Annie Fucking Oakley

Loved It

Humor with fucking. Only give it a 5 because there is no 6 stars.

Hope she knows a good lawyer

Because she would need one afterall she shit her husband and would probably spend some time in prison, he'd divorce her in the mean time and take the house and if she's lucky he wouldn't seek some type of physical revenge on her.
It also seems as though she and Doc have a more than friendly relationship and it wouldn't surprise me if they hadn't been cheating themselves.

Only gave it one star because no zero stars

Just fuckin' stupid!

I gave it 5stars

Not only did she get revenge, justice was served cold and wet. This was a funny fucking story. Thank you.

Liked it!

You forget her father is RICH! His friend is a JUDGE! She only shot him with rock salt. She caught him in bed with another woman. She has a witness who is a professional person and can say she was defending herself. He's screwed. In most areas the Good Ole Boy system wins. That's not legally right but true.
GOOD TALE!

THE COUNT WAS TOO SHORT

and she reloaded with the wrong ammo for the bedroom show. TK U MLJ LV NV

that was a fine story!

i have always been a fan of westerns but that was good. will be looking forward to more of your work in the future because of this piece. thanks for writing and keep it coming please!

This Was A Fine Story . Yet ...

I hoped you were going to finish off the " Gonna Sell ..." series though. Really liked the trials & tribulations of a working class rock star theme, you had going on in it . So I say " thank you for this one" but will bless you for getting hot on previous one.

ALL IS FAIR

WHAT IS SAUCE FOR THE GANDER IA SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE CHEATING BY ETHER IS A OFFENSE AGAINST THE OTHER SPOUSE . FORGIVE AND FORGET I DON'T THINK SO BUT I AM A SELFISH BASTARD. I GUESS AFTER SEVERAL YEARS I WOULD CHANGE. TRUST BUT VERIFY WOULD BE MY MOTTO AND WOULD IT BE WORTH IT WHO KNOWS.

Very Good

This is another reason that I will would not cheat. Only an idiot would piss off a woman who is a good shot. Especially at the time of month when her brain isn't working correctly. :)

This is actually a good start to a longer story. I'd like to read more.

Write a full story please....

Rather Mechanical

As a first draft it was OK, but you didn't draw me into the story. Also, your legalese is faulty. Unless a will specifically leaves the inheritance to both parties, it is separate property of the child, not community property.
A little more dialog and let us get into the characters, please!
Thanks,
PS, my scoring was to be a 4 but for some reason it gave you a one, sorry about that.

Too many caps.

I hate women that yell all the time.

That's it ??

??

A 3*

because the story was left haning in mid air. What happened to hubby, did Doc and Annie get together? You needed an epilog or a part two.

meh

too much background, not much of a story here.

shot husband in ass

thats it? where is the story?

Cute

Cute story. I gave you a five just for knowing what a Colt Walker is and that Doc Holiday was a dentist from Georgia.

Great Story!!!

I am still laughing. Thanks for sharing.

Very good

The story does not need anything more.

HAHAHA!

Reminds me again, why I don't cheat on my wife!

Go Girl !!

Shoot his ass off Girl - nice one !!!
Next time do some damage to the cheating creep........

LMFAO

That's how you dooze it!! Very entertaining story. Loved it :) HAHA

FANTASTIC

A wonderful story with great characters! Would love to see a sequal of some sort with Annie and Doc.
Thanks for great work!

Great story!

More like this. Please!

Delightful

How stupid do you have to be ...? Bet Hubby is a bit smarter now. For sure, his ass smarts! Can't believe Sweetie allowed the Vixen to run away in the rain with HER fancy boots on!

Great read. Thanks. 5*

Don't Mess . . .

. . . with a lady with PMS and a gun in her hand. This was a fun story. I'm glad my ex never carried a gun because she sure could do the PMS thing.

Hilarious! One... Two... Three... ...

Hope Annie and Doc get together. Hilarious treatment of the perps. Satan hath no fury like a woman scorned, eh?

Why PMS?

Because Mad Cow was already taken!

