When The Parents Are Away....

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but what have you got against apostrophes? They aren't rationed, and you don't have to pay extra for them. As you don't accept "Send Feedback", I feel my quibbles are wasted. So generically, possession is denoted by an apostrophe, as in "her friend's nose" or "her lover's ass". Otherwise, noun followed by "s" is plural--"her friends sent her a bottle of whiskey", or "her nephews drank it all".

It's a chaise longue, French for long chair. And she was lying, not laying, on it, unless she is a chicken, of course. Finally, though her closest neighbor may have been in the closet, that person was still the closest neighbor.