by zabmxxx
I will try harder next time on the grammar etc - it was my first attempt - will try harder next time... This is a true story and the dialogue is what was actually said
1. " "I think you had better take you're knickers off", I said to her. "
it's your - you're means you are
2. Who are you, Austin Powers?
- that semi-americanised "brittish" language is crap
I definitely be coming back for seconds or even thirds if she was cool with that