All Comments on 'Don't Fuck the Flowers'

Thank you so much for this, it was pretty well written, and the endijg, thought not surprising, didn't feel rushed or lacking. One thing, is the fish guy nickname an insider or something?? It felt like it was there just for comic relief or well....

Once again thanks!!

*laugh* Yah, you could see it coming, but the ride was worth it. The imagery -- and word choice used to convey it -- was brilliant. The characters are well developed -- and in such a short tale. The description of old Fish Fucker at the beginning was a stroke of genius.

That was different than what I usually read. Interesting story. Best of luck in the contest

DG

this was a hilarious story .. thank you .. and for the most part I think what made it so funny to me was the visual I got from you describing Ennis Ezquerra .. all I could think of was this story being done as a porn video and Ron Jeremy playing the part of Ennis, and I started laughing and couldnt stop ......... thanks for the fun story :-D

Really well-written. Felt like one of those "I just couldn't put it down" stories. Great escape!

i thought i'd read almost everything imaginable on this site, but a fish? awesome!!!

The title made me cackle, mostly because I could see my crochety next door neighbor putting a sign that says this close to his precious roses. I really enjoyed the story! Good luck!

What a fun story! It also completely makes a point my brother swears to about some guys being willing to fuck anything. That's what makes Ezquerra so hilarious: he's that guy! He exists. I was howling with laughter and you better believe I'll be sharing this one. But I'm not overlooking how erotic this story is in its use of language and imagery. Your descriptions are absolutely luscious. Thanks!

I'm always scared to read you stories because they are so scary and weird. Great job and good luck in the contest.

If you could bottle your imagination and sell it, you'd make a fortune. I think you've surpassed yourself with this one. It's twisted, demented, and hilarious.

It should carry a warning that you might never look at fish in the same way ever again!

Truly. I'm glad to see more wonderful writing, it's been too long.

Your story are all fantastic but with this one you reached the top!hope to read a seuel soon!

Definitely liked this one, plant sex is always fun.

I'm wondering what would happen, if the brass hats at the military finally came to the conclusion, that it would be safer, to send only females to H-Space...

The part about cutting the guts of a fish open and then fucking it isn't exactly new... Seen it in The Preacher graphic novel. Offhand can't remember where it was...but it's in there.

Bring back and concentrate on the story of the Phil... it's most refreshing to see a good guy survive multiple encounters with the succubi and various flora and fauna of H-dimension...

*Laughs* This was a twisted, yet fun read. Somehow I think that even if that advice had been give to him, he would have still done it. The description of Fish Fucker had me howling. Evil, but alluring Penis Fly Trap! Goodluck! :)

~Luna

I seriously lol'd. Bravo.

"In Space, no one can hear you scream...!"

"In H-Space, no one can hear you come...!" ;-D

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There would be NO GUARANTEE, that what happened to the men would NOT — ALSO — happen to the women!

Although that this story was written from an ALL-MALE perspective, it would be safe to assume that there were females on the planet, with the males — they were just "not necessary" for this story, apparently!

(Still, it WOULD be "refreshing" to see the women come to the rescue, of what "remains" of the men — and "encounter" the Hybrid...!)

Once again, another amazing story! If only 203 could come a little sooner though, really looking forward to that one, good luck!

Any chance we'll see the plant girl in a follow-up story? Or a follow-up to Initial Infiltration?

And when do you write about a woman being the victum of of her sexual desires?

Any chance of a sequel ?

Can I volunteer my husband to fuck one of these plants?

Would love to see him orgasm his way to being slowly sucked to a dry husk.

That was so hot. I loved this story. Great writing and good sex.

WTF

I originally went searching to see if there existed such a plant on Earth that resembled any sort of bulb-like flower with petals that could wrap around a male's penis to simulate sexual intercourse, but instead I found this bizzare and oddly fantastic tale like something right out of the Errotic Text Games Corruption of Champions (C.O.C.) or Trails in Tainted Space (T.I.T.S.). I shall continue my research, but thank you for a good laugh with this story of yours. I found it most pleasant. -Mr. Tailson

Great story!! please continue with another chapter!!

And that, boys, is why you wear a condom! Wonderful story.

Not only are these stories sexy AF, but I love the anti colonial vibe running through them. Kudos!

Rule #1 on alien planets: don't fuck the wildlife

Anti colonial... roflmao! Projection? No, no way. Majorshane, thanks for the laugh.

A little anal action would have been an interesting twist to the story while he was blowing his load, but a good story.

Damn! That was sexy as hell and the ending was a chefs kiss for me. Lol. Idk what it is about plants milking men for their own needs I find so damn hot 🤣