All Comments on 'Badger Again and Yet Again!'

I'm guessing (hoping actually) that you're trying for some kind of parody of an archaic writing style, perhaps mocking some specific genre of early-to-mid-20th-Century English "Boy's stories," but it's coming across as awfully clumsy.

I don't think it's really working out, resulting in something doesn't really work as humour (barely raises a smirk) erotica (no stirrings in the loins are evoked) or pastiche.

For Christ's sake, contractions are not evil. Please, use one now and then.

Old man Badger sure appeals to me. Love old men of his type.