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by tellstory2jake12/17/10

Holiday cheer

Thanks for your new words to an old song. Now I know another reason Santa is so jolly.. getting all those sex toys ready for horny women around the world.

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by tellstory2jake12/18/10

Holiday Chaos

Well, Santa did start looking at those 'sex toys for big boys', and began to try some of them. Air traffic controllers began to get reports of a very jolly Santa zigzagging wildly across the sky. Presents just falling onto front lawns or rooftops. Whole towns getting ignored. Mrs. Claus calls Santa on his cell phone and asks, "What's going on up there?". Santa shakes his head, puts away those toys, and replies, "Sorry, I got distracted for a minute. I'll go back and straighten things out.". Mrs. Claus comments, "OK. Well, get back to work. You can tell me all about it when you get home."

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