It looks like I am the second one to comment.(Obviously, you are the first and I don't know about the others.)
This was was my first "How To" story. And, I liked it. It was a nice one with a few laughs here and there.
Keep it up.
Even though you said I shouldn't read it, I did. I never listen to men. My mother told me they are all assholes. Mother was always right, God rest her soul.
But, then again, this was very well written and probably worth reading by all the asshole men on Literotica. You had some very clever ideas listed.
SOMETHING BECAME APPARENT,AS EYE WAS READING YOUR (HILARIOUS) STORY.. DID YOU KNOW THAT ROBBIN HOODLUM & HIS BAND OF MERRY MEN WERE EVICTED FROM THEIR MAN CAVE IN SHERWOOD FOREST..YEA SEEMS SOME-ONE JUST OUT FOR A WALK CAME ALONG, NOTICED ALL OF THE OLD GROWTH TIMBER (still standing).. THEY ALSO NOTICED A FEW SPOTTED OWLS..AS RUMMER SPREAD THEIR GOVERNMENT BECAME INVOLVED & BANNED ALL CUTTING OF TIMBER .. THIS EFFECTIVELY SAVED THE OLD GROWTH TIMBER ,BUT IT CREATED WIDE SPREAD UNEMPLOYMENT..WALLY WORLD CAME TO THE RESCUE & PROMISED NEW JOBS(which they delivered) UNFORTUNATELY WALLY WORD FORCED ALL SMALL SHOPS OUT,& MORE LOST JOBS... AS THE PROVITY INCREASED, THERE WAS NO LONGER ANY WEALTH FOR ROBBIN HOODLUM NOR HIS (still) MERRY MEN..(thanks to the wild merry jane growing in the forest..) SO HE & HIS MEN HAD TO STOOP TO ROLLING DRUNKS AT LOCAL INNS & SHOP-LIFTING AT WALLY WORLD... THEN ONE DAY A TERRIBLE FOREST FIRE ERUPTED & AFTER BURNING OUT OF CONTROL FOR SEVERAL DAYS THE FOREST WAS DESTROYED INCLUDING THE OLD GROWTH..EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THAT THE SPOTTED OWLS JUST MOVED TO ANOTHER LOCATION , SETTING UP HOUSE KEEPING IN NEW GROWTH .. I LOVED YOUR STORY . SUSAN JUST WISH I COULD GRANT HIGHER SCORES THAN A 5.. THANKS 4 SHARING..Joe
love the writing. so you now think like a woman. so you think you know what we think to well tell me what i think when i think about you.
i really love to know but one things for sure you made me laugh.
I don't have the balls to tell my wife that I'd like to put a plastic bag over her mother's head, but I'm printing out this story for her to read.
I always wanted a man cave and now I'm going to build one in my cellar.
Thank you for this story. You are a wonderfully talented and good looking writing.
Thanks for all who have read, vote, and/or commented on my story.
I had fun writing it. Only, one reader mentioned cigars. I wish I had including cigars as a perfect man cave item, too.
No, really. You try sitting after you've LAUGHED YOUR ASS OFF!!! Great article. I can tell because of the comments left by female readers, pissed because you've dared to mention the unmentionable. Good for you!
first you write "women are not allowed to read this story"... then you write "Oh, c'mon, ladies. Don't believe me?..."Yeah! Duh? It turns out that I know your man better than you do."
really? are you asking those same ladies who you told not to write this story?
this is the reason I have a man cave!!
Now, to find that 100" TV
Why is the voting turned off on all your red H stories? It's as though you turned off the voting just in time to freeze those little red Hs. But isn't that against the rules of Literotica? You can only have the red H if you LEAVE THE VOTING TURNED ON.
Strangely enough, Bostonfictionwriter has done the same thing with all of his red H stories.
Actually, it is not against the rules of Literotica to turn off the voting. What it does though is excludes me from winning the contest.
Why do I turn off the voting? Because of whackos like you who take pleasure in erasing the red H's of authors that have spent time and considerable effort to write free stories for the pleasure of readers. Many authors have turned off the voting on their red H stories, PrincessErin for one.
Now, let me ask you a question? Why are you such an asshole on Thanksgiving Day. What did your mother do to raise such a miserable fuck as yourself to piss on everyone's story.
Your IP address has been reported.
Have a happy holiday.
I don't understand how anyone could have objections to this story or any of her works. She is a dedicated and exacting writer with unusual range. I haven't seen a story yet that didn't deserve a 4 or 5 and most are 5's.
IF I KNEW HOW TO COPY/print out/ THIS EXCELLENT STORY I WOULD SHARE IT WITH SOME OF MY FRIENDS..YES ITS THAT GOOD..IF YOU READ MY COMMENT TO YOU ,REGARDING "BOB"& SANTA,S B. J. YOU WOULD KNOW WHY BASHER BOB, AKA.ANON. DISLIKES "ANDTHEEND,""BOSTON FICTION WRITER"AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT BREATHS IN & OUT..I HOPE YOU & YOURS HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING... JOE
i get the rest however pr0n on the dead tree things is so pre usenet its scary.
and add three nubile nymphs whose only desire is to attend to my needs.
first off i need to say i havent been able to answer your emails or get them as hotmail has my acct messed up and i changed email address to firstname.lastname@example.org, so i read on how men can hav e a happy christmas and wow girl your right on, thanks and i had a good christmas this year and enjoyed my alone time and got away al ot from inlaws and outlaws
so kisses to you great story. and i hav ecar pictures to send you when i get your emaill addy
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