Damage

Hopefully the salt did not score the fine pistol barrels.
Thanks Jack

More

Would have liked more on this story. Seems to leave too much hanging

Girls just wan to have fun LOL

Annie is a cool character - so is Doc - let's see more of them -

LOVED IT!!!!!

Couldn't quit laughing.... Talk about poetic justice....

funny

Hilarious!

What a treat to read. Simply marvelous.

sequal!!!!!

We need a sequal to see what happens with her and doc, as well as Lisa and her soon to be ex.

Woops!

Think you needed a bit more research on Black Powder weaponry. When Annie was loading up with the rock salt, she loaded "cylinders"??? Think yu ment "chambers" The "cylinder" of a "BP" reolver has 5 or 6 "chambers" depending on which revolver is being used. 1 "chamber" = 1 load or shot when the trigger is pulled. You got the tripple click of the Walker when being cocked right. Ummmmm do you realize how much 1 oz of salt is?? The standard shot load for my 62 caliber trade gun (smooth bore) is 1 oz of lead shot. By the way, .62 caliber is the equivelant of a 20 guage shot gun & 1 oz of #6 shot takes up about 3/4 of an inch in the 20 Ga bore. In even a 44 caliber pistol, such as the Walker & the succeeding 3 models of Dragoons with 8" barrels wouldn't hold 1 oz of rock salt even loaded clear to the mouth of the muzzle. However -- you ARE correct in the fact that what ever was able to be loaded in the chamber of a revolver, even with the double powder charge, no matter what size from .31 cal to .44 cal would hurt like hell & at close range would most likely destroy a bunch of skin. Oh -- one other tid bit. You mentioned her using a 2/3 charge? One odd thing about BP weapons is that they like what they like as far as powder charge goes. When you find the best load for accuracy, you can halve it, double it, tripple it or even quadruple it & the accuracy stays pretty much the same. The old expression; "Loaded for bear." was what a double charge of powder was called back in the days of Louis & Clark up until metalic cartridges replaced muzzle loading weapons. Sorry for being so long winded. Now, as for the story itself -- great job!!! I always enjoy your stories. You are a skilled story teller.

Best not cheat.

A sufficiently provoked woman can be vicious! My wife reminds me periodically that Lorena Bobbitt got off scott free...

finish the story

finish the damn story!!!!!!

A fun story

I agree this is an incomplete story.

OUCH!

And then she went to jail. Funny stuff but the reality is that infidelity or not, she's going to jail for shooting them with the rock salt. Judge won't care if it was a bullet or not. Hubby is going to get most of the marital assets while she lingers in jail . Good idea. Poorly thought out. And the story was unfinished.

To Paraphrase...

...God made Man
And Mr. Samuel Colt
made the gun toting Woman
Equal to Man

word to the wise...

Not my normal choice but it had me laughing.

Ed Grocott
edgrocott@gmail.com

Finish The Damn Story

....3-4-5 ... BANG!

"Dang, I'll bet that smarts, Bitch! Shoulda started when my dumb-ass Near-Future Ex-Hubby started!"

The End!

2nd read still funny.
Ed Grocott
edgrocott@gmail.com

If ever a follow-up was needed.........

You seriously need to do a part two. What happens in the divorce and do the two main characters get together? Good story, but needs more about what happened after this story ended to make it a great story.

Damn This Is One Fine Story

I cheered the ending of this story. That has happened just one other time. A fantastic 5 Star story.

Almost too much fun!

Very few stories involving guns strike me as funny, but the lead-in and follow through on this one had me chuckling for an hour. Every time I stopped, I re-read the last part from where she was loading the rock salt and started laughing again. I've had a little experience with rock-salt loaded shotguns, but I'd never considered the usage in a hand gun.

Thanks for making my entire evening!

Hahaha!

4 stars and a lot of fun!

nice little story, just one problem

A Walker-Colt is worth anywhere from $700,000 to a million.

There is no way in hell it would be ANYwhere near where ANYone could get to it, much less a child.

Other than that little mistake, nice little story.