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ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
laugh? I was nearly ill
What's this, what's this, a genuinely funny story on Literotica? I had the misfortune to be eating while reading this, and I was lucky none of my dinner ended up back on the plate. (You wanted that image, go on.) The odd story may have raised a grim smirk from time to time, a tolerant relaxation of the furrowed brow, but I have never kept laughing out loud before. I assumed there was some kind of law against it.
surreal as a pink tornado
I kind of enjoyed this story, just not sure why.
Great Lines
Some of the best lines I've seen in a while (also very much enjoying your work).
“just in case actual illegal acts such as drinking coffee, playing online scrabble or owning any form of media relating to the Twilight Saga were also taking place.”
“are you in possession of any Class Triple Alpha illegal substances such as heroin, instant coffee or any Apple branded electronic equipment?"
Were my favorites.
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