by WuddaWad
Angry little dragon covered in my spoo, holds the pose,
:D
better written than most of its kind, holds originality, rhythm, and humour - oh, and references like 'Cruisin' up her moon river where the sun don't shine' don't hurt it any.
as for this line, well, it's a bit of a mouthful:
Jerking, stroking and sucking my salty yogurt spewing schlong,
*bites lip*
I thought the whole of it was pretty cocky....... ;)~