by Darkniciad
This was hillarious!! I have tears in my eyes from trying to keep from laughing out loud. My favorite line is 'Who ran this campground - the Donner party?' Too too funny!
Hilarious. Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious.
So good, I whipped out my 14 inch schlong, and just creamed the screen. Luckily I've got dual displays. I think I shot so hard I broke the glass. I think I'll leave it that way until my ex-lesbian-cheerleader-housekeeper sees it. You know how much she loves the taste! I may have to read it again. I'm still hard and I do have two screens!!
If you read this fast enough... In your head it sounds like Robin Williams stand up routine back when he was both funny and coked up... Go back and read it again and call me a liar... Seriously funny shit...! Too bad we have to dig him up... Lucky i have my copy of the necronomicon handy...
>>>*blows whistle* That's it! All three of you — out of the gene pool!
I have asthma and laughing hurts.... you bastard. You turned this pool of unformed excrement into a formed soft serve steaming turd.