I Wanna Be Your Handyman Ch. 01

Another great dawg story !

Thanks dawg for sharing another grear story. Waiting for next chapters. Keepem comin.

Another great story

another very good story dawg.
but i noticed that u missed just one thing.......
HE DIDN'T GET A COKE OUT OF THE FRIDGE???!
that's one of your signatures man.
other than that just amazing.

wow

Another epic story from dawg.

Just gotta say your submissions page is number one on my bookmarks and I check it every day hoping for new stories.

Keep it up man.

Repetition

As always a greatDawg story. Please keep them coming,ciao.

AWESOME

Loved it keep up the great work,looking forward to more of this story !!!!

That was Hot! I hope the next one he takes care of sis plus mom!!!

Real good

Nice storyline and plot.
Keep going.

Fantastic fantasy

So when will he fuck his sister, and mom. That way every one of his clients were getting treated equally.

Great story, thanks for the read.

Traci is hot

Janet was epic but Traci was ripping hot. It got so intense I had to go to the fridge and get a Coke to cool down...

unbelievable

It’s like you're TRYING to make any individual with an ounce of integrity hate you. You could have stuck with the "husband constantly away on business" route. Hell, they might even be cheating on their wives! But no. you had to make one of the husbands a soldier. A fucking SOLDIER. You pathetic fucking weasel. Your (as usual) brilliant, well endowed, ubermensch of a main character...is helping one of our nation's warriors, who, in the realm of this excuse for fiction, is deployed in a combat hot zone, facing death every day to protect worthless sacks of flesh like your main character and the soldiers wife, get fucked around on by his wife. Un-fucking-believable. And don't give me that "oh it's fiction, chill out!" bullshit. You, the writer, deliberately made the decision to make one of the husbands a soldier. A motherfucking hero. If I ever met you, I'd break your fucking jaw for that offense alone. There is no excuse. Writing about cheating? whatever. If you enjoy imagining your wife cheating on you, whoopdey fuckin doo. Go nuts. But when you get off thinking about soldiers being cheated on...it's open season on your ass in my book. (not a violent threat, merely a statement designed to express the degree to which the recipient of this comment has lowered himself in the eyes of the writer of this comment. that being, to the level of lesser game animals) And you keep. fucking. doing it. Well, please, either stop that kind of disgusting shit, or fuck off and die.(FOAD) or, if you prefer, die in a fire (DIAF)
(oh, and if you were wondering, I am unmarried, have a larger than average endowment, have never served in the military, and have an IQ well exceeding the upper 150's. So no, this isn't a nerd-rage rant, triggered by jealousy. It is a self righteous rant, sponsored by deep, abiding disgust.)

Now we know where road rage comes from

To 'Anonymous of 9-7-2011'. Sorry you didn't like Traci and Jim. I have a close friend whose husband volunteered to go over there thus leaving his wife for that long period. She suffered with the loneliness AND horniness and I could tell it hurt her deeply. No she didn't cheat, so I wrote it this way to see how it might have gone.

I "could" just delete your venomous rant, but I seldom do that. You say "it's open season on your ass in my book. (not a violent threat..." and yet you earlier wrote, "If I ever met you, I'd break your fucking jaw...". Makes me wonder, just what do you think is a violent threat? Please don't ever drive on any roadway on this planet!

By the way, since I wrote this, the white wife of a white soldier serving in that shit hole gave birth to a black baby late in his tour of duty over there. HE believed her story that she got knocked up from WATCHING a porno flick. I think she got it from making one, with or without the camera. So much for your "Un-fucking-believable" comment!

I suggest you take 33 deep breaths (3 are not enough) and a Valium or two. Oh yeah, by the way, as you said, " "oh it's fiction, chill out!" "

dezurtdawg

Good story dawg, I get the idea of fiction so I wont be like the anonymous coward who couldnt stand by his comments. I dont have to agree with everything you write, you should write what you like and what makes you happy. If we the reader cannot accept this then we have the option to stop reading. To the anon who so vehemently objected, I can see your POV but such things happen far to much. Should dawg be made into a villain because its a soldier instead of a salesman or a cop or a small business owner? Either hate the characters across the board or cry me a fucking river. Anything less is cowardly hypocrisy. You can see my name, wheres yours?

I gave you a five dawg, because I could. I may not agree with what you have to say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

ok...

LOOSE = NOT TIGHT
LOSE = TO NOT FIND

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"Oh yeah, I definitely like what I have seen so far." I said as I once more scoped out her 26 year old sexy 95 pound 4'11" body and its 34B-23-34 curves.
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Fuck me running!! The girl is like a fantasy dream cum true!! Lol ;). Fuck I love short girls!! ...the only way it could be better was if she was twins or triplets, hehehe!
....and hell, this guy is raking in pretty good tax free cash for an eighteen year old kid, lol!! I think I'd stay living at home as long as the parents would let me, help with the bills, keep making tax free money, just dont put it in the bank, and keep fucking housewives senseless! Maybe marry the short one if she gets divorced later. Spend my money by buying a nice little storm proof house down close to the beach somewhere in south america and start planning for an early retirement! Hehehe ;)

Awesome story so far too! You know, sometime I kick myself for not selling Mary Kay door to door when I was in my twenties! Hehehe!

Awsome

Oh to be a young Handyman, I was an older handyman, but nothing like this ever happened unfortunately!
Looking forward to your next chapters. Keep up the excelent work.