All Comments on 'How Do I Fuck Thee?'

True to the memory and spirit of Elizabeth Barrett Browning, yet moving from the caution of her Victorian strait-laces to a stirring modern-day hedonistic sonnet. Well done!

I hear a poet that is aware of his/her surroundings that mirror reality.

but as usual the clone doesnt match the original. TK U MLJ LV NV

Reviewed in the Feb 21, 2012 New Poetry Recommendation thread.

Witty & well written without being coarse, but funny as all Hell! Well done Sir!

to write a sonnet?

Elizabeth Barrett Browning would probably have turned over in her grave when you penned this imitation of her poem if she had been aware of it! I can't imagine her ever even thinking the word "fuck", never mind using it with such abandon in a stately and elegant love poem. But then, this isn't your typical 19th century "love poem", is it? It's a riot, and cute, and funny! Thanks for the laugh!

As an English teacher, I appreciate imitations that work, and the effort that goes into trying them. And in this case, the horny humor that gave the poem its spice! :)

Very good. Certainly has the rhythm and texture of "How Do I Love Thee". Thanks!

Oh my God, are you not the passionate Bear. Maybe a Browning Bear? Who cares, Lizzie would have welcomed a night with you as would all of us, boys and girls alike. Thrust on noble steed till every inch is filled.