Hot Summer Dream

Love this limerick kick!

and the suggestions of nonsense.... loved the dream...

but was it Lexi dreaming of Leary depositing his ancient seed on her sweet succulent cunny or was it Leary dreaming of Lexi's itty bitties and depositing and dribbling his ink with willy nilly abandon on a Lexi canvas for our amusement?....

mm... the thoughts of writing on Alexxis's canvas does entice... might even scare away the MICE !!

I love this one.. and love your entry- youz the best!!

"There was an Old Derry down Derry, who loved to see little folks merry;
So he made them a book, and with laughter they shook at the fun of that Derry down Derry." Edward Lear

Such a sweet, small, treat...

Very well done, young lady. I laughed out loud several times, and I'm still smiling. The writing, imagery and imaginative idea were all top notch, and the poetry cleverly amusing. I'm impressed.

A thank you limerick for the author

There once was a girl named Alexis /
Whose chest was as flat as all Texas /
A cowboy would know /
With his whole herd in tow /
That to call her plains "hills" would be reckless

And just one more

Roses can be red, and violets blue /
Alexis is flat, but a wonderful screw /
Rose petals and rocks /
Go like flowers with cocks /
But Alexis, I'd put my stiff, long stem into

Very well done, my dear,--

My only objection is to your reference to "old dude". Now, it's not true that I went to school with him, but we did used to play cards together down at the Elks Club, so I don't think of him, or me, as an old dude. That said, tack another "very" onto the comment up above.

A limerick for my cute Alexxxis

There was a young lady of Lincoln
Who said that her cunt was a pink'un,
So she had a prick lent her
Which turned it magenta,
This artful old lady of Lincoln.

I've got a dozen of 'em

There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose balls were of different sizes.
One was so small,
It was nothing at all;
The other took numerous prizes.

Superb Job

I love the way you have woven limericks with the story without distracting from the story...Here is my attempt :)

There is a girl named alexxxis
Gorgeous as my eye sees
She claims she is flat
I'm interested in her twat
Sucking, tasting, playing at every opportunity our bodies sieze

Fantastic!

Loved every word of that short but well written tale! Well done and good luck!

Fives

Yep, it's good enough for a five. Normally i like the sex a little more raw, but the literary twist was nice. Maybe we should create a new genera: Literary Porn.

Liked

I like your stories quite a bit
Filled with sex, twists and wit
I am just a guy
Who is nowhere nearby
But if I had a clit, I'd rub it.

Loved your story and your versatility

It was asked for a limerick to be written
By Alexxxis with whom I'm now smiten
Loving to caress your sensitive boob
And stoking your large clit with my tube
I heard "love you" as my tube is eaten.

I'd certainly like to lay beside you on that soft bed with the fan blowing on us and think of nothing but touching you all over and tasting your womanly juices. See what your erotic tales have conjured up in my mind? I can't wait to savor another one of your stories. Thanks!

If a Balddude may be so Crass,
He wonders 'bout the size of Lexi's ass
Though Balddude lies a lot
In this he is Not
He Agrees with Sir Mix-A-Lot

So about tiny Titties don't fear
as long as you have a nice rear
He could still have Fun
By Watching her run
In this He is most Sincere

What fun! A nice limerick so long after the story was published.

It gives me great pleasure to see,
The erotic limericks written to me.
Men hard as rocks
Beating their cocks,
Over what they think could be.

Is it the fine curves of my ass,
Or the tiny nubs on this lass?
It could be my wit,
More likely my clit,
Where I go to the head of the class.

Thank you everyone! Love, Alexxxis