by Samuelx
So that you have something worthwhile to do and not have so much time on your hands that you waste yourself on this empty trite stuff.
Please stop blaming Canadians for this jerk! Read the second paragraph. HE'S NOT A CANADIAN!!!
Up until today my life had been blighted by the fact I didn't know which province the city of Ottowa was in, now I know it's in fucking ONTARIO. Thanks for the help, shame however that my cock is now as limp as your imagination & writing ability.
I'm not even sure trapping my bellend in the door jam & slamming it for an hour will get my hampton to work again.