thank-You

Well crafted and dove-tailing neatly with my own opinions.

Godcum ftw

She's about to rape him while they wait, yes?

Gorgeous yet there's one minor flaw...

After I'm done building my temple in her honor, I won't have a name to chisel across the front. We never got one. For that matter, how's a guy supposed to start a cult in a goddess's honor without a name? It makes the prayers super awkward: "Praise be to *cough cough*, the super funny chick." Silliness aside, this is really f'ing funny. Well done, Ruby. You earned my '5' with ease. -PF

Thanks for the humor, plus a cute story.

I liked your writing as well as your sense of humor. I thought both were excellent and thank you for a good read.

A fresh version

I also thought the humor was good. It was whimsical in terms of the mythology which made it original.

Your story about Cupid is humorous--an updated view of mythology. Too bad you missed Hillary; she needs a whole quiver of arrows. Perhaps you should try again.

very funny

eros hoofing it on borrowed heels, and the pencil dick imagery, amongst others...hilarious

only trouble is, did the world's love troubles have to be caused by a misguided (in lust) FEMALE dryad? so that once again, folks can pin the blame on the fairer sex? - not fair!

anyhoo, lovely to read something intelligently written on this site

Found you through my comments...

Nice story. Gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing it. :)

Star quality.

You got me eager for more of your very individual work.
I agree wholeheartedly with your disgust with the big 'V' marketing and I admit, with pride, to being browned right off with the perpetual 'ceremonials' industry.
Any chance of another like this?