by qhml1
Great tale. Should have used super glue. That would have held the nipple. Wait. He could have had a tattoo of a nipple drawn. That would work too.
HA Ha ha
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly - damn that would be a good name for a movie
Great Characters. Typical neighborly relations. The question of who is responsible is a fascinating one. I feel more or less responsible for everything that happens on my watch.
I was invited to join a men's social club (UMF of AMERICA)* in 2004. It looked like a biker club but the charter prohibits us from being one. I really enjoyed being a member and served in several official capacities and wound up as National VP. In '08 I was visiting the Shreveport,La. chapter and their Pres. had a Tat shop and I got a simple red,white,and blue tat saying UMF FOREVER on my right shoulder. Now I'm Jewish and my sister and my cousins all had a fit when they found out (you can't be buried in a Jewish gravyard with a tat) no biggie,my shiksa wife (31 years and counting) are getting creamated,our ashes co-mingled and scattered at sea. !!!
UMF.ORG The U stands for ugly
Too. My biggest reason is I've been stabbed with needles enough for several lifetimes and I'm not diabetic. You had me with the snake and Rocky riding with the tail light up his ass, the rest was just gravy. Signed: BTW
Seen a few tats after the wrinkles develop, not for me. The story though ages well, thanks Q.
somewhere east of Omaha
Well he should’a stayed home! He’d have gotten some tit instead of donating one…
Loved it, off to da next…story that is.