Metric Mistake

A Touch TOO Much!

It must be admitted that the author has skills. He used humor throughout the story which collectively got me (barely) through the gore of' the big payback'
Other then that the story was pretty readable albeit 'the wince and initial wimp factor' was off the charts.

One had to detach and feel zero empathy for all concerned here. Texas Tall Tales / Scouries and You Bad Boy specialize in creating lead character who push the envelope in terms of action and yet keep the readers in their corner. The author should take a figurative tip from them ( pun intended) if he cares about his ratings.

This is more of reality of what would really happen in real life.

I got a kick out of it and a heck of a good laugh. This is more of what would really happen if a spouse tried to cuckold the other. The author might have had a darker side of the humor but it was good humor nevertheless.

Except for the unbelievable part of hiring an Italian women

to cut off part of his dick, it was a good story. No matter what, the cops would have suspected hubby and checking out his bank account, his wifes affair...well, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that hubby would be sucking cock in prison.

Could have been posted in humor... ok dark humor

I liked the last few paragraphs. Marci deserved everything she (didn't) get.

Liked it

Pretty good read and just about what could happen with a man who had connections and wanted a little revenge. A much better story than some of the wimp husband ones you see here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This was too funny, thanks for the laugh!

A MISTAKE IS JUST A MISTAKE

no matter farenheit or centigrade. TK U MLJ LV NV

No matter how you "slice" it the guy is a cuck.

He just changed his mind. Too little to late.

^__^

It was quite funny, hehe. Nice work! ^__^

what

balls on literotica what next?

No Wimp

Great story on not taking shit from wife or boy toy. No wimp in this story.

Rod_Walker Favorited his own story!

...Why not?

fun story

Great title and some nice twists...a very enjoyable read. Thank you Rod.

A little cruel revenge story, but if the mutuality is over.......... 30% of the women are size dependent, but 70% of the women work with normal size cocks well.

I guess Derek's last date was his 'cut off date"

where he got paid in full heh

great job RW :)

Great Story

Finally a man with balls...good job Rod

Original?

Don't think I've ever read anything quite like this. Very good. Originality is rare around here.

Nasty

It's obviously over the top but a fun read. I guess what I don't get is why accept the Bull at all? Jim has got a prenup. Dump the bitch and get on with your life. If you want to cut the moron down to size also, great. BTW, love the metric conversion error. But why accept the humiliation? It earned him nothing. It was unnecessary. After Derek had to face his shortcomings, Marci would probably have come crawling back if Jim wanted to keep her around to fuck. Marci is more than just a little stupid. He should keep her on a very short leash.

Dumb story

What's the point of this story.....

Enjoyed the satire . . .

Chuckled all the way through this one. Despite being a bit silly in some ways, it was a lot of fun. Five stars!

A pretty good first effort!

When one reads so many LW stories, they get formulaistic, so it wasn't surprising.

That said, I enjoyed it very much. One wonders how he could enjoy sex with the tip of his penis off. The Huband should have offered to dildo him up the ass to rub his prostate, his only way of sexual relief. Nah...that would just give his wife ideas.

Not a bad piece. But the term is 'role' play, not 'roll' play. Glaring enough for me to notice.

The story

Stupid things happening to stupid people.

why keep the mindless cunt?

you dont keep trash!

Kind of humorous in its own way...

First, the main character admits that his bad judgment, in effect opening his marriage, was a mistake and the cause of his problem. His loose morals vis sexual fidelity come back to bite him.

So when his wife starts trying to force the cuckold lifestyle on him, he rebels and indeed gets a suitable revenge. Six inches vs. six centimeters! HA - a minor error of great significance.

But, demonstrating that he STILL hadn't learned anything from the episode, after he reconciles with his (now ex-) wife for all practical purposes, he brings in the third woman - starting the damn cycle all over again. LOL!

Whatever this character would get, he would deserve.

Thanks for writing this provocative little story!

LOVED IT!!

Now that's how a real man get cuckolded. Fuckin A too bad ol Jim didn't deliver the coup de gratis by pumping Marci fullof lead

Good For Him

Even though I don't think they had much of a marriage and Jim isn't that likeable because he shared his wife I say good for him. Being the vindictive son of a bitch I am, I would have walked in with my gun and shot Derek's "BIGGER" cock off right in front of her and then make her life ebb away too.

a wimp with balls

at least he cut the guy's dick off. but why keep the slut

DWhuedogg is so stupid

he tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on his foot

Third time.

And I still liked it.

i liked it

that was just a sweet little dickless tale. LOL

You know what makes me shiver ?

The thought that there really are couples out there who are as fucked up as these two.

Really screwed up story!!

Given the husband was of low character, why should he be offended because he willing let his wife be fucked by other men. Problem isn't his wife, problem is him. Perhaps he should be "pruned" also.

I gave it 5 stars ...

... for those who claim it was the husbands fault for swapping.
(1) it takes 2 to swap.
(2) just because a person is willing to share that doesn't give you a right to humilate.
The asshole got what he deserved.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT TURN-ABOUT

was very fair play....TK U MLJ LV NV

Your revenge stories are pointless since you insist on taking the woman back! Not much revenge if your still stuck with the slut! Hey I wanna be around the woman who tried to cuckold me for the rest of our life!? The ring is gone now so I must have go the upper hand!?!? Moron!!!

Great!

Great story!!!

Retard fuck

Another retard fuck who fucked himself off with his little head. He deserved for what he already was without knowing it. A loser in every aspects.

Okay...

Well written, good plot, but your characters all suck! They are all vermin. No normal person could relate to your protagonist, because he is a pervert with no respect for his marriage. Why would his wife respect him or their marriage? It is ridiculous! Yuck, I need to take a shower after reading about these people!

When you start from a negative premise

it can't ever climb the hill.

googled-eyed

I'm too lazy to wiki or google it but I vaguely remember from some years ago, a lander mission to Mars wound up crashing into the rusty planet because one technician figured altitude by inches/feet and another technician figured altitude by metrics?

The height of scientific comedy!

Too Short ....!

Story needed to be longer to develop the characters more. As the characters are to vague and have no depth.
Good plot for anti cuckold though !

Right size....

The story is the right size.....rsrsrsrsr

Bah

He should have made sure they knew he did it and booted her to the curb,or made her the bathroom attendant.

fuck u

Please stop making stories like this

No wimp?

Bullshit, the guy was a wimp from day one. Letting a bull take over his marriage? Please, how stupid can one get? Oh, sorry I forget this was supposed to be a comedy. 1*

the underdog

Love it when the underdog comes out on top good job.

Damn

I don't like cuck tales but this one has a happy ending. The bull committed suicide. All's well that ends well.

if he had done this

just as soon as the BULL shit started It would have been a 5

THERE IS MYTH AND THERE IS TRUTH

people tend to believe the legend of the myth. TK U MLJ LV NV

Wow, now that's one fucked up fantasy.

I skimmed through it, couldn't get myself to read the whole thing. Too ridiculous. 1*