Fitting End to a F--king Lousy Date

dad and son-in-law

were the dad and son-in-law perhaps having their own party together in town?

Ok, the story was hot, but the dialogue completely put me off. No matter how drunk someone is they don't slur their words that much, and in some cases in that way. That wouldn't really matter if it didn't completely distract from the sex, but unfortunately that was the case for me. Since this is a sex story, and not a novel, I reckon once you establish that everyone is drunk, it's not necessary to continue slurred dialogue. Sorry I don't like to complain just I know I would have loved this story otherwise.

Very well done

I don't think he will be in need of any dates from other females now. Mom and sis will keep him well satisfied.

I wonder if the two women's spouses will notice how stretched out their wife's pussy are after the boy has his way with them for a while.

I'd like to read more of the sex that they are going to have the next morning. I'm sure it would be hot when both women are sober and really understand the size of Mark's cock and how much they are filled when he fucks them.

Thanks for the hot read, it is always a pleasure to read your work.

I don't know how, but you did it again.

Hot story. Absolutely loved it.
So many adventures could come out of this one story.
Excellent job.
Thank you.

Yuck!

Yeah, the bull shit slurring got me too. It would have been great, but...

not your best...

..but not bad. I kind of agree with the slurring thing. It read more like they had suffered head injuries, than being drunk. lol

And what the fuck with mom taking a shit?? If you wrote it in for comedic value, it scored, because I laughed my ass off when I read it.

To Denny C, and the rest of you

You nailed it, I put that in just because once in while one of my buds will do just that when totally wasted! Hell, maybe it was just my wacky brain, but each time I read it I laughed hard.

Now to nearly all of you. As for the slurred speech; I was really torn as to should I just set the stage and then write it correctly (worried someone[s] would ask how they suddenly recovered), or do even more. Tried it several ways before going with this one. Sorry to all!

Hmmm.

Listen man, I've been reading your stories since you first started posting, and although situations change in your story there is always one constant, a guy with a 9-10in. dick built like a football player. You don't have to necessarily always switch up the stats, just maybe leave out the measurements, even for the gals(what character just happens to know the exact measurements of the women involved? Does he follow them around with a tape measure?), and the writing will be have a bit more of a natural flow.

Sequel

As in, this NEEDS one! DEFINETLY need a sequel for this one!

To Anonymous 'Hmmm.'

Wow, really? Like I'm the only writer here that does that? However, in several of my stories the guy states that he has checked the tags while doing the laundry as one of his chores. In other stories I write that they are 'about' a certain size.

I don't see how this is too much to believe.

dezurtdawg

this story makes no sense

There are physical limitations to both the male and female anatomy of which you seem blissfully unaware. For instance, if you're nine inches long, you are *not* fitting balls-deep into my arse... or at least not doing so without risk of medical damage. The anus and rectum are smaller than the vagina, remember?

There's also the not-so-minor detail that it takes time and attention to arouse a woman and make her wet inside; conversely, a male does not have a female's ability to orgasm four or more times in a row without having some opportunity to recover first. Sorry, boys, that's nature. Some may be able to keep one female partner aroused by other means (such as erotic massage and oral sex on her) to pass enough time to recover for round two, but then the second round tends to be slow and leisurely, not fast and hurried. There will be no fourth ejaculation in the same session for a male and anyone trying to continue that long won't remain hard enough to even attempt an anal penetration. Anatomical limitations.

Try taking your time and putting some effort into actually satisfying one woman... pounding away like a jackhammer just to prove your virility to yourself somehow isn't quite so erotic.

To Doctor Anonymous 'makes no sense'

When I first read your comment I had a good laugh and then moved on. But then I figured, since I can't send you a personal response, I would give one here for everyone (and hopefully you) to read.

There is a difference between being 'blissfully unaware' of human limitations and pushing the limits when writing fantasy. I write fantasy stories. If I wanted to stay dead on point about human sexual anatomy I would write for Masters and Johnson.

I tried to indicate that the women had spent a drunken drinking binge together commiserating with each other about how they both WANTED to get the shit fucked out of them but their spouses left them high and dry for the evening. Not much arousal time needed.

As to your comment that 'a male does not have a female's ability to orgasm' multiple times: I can only speak for myself that I have done just that cumming five and six times without stopping before the wife cried uncle. (Nearly four hours is a long time and only works on special occasions when there will be no interruptions, and yes the pace varies all over the place) This for sure doesn't happen every time, but it positively did for us and yes, climax number six is much smaller than number one. We didn't complain.

Then you state that 'pounding away like a jackhammer' isn't so erotic. That may be. Sometimes my partner responds ONLY to the soft slow and gentle lovemaking. But then at other times she wants to feel me trying to pound all the way through her with my unbridled passion. Can either of these be wrong? I think not.

Thanks for taking the time to comment!

dezurtdawg

Like a really bad porno

Wouldn't call this one erotic or fantasy, just really bad third-rate 80s era porn dialog but without the visual aids.

Not your best by far.

dumb writer

you admit you write fantasies yet continue to post them in the incest area which is fiction and has to be based on reality and be believable sounds like you need to move all your error filled stories to the proper catagory FANTASY.

Prostate, not balls

In more than one of your stories you refer to emptying 'cum' from the male protaganist's balls. Anatomically the tested produce sperm but the rest of the ejaculate is prostatic fluid and what has been stored in the adjacent seminal vesicles.
The balls rise up in the scrotum just before ejaculation but do not empty.
You have vivid and erotic imagination.
This story was quite fantastical and hot though quite unbelievable.
Please brush up on your male physiology.
Oh yes, keep writing!

WHO GIVES A SHIT?

Who cares where the cum comes from or what vessels it travels through or what it's called? When you are sitting in front of your computer with your hands wrapped around your cock, you should only be concerned with how it feels...and maybe, where it is aimed. You might have to clean up your computer screen.

Also, why does incest have to be based on reality? Duh commenters, this is fiction...hot fiction, I might add. I gave it a 5...um, I fucked up my keyboard.

Crap...

This story is crap...you have hot stories don't know what you where thinking with this one

Not your best work...

I like your stories and you're one of my fav writers, but you haven't put a lot of work into this, story is unbelievable, I don't like the swearing in the begging and who drinks and talks with their family like that? Like you were just trying to find excuse for them to fuck... don't like this one

Really bad....

One of your worst stories...you can do so much better man

loved it!

i'm not sure if you intended it to be a comedy, but I busted a nut laughing! good one, mate!

Shouldn't stop there

You should keep going let the boy nock them both up.

Yes

This story has got to continue.Your on a winner here. Mum divorces the husband , kill off the sisters and they both get pregnant and live together ...Shit, you can go anyway with this.... 5 stars so far.....

There's already a 2nd chapter

https://www.literotica.com/s/morning-after-a-f-kin g-lousy-date

The author just didn't group these stories.

This is probably my third time reading this story. I have read most of Dezurtdawg's stories, and I love his style of writing. I only wish he would write more.

I'm so fucking horny right now

Arousing!

Great climax (pun intended).

Oh well

Gave this a 1 star for being in the wrong category. This should have been posted under the ANAL category.
The old fart