All Comments on 'Once You Go'

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Mandy01Mandy01over 13 years ago
Rofl

Nice one DD, but since I'm not of that persuasion. What's the second half to the ditty.

Once you go white....????You're outa sight???

Ohhh well...a good quicky, I liked the humour, but I have to admit that I have the same idea of most men, regardless of race, colour or creed....lol

Amanda

HarddaysknightHarddaysknightover 13 years ago
Double D has used the stereotypes

for some damn dry humor. We all know all a woman wants is a big cock. What more is there that matters?

Average_WriterAverage_Writerover 13 years ago
Once again DD.

Fun story. Interesting story that turns the sterotype on it's head. I wonder how many white married women will get upset about this story? After all if you believe a lot of the white married women on this site they are slaves to BBC. And someohow still love their husbands, I don't understand that part of it.

Anyway thanks for the story and keep them coming.

bruce22bruce22over 13 years ago
Nice Shot

Well worked humourous story...

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago
Hilarious!

Thanks for doing a 180 on what is the most common interracial storyline. I have looked at the AFF website many times and it is just as common for a black woman to request a white man as it is for white women to request a black man. Apparently a 9" dick isn't the be all end all so many men....including a lot of idiot white men... think it is.

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago
great

i have been with several black women all tell me they enjoy being white man better in bed james_38671

PistolpackinpetePistolpackinpeteover 13 years ago
"Once you go white-you'll see the light!"...

thank-you for another clever twist of plot, you are excellent at this.

Scorpio44Scorpio44over 13 years ago
Cute ending!

You made me smile. Thank you.

BbwCupCakeBbwCupCakeover 13 years ago
So funny

What a great joke, I'll tell it to my friends, thanks for the laugh

tcitalianguytcitalianguyover 13 years ago
hehe

once you go white it feels just right! hahahahahahahahahaha I have heard that from a few of my ex's who were just the right kind of chocolate with a little bit of caramel mixed in.

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago
I was not going to read this then

I saw who the writer was. I was prepared to be angry. Then I just smiled and smiled and yellled thank you!!!!!!! goood fuuuny and about time THANK YOU!!!!!

RHinSCRHinSCover 13 years ago
Funny

This was different. Once you go white,everything is alright.

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago
It's greets because it's true!

I guess 9" can't get the job of loving, feeding, and building a family done.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 13 years ago
clever

You take a cliche and a lazy reprobate, regardless of race, and a penis is just a penis, one part of a greater being.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 13 years ago
Enjoyed this one - great turn-around the fallacy of the black dick!

Keep them coming.

kingspridekingspridealmost 13 years ago
OOPS!!!

.......sarcastic thanks...she's a real person.......righteous member of the human race.....color blind,cock blind.........but"Yes!!!" human savvy....Oh!,did I say I am black......

...unlike most I'd rather say "she left me for a bigger cock than a better man"

Black_Dragon_PrincessBlack_Dragon_Princessalmost 11 years ago
It goes like this:

Once you go white, nothing else feels right. ;)

IronDragonIronDragonover 10 years ago

I had to read this one again. Great little flash tale! LOL

5 Stars

Soft1017Soft1017over 10 years ago
Awesome story!!!

:D

TavadelphinTavadelphinover 10 years ago
Nice turn around on a bad stereotype

Life is never so simple as in the mind of a moron ROFLMAO

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
for those

ebola aids monkey fucking inclined folks

-1star

AnonymousAnonymousabout 9 years ago
Funny!!!

ha ha ha! that was good!

betrayedbylovebetrayedbyloveabout 9 years ago
Hey

You know this is hilarious. Move to the Humor category. I know about humor. Not much else it seems.

lol

AnonymousAnonymousabout 7 years ago
yea!!

Loved it!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
as a guy with a bbc

im offended you portray us as criminals and deadbeats that dont have jobs and dont care about our children. most interracial stories are made up by white dudes anyway. and the big dick trope was also created by the white man. Not our fault the brothers were born with bigger than average phalluses. not all of us, but then again it was the white men in lab coats that came up with measuring dongs for science. Racist much?

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
annon 04/14/17

You can take your bbc and shove it up your ass. My daughter has been shacked up with a black man . and he is by far the laziest fuck I've ever known, he's 35 and never had a job, I mean not even a paper route, They have two children 3 and 2 . My daughter has to put the kids in day care, because he's to tired to look after them, so he lays in bed all day, if he's not out golfing. He has every allergy there is , and he's willing to get any others that my be out there. And know he doesn't have a bbc, because I asked my daughter. Even his genes are lazy, the babies aren't black, they look like they're lightly tanned. And if you want to believe the myth about blacks having bigger cocks, all I can say is pill your zipper down pull it out and look.

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
Re Anonymous 04/14/17

The BBC lovin' guy said "the big dick trope was also created by the white man. Not our fault the brothers were born with bigger than average phalluses."

Get you story straight wise ass. Either its a fictional trope made up by white guys (science BTW agrees that it's a fiction), or all of the brutha's (God damn, is every one of you related then?) share the same cock.

You should consider If you are so offended by the clichè styerotypes of pulp fiction and porn stories, that people who do care actively try to combat rascist clichès, while others just sit around and bitch and use them as an excuse to defend their ignorant attitudes.

As for rascism, you'd know. You are bitching at a writer from INDIA, you asshole.

If you were concernced at all, instead of carrying on like a self entittled ass you'd behave in a way to set an example instead of attacking people you don't know and have no right to judge.

5* for writing a story with a genuine character and not a brainless BBC slut.

silentsoundsilentsoundabout 6 years ago
Humor

Stupid fun and short.

Poking fun at the cliché often used.

cub4acougarcub4acougaralmost 6 years ago
lmfao

can`t stop laughing

great job

26thNC26thNCover 5 years ago
Really different

Didn't see that xoming, a fun story.

jtwheelsjtwheelsover 4 years ago
Funny but lot of truth

Reverse of most of stories and more truth is in it

Old statistics but lowest divorce rate white men and black women

Highest white women and black men

Respect responsibility and

Black male friends professional and good moral values etc

Married to white women usual scenarios second or third marriage

Why? I am looking in from outside but see no character flaws merit divorce

Seem basically same Rocky path in marriage as rest of us

AnonymousAnonymousabout 4 years ago
whites and blacks

have the same dick sizes, on average. yes, there are world-wide studies on this.

but if strong willed black men want greedy and shitty media and propaganda machines telling him he's nothing but a mindless fuck boy, with nothing else to offer besides a shitty attitude....that's what he'll become. turn off the TV, and be all the man you can be. a lot of other races and groups PROFIT off stoking racist shit like big dick nonsense. it also keeps men fighting other men, and not seeing the puppet strings on you. women have NO issue taking advantage over men. she wants you insecure. easier to control. be a KING, not a fuck boy. I mean, if you have to be a player, that's fine....but do not be that idiot trying to start a race war because a female told you to.

etchiboyetchiboyabout 2 years ago
“Once you go white...”

“Well, okay Jerome. But this is a last goodbye fuck. The absolute last time.” Aasera said, her vagina juicing up just like her mouth was beginning to salivate.

Minutes later: “OH GOD!!! I’m... CCCccuuuuuumming!!!! OH NO!! AGAIN....!!!”

Three hours later: “Okay Jerome. One more chance.”

6King6Kingabout 2 years ago

Doh ! ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 1/2

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

LMAO

AnonymousAnonymous12 months ago

Reverse porn racism; hilarious.

mariverzmariverz11 months ago

me sacaste una sonrisa

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