by Corpse_rider
This must have taken a hell of a long time to put together. It's clever and parts are laugh aloud funny. Internet medium, however, makes this really hard to read all the way through - it begs to be in printed form, in a little booklet. Overall - kudos.
I love the old world language splashed throughout. Such a fun read! My compliments. It must have taken quite some time to complete.
Enjoyed the hell out of this. Laughed out loud afterwards when I read that your original idea included a huge Trojan dildo. Priceless!
& after they had read ---
Shivering , readers went to bed !
of Nellie's Mum they dreamt of in Dread ---
but for her victims no tears were shed !
Not in the same league as Tennyson or Coleridge, but very good, anyway. Made me laugh as Beowulf's adventure unfolded.